Jerden Rules Crowbank/Enemies List

Add to this list the name, profile and crime of anyone who has commited an act of treason against jerden, through attacking and/or killing jerden or one of his assosiates, the members of Jerden Rules Crowbank and their honourable allies. Inform them of the error of their ways, Kill them whenever possible untill they appologise or leave Crowbank. JRC is so popular that this required a separate page, so here we are. Groups will also be added if sufficiant evidence for it is found.

This list is compiled in good nature, as it serves as a handy way for JRC to keep track of those who challenge our authority. We don't hate you or anything, we just think it would be incredibly satisfying to return the lead you gave us. Think of this as a hall of fame if you want to. Let's play the Hunting Game!

Steve Harvey, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=37556, for the despicable crime of shooting jerden to death with a pistol, dispite admitting that jerden ammused him. Educate him. To death.

Rozalyn, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1701411. While claiming to be a member of JRC (she no longer pretends though, so she's not all bad) she killed jerden saying:

"Y'know, Jerden... there are two kinds of players I hate in this game" 
"PKs that think it's unique or interesting to RP as a psycho (complete with straitjacket)"
"and people who start groups and demand everyone starts playing by their rules." 
"And it just so happens that you represent both groups!" 
"You PK people for not logging out in Crowbank? I mean, are you serious?" 
said "Punchline: This isn't my main character. You PKed him." 
said "I logged back onto this abandoned character to kill you." 
said "And I'm going to keep killing you until you leave Crowbank. And so will my friends." 

I mean come on! Jerden probobly isn't serious, and never claims to think that he was original. Anyway, Rozalyn, it's on. Lets play that game if you want to. Although you have a point about the straightjacket. it was stupid and has been removed. You could have just said though!

Members of the Spanish Inquisition: (These Guys get their own section!)

Malodorous Monk (Cool name, we gotta give him that!), http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1447182, installed a generator in an unlit cinema that jerden was in, then gunning jerden down with a pistol. How unpleasant. And no Malodorous, jerden has never been known as "Jeriden Dren".

nomatr1, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1441917, has killed jerden twice when jerden was hiding. nomatr1 is irritating but said a good one liner:

"Jerden, guess what time it is? Time to say goodbye again!!! Night Night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!" 

Keep trying, and one day you'll be as bad as jerden!

Mick Mcmanix, http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1433754, killed jerden and declared "Death to Numpties!". Take that back, it hurt jerden's feelings! Oh yeah, and then killed jerden, but really the insult was worse. Death is brief, but insults last untill you forget them!

Jerden thanks the Spanish Inquisition for the handy box below. Maybe we should get something similar for JRC's victims?

	Well!
	This user certainly didn't expect some sort of Spanish Inquisition!

roopzs - http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1115617 for having murdered Leiter, He didn't even say hello :'(

He tried the same thing on jerden but didn't finish the job, so roopz is on JRCs kill list. Twice. Again no words! Would sparing 1 AP kill him?

Damon Delacroix - http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=998739 - tried something with a fireaxe on jerden, but couldn't finish the job. Irritating nontheless.

Woah, is this list getting longer by the hour? (jerden says no, more like every day we're alive. Good job we're fine with dying!)

Panzergruppe Arnheim with Anja Arnheim (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1729289) in der spitze hat Vernichtungskrieg erklärt. They say that "Jerden does not rule Crowbank. We have and always will. Somebody who supports PKing does not belong in such a position.", Thus demonstrating a frankly laughably poor understanding of politics and a disapointing lack of commitment. If you are not willing to kill for it, you don't deserve it. Although jerden guesses you are willing to kill JRC for Crowbank, so it's a start. On the DARK and TWISTED path to EVIL!