No Escape
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| No Escape | |
| Abbreviation: | NAH AZGHA!B |
| Group Numbers: | 34, and growing faster than our foes! |
| Leadership: | Communal |
| Goals: | To feed on the followers of Escape and everyone else who hangs around there |
| Recruitment Policy: | Eat harmanz in and around Ellicott and you're in. Wearing the tag is a nice plus, though. |
| Contact: | Talk page |
Who are we?
We're a collective of like minded zombies who want some fun and a free meal. This is not a group, it is a movement that believes silly harmanz are tasty.
Where:
Hundreds of silly harmanz are going to Ellicott Place Railway Station in Owsleybank on June 1. They believe that they can escape Malton, when we all know that the only escape is death; Sweet, sweet death. They intend to use the adjacent NT, The Woodborne Building to supply revivification services to the undead who want to leave, the Waller Auto Repair as their immediate source of fuel cans and both St. Daniel's Hospital Aloysius General Hospital two blocks away as their source for FAKS. Those with Brain and Flesh Rot are being encouraged to head into Woodborne itself for rot revive services. They ask "What on earth are they going to do to stop us? Kill us?" Why yes, that's exactly what is going to happen. We're going to eat them.
| The Feeding Zone - Owsleybank
Here is where the foolish harmanz will be waiting to be eaten. |
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Ellicott Place Railway Station |
What to expect while you're dining:
Lots of trenchiness, headshots and scared harmanz saying and doing stupid things.
Why do this?
Because it's another stupid harman idea, but being compassionate we will give them the escape they so desperately seek. If the foolish harmanz want to escape they can simply choose not stand up ever again after we eat them. If they are smart they will see the light and join us if they stand.
On a serious (or seriously fun) note, it's been a long time since we have had a really epic and historical battle to the undeath with the harmanz. You need only look at the stats to see how unbalanced things are right now, with the survivor:zombie ratio being 63:37. We need some excitement and a way to unite our numbers. And eating all these silly harmanz may even alter the stats.
Want to Join?
Take our quick, one-question quiz:
1. Do you (your zambah character) wish to eat stupid but tasty harmanz?
If the answer is yes, please do the following:
- Either change your group affiliation to No Escape or
- Indicate your zombie group's interest on the discussion page and
- Shamble your way to Ellicott Railway Station ASAP!
- Feel free to add the template below to your user or group page
The Second Of June (or, "Operation Lemmings")
If When absolutely nothing happens on June 1 the harmanz plan a mass lemming-like plunge to the death. Do not let this happen. Just because their brainz are the size of lemmings does not mean they have to die like them. My zambah brethren, we must save the harmanz from their own folly, this is a waste of food!
Escape Route
Maybe we're just soft hearted zambahz, but for those who really want to escape, we have drawn out a safe, reliable escape route:
Current Target:
Woodborne Building NT [0, 44] is now ruined, well done!
- Note: If you need to recharge your AP, you should do it in the Woodborne Building. It keeps it from being rebuilt.
Now that you have enjoyed the appetizer, it's time to move on to the main course:
Hit Ellicott Place Railway Station [0, 45]!
Ellicott has been cracked! Move in!
Hit it and keep hitting it. Keep those cades down, hold the doors, groan, kill the breathers!
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