Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan

Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan

During a particularly violent time in the history of the D.S. R&D, the group came under fire by an organization called the Heathers. This group, composed of narcissistic, fashion-crazed women and their indentured manslaves, set Dr. Schwan to thinking that perhaps there was another way in which he could improve the quality of life for those within the Malton quarantine zone. He began to look at those around him, seeing a cornucopia of tattered and bloodstained cloth. He reasoned to himself “these survivors have been living in Malton for years, and surprisingly, their number has only grown. The supply drops include necessities but not very many luxury items like clothing. The malls, being the largest repository of goods (including clothing), have become such a popular target for the zombie hoards that none have escaped being ransacked. Add to this the bits of folk wisdom by which we live including ‘dress for success’ and ‘every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man,’ it stands to reason that the demand for quality clothing must greatly exceed the present supply. Perhaps there is a way to rectify this issue…through science”
Excited at having identified a problem, he turned his attention to the resolution. “But what do people wear?” He looked around himself, noticing a mix-mash of trench coats, T-shirts, practical clothing, and costumes, and quickly decided that there was no unifying sense of style in Malton. The answer then must lie not in the production of clothing but in the production of textiles out of which people may make or have made their own clothing.
With no local livestock or cotton crop, the problem of designing such fabrics at first appeared daunting. Dr, Schwan briefly considered the idea of using products derived from discarded zombie material but decided that such fabric would be little better than bloodstained cloth. More ingenuity would be required. The result…a new line of products from Colglough industries…Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan