Malton Nudists

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Malton Nudists
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Abbreviation: MN
Group Numbers: Growing
Leadership: Xzamuel is believed to be the first nudist in Malton declaring himself in this fashion, and invites others to join the philosophy, but the Malton nudists have no heirarchy to speak of.
Goals: The Malton Nudists' main goal is simply to spread the message of freedom across this quarantined city, and to boost the morale of those weary defenders who have been clad in flak jackets for so long that they have forgotten what it is like to be at one with nature.
Recruitment policy: The Malton Nudists are open to anyone who just wants to let it all hang out, primarily human. Zombies can be nudists, but it may leave their more sensitive rotten areas vulnerable to dropping off. Then again, any nudist in Malton runs the risk of his or her private parts becoming zombie buffet, so it's all fair. To join, simply change your group to 'Malton Nudists' and a line in your profile describing your new philosophy is always good.
Contact: Please add your name to this page to declare yourself a member.

The Malton Nudists were formed as a group in the early hours of March 11th, 2006, when Xzamuel, weary from a seige of Ackland Mall, was contemplating suicide. However, someone suggested something, something that might cheer everyone up. Something that might rouse the flagging morale of the defenders...

Nudity! This answer was staring the citizens of Malton in the face all along... or rather, it wasn't. (except on some of the older zombies... but who wants to see that?) So Xzamuel had the idea, that maybe, just maybe, if everyone embraced the philosophy of going through hell nude, Malton might just be a better place. The Malton Nudist philosophy was born...