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[[Malton Murder Awards | [[Malton Murder Awards MMX#Player-Killer Awards|<span style="color:#C7871A"><font size="+1">PK</font><sub>ERS</sub></span>]]<br/> | ||
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[[Malton Murder Awards | [[Malton Murder Awards MMX#General Awards|<span style="color:#C7871A"><font size="+1">G</font><sub>ENERAL</sub></span>]]<br/> | ||
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<span style="color:#999999">Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual [[Malton Murder Awards|<span style="color:#999999"><u>Malton Murder Awards</u></span>]] <span style="color:#999999">! The awards this year are brought to you by the city's elected mayor, [[User:Misanthropy|<span style="color:#999999">Misanthropy]]<span style="color:#999999">, and will feature an all-new, star-studded panel of judges. As always, the Malties are set to be a star-studded event, celebrating the very best in sheer carnage, murder, and slaughter in the fine city of [[Malton|<span style="color:#999999">Malton]]<span style="color:#999999">. Without further ado, let's get down to business, and explain this year's changes. | <span style="color:#999999">Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, to the annual [[Malton Murder Awards|<span style="color:#999999"><u>Malton Murder Awards</u></span>]] <span style="color:#999999">! The awards this year are brought to you by the city's elected mayor, [[User:Misanthropy|<span style="color:#999999">Misanthropy]]<span style="color:#999999">, and will feature an all-new, star-studded panel of judges. As always, the Malties are set to be a star-studded event, celebrating the very best in sheer carnage, murder, and slaughter in the fine city of [[Malton|<span style="color:#999999">Malton]]<span style="color:#999999">. Without further ado, let's get down to business, and explain this year's changes. | ||
<span style="color:#999999">First up, in order to increase the tension involved, the ballot will no longer be a simple public vote - now, a two-stage system will put in place. The first stage will follow the same format as last year, with anyone and everyone entitled to cast their votes in a public ballot on the [[Talk:Malton Murder Awards | <span style="color:#999999">First up, in order to increase the tension involved, the ballot will no longer be a simple public vote - now, a two-stage system will put in place. The first stage will follow the same format as last year, with anyone and everyone entitled to cast their votes in a public ballot on the [[Talk:Malton Murder Awards MMX|<span style="color:#999999">talk page]]<span style="color:#999999">, starting from August 16<sup>th</sup>. After two weeks of balloting comes the new stage - the top three choices polled from the public vote will be our final nominations, and a panel of judges, introduced below, will cast the final decision amongst these nominees in private. The final results will be announced over Malton's [[Emergency Broadcast System|<span style="color:#999999">emergency broadcast system]] on September 6<sup>th</sup>, before being posted here. This way will ensure an interesting race all the way to the finish, with no more results being telegraphed weeks in advance. | ||
<span style="color:#999999">Of course, all this talk of a panel of judges would mean nothing without actually selecting a panel, so with no further ado, allow me to introduce our esteemed panel: | <span style="color:#999999">Of course, all this talk of a panel of judges would mean nothing without actually selecting a panel, so with no further ado, allow me to introduce our esteemed panel: | ||
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*[[User:The ReverandCyanide|<span style="color:#999999">'''The Reverend Cyanide''']]<span style="color:#999999">: One of the elder Philosophes of the highly-esteemed [[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#999999">Philosophe Knights]], the Reverend Cyanide, or OV, is our most high-brow representative, and it is hoped that his Knightly temperament affords the panel a thorough, scholastic approach. | *[[User:The ReverandCyanide|<span style="color:#999999">'''The Reverend Cyanide''']]<span style="color:#999999">: One of the elder Philosophes of the highly-esteemed [[Philosophe Knights|<span style="color:#999999">Philosophe Knights]], the Reverend Cyanide, or OV, is our most high-brow representative, and it is hoped that his Knightly temperament affords the panel a thorough, scholastic approach. | ||
<span style="color:#999999">And with that out of the way, it's on to business! Remember, polling for these awards takes place on the [[Talk:Malton Murder Awards | <span style="color:#999999">And with that out of the way, it's on to business! Remember, polling for these awards takes place on the [[Talk:Malton Murder Awards MMX|<span style="color:#999999">talk page]]<span style="color:#999999">. Any further instructions can be found there. In addition, there are these nifty templates that can be used by the winners and the short-list of nominees: | ||
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Revision as of 02:06, 13 August 2010
First up, in order to increase the tension involved, the ballot will no longer be a simple public vote - now, a two-stage system will put in place. The first stage will follow the same format as last year, with anyone and everyone entitled to cast their votes in a public ballot on the talk page, starting from August 16th. After two weeks of balloting comes the new stage - the top three choices polled from the public vote will be our final nominations, and a panel of judges, introduced below, will cast the final decision amongst these nominees in private. The final results will be announced over Malton's emergency broadcast system on September 6th, before being posted here. This way will ensure an interesting race all the way to the finish, with no more results being telegraphed weeks in advance. Of course, all this talk of a panel of judges would mean nothing without actually selecting a panel, so with no further ado, allow me to introduce our esteemed panel:
And with that out of the way, it's on to business! Remember, polling for these awards takes place on the talk page. Any further instructions can be found there. In addition, there are these nifty templates that can be used by the winners and the short-list of nominees:
The following awards are intended to honour the bloodthirsty, the murderous, and the downright insane - the PKer community. The awards are the bread and butter of the Malties, harking back many moons ago to their slapdash inception. Best GroupThe winner of this award will join some hallowed company, safe in the knowledge that their combined slaughtering has earned them notoriety amongst the herd they forever seek to thin. Best IndividualThis individual has earned his or her recognition through bloodshed and brutality, their every shot and stab accumulating on the path to glory. Best MomentBe it an event of mass murder, a memorable attack or a fantastic one-liner, this award is to commemorate those moments that make the game more enjoyable - and brutal.
Life and death matter little to these types, who claw and stab the living from either side of the mortal coil. Their relentless aggression is commemorated with the following awards. Best GroupThis group are renowned for their unyielding hatred for the living, their unending assault on the structures of mortal man. We'd award them in person but they'd probably ransack the ceremony. Best IndividualThe recipient of this award has made their disdain for the sanctity of life known loud and clear, through words, deeds, and inspiration to others, and is being recognised as such. Best MomentThis award is intended to showcase an example of death culting's influence and potential, be it a protracted campaign or a single paroxysm of anti-life rage.
Zamhah Ahargz Bahz Gang!z za bahz gang! Haz b!g barhah. Bargz za manbra!nz. Bazz ZambahZ!z zambah haz b!g grarrah. Ma!ghz za barhah an bargz za harmanz. Bahz MamanzZa mamanz zaz ar gangz ramambah bahz.
The following awards are not constrained by allegiance, play style, or anything else. They simply will be awarded to those who merit them the most. Best NewcomerThis award will go to the player who has made the biggest impact since starting the game, provided the joined within the past 12 months. Best New GroupThis award honours a group founded within the past 12 months that has made the biggest splash, and done the most damage, in that time. Most IneptThe booby prize of the Malton Murder Awards, the coveted Golden Helmet & Crayons will go to the player or group who has tried and tried, and just fallen short. Most ImprovedPerhaps a previously inept player who has since learnt the trade, or perhaps a new player who has grasped the ropes with astonishing speed, the Most Improved award does exactly what it says on the tin. Lifetime AchievementThe crowning moment of the awards, the Lifetime Achievement gong will be handed to a figure who has had a long and storied career in killing, and whose star is still, after all this time, on the rise. |