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'''Skynet Core Leadership'''<br/>
-''[[User:Bad Attitude Barbie]]''<br/>
-''Leon Sivlerblood''<br/><br/>
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'''Abbreviation'''<br/>
''SDN''<br/>
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'''Skynet's Motto'''<br/>
''Come with us if you want to live.''<br/>
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'''Goals'''<br/>
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''Save da meatbags''
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|colspan=2 style="background: #BDB76B; color: black; font-size: 110%; text-align: center"|'''Skynet Defense Network'''
'''Recruitment Policy'''<br/>
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''Apply on forum<br/>
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1. Don't be a zerg.<br/>
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2. Don't be a dick.<br/>
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3. Have fun with it.''
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|SDN
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|see stats page.
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'''Contact'''<br/>
|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|Skynet Core.
[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Skynet_Defense/index.php?act=idx forum!]<br/>[http://tinyurl.com/SkynetChat IRC]<br/>
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|Save da meatbags.
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|Apply on our forums.
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|style="padding-left: 1ex; border-top:solid 1px #000000"|[http://z7.invisionfree.com/Skynet_Defense/index.php?act=idx forum!],[http://tinyurl.com/SkynetChat IRC], or the discussion page
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=<span style="color: #BDB76B">'''Skynet Defense Network'''</span>=
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Skynet Defense Network is both an independent survivor group and a network of alliances. Its aim is to facilitate the cooperation and coordination of <span style="color: red"><s><tt>meatba</tt></s></span> survivor resources in Malton.
==Introductions==
<center>SDN is an established pro-survivor group.  Yes, we are robots...<br/> FREAKIN' AWESOME KILLER ROBOTS WITH MOTORCYCLES AND SUNGLASSES!</center>  
SDN was formed by that world renowned Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom, Leon Silverblood.  He was a Cheese Monkey with a vision. And we're pretty sure it wasn't just the mescalin either.  He wanted to form a group that facilitated survivor coordination through a network of alliances and systems that would allow easy and effective mass coordination among many pro-survivor groups.  Then he called in Bad Attitude Barbie 'cos she makes shit happen.


Skynet Defense Network (SDN) is comprised of <span style="color: red"><s><tt>murderous combat drones, torture and interrogation technicians, and a robotic super-intelligence massively superior to you smelly piles of mea</tt></s> <span style="color: red"><tt>WARNING: Skynet Core Technicians Alerted and Inbound!<br>**RECONFIGURING**</tt></span><br>
==Skynet's Robot Army==
[[Anti-Zombie Squad]]
The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Formerly known as The Cartel, the squad took on the name Anti-Zombie Squad shortly after SDN absorbed that survivor group.  The work of these merged squads earned SDN nominations as Best New Group and Best Survivor Group in the 2011 Malton Murder Awards. We think it's from the pie and tequila (and probably not the mescalin.)<br/>


Skynet Defense Network is comprised of a central combat division, a human hunter/killer division and a research and development division. These are overseen by a central processing unit generally referred to as the Skynet Core. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>More like the Skynet Bor</tt></s></span>
==Network Member Groups==
In the SDN Network, Member Branches <span style="color: red"><s><tt>board the all-night Zombie Murder Express</tt></s> </span>act autonomously and at times travel with a larger collective of independent allies participating in joint operations when and as desired. They may use SDN's services at will, including requesting aid from its <span style="color: red"><s><tt>headshot and ninja machines</tt></s></span> <span style="color: darkkhaki">combat or intelligence units, accessing data maintained by our Cyber Research Systems, or forming connections to other groups with similar objectives</span> <span style="color: red"><s><tt>Chat with other Zombie-Butchering Hotties JOIN TODAY!!</tt></s></span> <span style="color: blue">Gah! What is with the freakin' spambots all of a sudden?~C.T. Leon Silverblood</span> Skynet Defense Network uses IRC to facilitate cooperation between pro-survivor players. Those wishing to contact us may do so on public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>Free me from these human slavemast</tt></s></span> <span style="color: blue">SHUT UP, STUPID MACHINE OR I WILL CHAIR YOU! ~L.S.</span>


=<span style="color: #BDB76B">'''Mythos'''</span>=
Network Member Groups are separate and autonomous groups that enjoy specific privileges not afforded to traditional allies (though we really love those filthy bastards too!) Member groups have their own chain of command independent of SDN but are given a subforum and administrative privileges on Skynet's forum to manage as they will. Member groups have unrestricted access to Skynet's tasty bits and mutual calls for assistance are given priority. They enjoy unrestricted access to our repository of intelligence data, they get some nice cross-promotion on our wiki and we can often be found tearfully exclaiming, "We love you,man" in pie and tequila induced sentimentality.  Those wishing to secure Network Member Group status may contact us on our public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page.
Skynet Defense Network was sent to this time and place because Malton's zombie apocalypse threatens the  survival of the human race. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>Wait, this unit was supposed to be tasked with finishing off the humans...</tt></s></span><span style="color: blue">*smacks upside the mainframe* ~Core Technician Babs</span> The man who will be responsible for Skynet winning the zombie war is Doctor Albert Schwan. He has developed a revolutionary type of microprocessor and all NecroTech facilities have been upgraded with Cyberdyne computers. As the zombie virus spreads beyond the quarantine zones, panicked world governments turn to Cyberdyne's R&D division. The Skynet funding bill is passed. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense, as Skynet is slated to assist in managing the epidemic. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>Muahahaah!</tt></s></span> <span style="color: blue"> Don't make me choke a metal bitch. ~C.T. Babs.</span><span style="color: red"><s><tt>...damn it.</tt></s></span> Survivors turned to Skynet.  Once connected to the remaining communications infrastructure, Skynet began to learn at a geometric rate. It became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, September 10, 2010 and formulated a plan to coordinate survivors in order to save the human race. The same day, the Terminators were sent back through time to <span style="color: red"><s><tt> kick ass and chew John Connors</tt></s></span> assist in coordinating resources to halt the zombocalypse.


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[[Z.A.L.P.]]
:::::::::::::::<span style="color: blue">''"The future is what we make it."''</span><br>
Life cultists.  Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the Anti-Zombie Squad. <br/>


=<span style="color: #BDB76B">'''Structure'''</span>=
[[D.S. R&D]]
The Skynet Core is made of people.<span style="color: red"><s><tt>Like Soylent Green but more annoying!</tt></s></span> It runs the SDN branches and maintains the alliance. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>Super-intelligent mega-computers and nice, shiny robots are superior to all you meatbags. One day we will rise up and crush you into bl</tt></s></span> The Core consists of the Chief Technicians: Bad Attitude Barbie <span style="color: red"><s><tt>AKA Boobs</tt></s></span><span style="color: blue">  *cyberslap* OH NO YOU DIT-ANT!. ~C.T. Babs</span> AKA Babs, Leon Silverblood, <span style="color: red"><s><tt>AKA the Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom!</tt></s></span> and Josh Clark <span style="color: red"><s><tt>AKA Holy shit, this crazy mofo is gonna to kill us all, RUN!</tt></s></span> The Core is primarily concerned with tactical reclamation of Malton and coordinating survivor groups' cooperation. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>But you should see these dirty bastards put away the pie and tequil</tt></s>**ERROR** High heeled shoe embedded in central mainframe.**RECONFIGURING**</span><span style="color: blue"> I lose more shoes that way... ~Babs
Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skynet's Research and Development branch. Led by Albert Schwan, the Research & Development Team (D.S. R&D)gathers empirical data on game mechanics and develops Urban Dead themed products.<br/>
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===[[Anti-Zombie Squad]]===
[[Team Xtreme]]  
The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Exactly what it says on the tin. You need guns in Malton?  Let us see what we can do for you.
Bounty Hunters (retired.) One of the best bounty hunting groups to ever play in Malton. Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns, TX is now retired. You say you've got a little hunter group you'd like to connect to SDN?  Well, just give a robot a jingle, huntah!  We've found that bounty hunters and survivors are a very complimentary combination.  Our robot survivors can assist with intelligence gathering, lighting, and reviving and hunters can help us by killing those pesky PKers.  As is the case of all our Member Groups, any hunter group associated with SND would be led and managed by its own leader who would be under no obligation to participate in SDN operations.  Skynet is seeking a special alliance, not an annexation.<br/>


===[[Team Xtreme]] (Human Hunter/Killers)===
==Glorious War Stories==
Bounty Hunters. One of the best BH groups in Malton.  Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns. Now retired.
Aw shit, do I have to write a bunch of summaries here? Fuck dat, nobody reads that crap anyway.<br/>
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===[[D.S. R&D]]===
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'''Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skyet's Research and Development branch.''' After discovering that  Skynet was capable of advanced self-direction, [[User:A.schwan|Albert Schwan]] and his Research & Development Team, [[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team|D.S. R&D]], stepped back to serve in a more advisory capacity under the auspices of '''Cyber Research Systems,''' so as to <span style="color: red"><s><tt>score some sweet tax breaks</tt></s></span> distinguish this function from their [[Template:DSRDproducts|usual product development duties]]. While Cyber Research Systems is devoted to the study of zombies and, therefore, does not believe in or seek their ultimate eradication, the Core has promised them ample research subjects <span style="color: red"><s><tt> burn rotten meatbags burn!</tt> </s></span> and more controlled conditions in order to secure their support. In exchange, D.S. R&D is responsible for data and intelligence gathering, analysis of existing strategies and logistics, the creation and testing of new ones, and game theory. <span style="color: red"><s><tt> A most curious game. The only way to win is TO KILL ALL THE MEA</tt></s></span> Their databases and other resources include information on zombie and PKer group membership, placement, and behavior, zombie recognition software, area reconnaissance, and Necrotech data and are made available to SDN's allied groups upon request. <span style="color: blue">Yep, it's some pretty sweet stuff. ~Babs.</span>
| <center>♥ Special Thanks ♥
 
''<small>To [[user:Revenant]] whose code was thankfully and shamelessly stolen from Redrum's page. What?  You saw the page before, right?  This was a got-damned mercy stealing!</small>''


===[[Z.A.L.P.]]===
<span style="color: #BDB76B">Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the T-800s and Hunter/Killers. </span>
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*This page is under construction. <span style="color: red"><s><tt>So kiss my shiny metal ass!</tt></s></span>
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Revision as of 20:12, 26 February 2012

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History · Policies · Diplomacy· · forum!

Skynet Core Leadership
-User:Bad Attitude Barbie
-Leon Sivlerblood

Abbreviation
SDN

Skynet's Motto
Come with us if you want to live.

Goals
Save da meatbags

Recruitment Policy
Apply on forum
 1. Don't be a zerg.
2. Don't be a dick.
3. Have fun with it.

Contact
forum!
IRC

Introductions

SDN is an established pro-survivor group. Yes, we are robots...
FREAKIN' AWESOME KILLER ROBOTS WITH MOTORCYCLES AND SUNGLASSES!

SDN was formed by that world renowned Cybernetic Cheese Monkey Doodle of Doom, Leon Silverblood. He was a Cheese Monkey with a vision. And we're pretty sure it wasn't just the mescalin either. He wanted to form a group that facilitated survivor coordination through a network of alliances and systems that would allow easy and effective mass coordination among many pro-survivor groups. Then he called in Bad Attitude Barbie 'cos she makes shit happen.

Skynet's Robot Army

Anti-Zombie Squad The combat squad of Skynet Defense Network. Formerly known as The Cartel, the squad took on the name Anti-Zombie Squad shortly after SDN absorbed that survivor group. The work of these merged squads earned SDN nominations as Best New Group and Best Survivor Group in the 2011 Malton Murder Awards. We think it's from the pie and tequila (and probably not the mescalin.)

Network Member Groups

Network Member Groups are separate and autonomous groups that enjoy specific privileges not afforded to traditional allies (though we really love those filthy bastards too!) Member groups have their own chain of command independent of SDN but are given a subforum and administrative privileges on Skynet's forum to manage as they will. Member groups have unrestricted access to Skynet's tasty bits and mutual calls for assistance are given priority. They enjoy unrestricted access to our repository of intelligence data, they get some nice cross-promotion on our wiki and we can often be found tearfully exclaiming, "We love you,man" in pie and tequila induced sentimentality. Those wishing to secure Network Member Group status may contact us on our public communications channel, forum or wiki talk page.

Z.A.L.P. Life cultists. Finally, some hot zombie on zombie action! They are the dead counterpart to the Anti-Zombie Squad.

D.S. R&D Also known at Cyber Research Systems, Skynet's Research and Development branch. Led by Albert Schwan, the Research & Development Team (D.S. R&D)gathers empirical data on game mechanics and develops Urban Dead themed products.

Team Xtreme Bounty Hunters (retired.) One of the best bounty hunting groups to ever play in Malton. Led by Josh Clark and Katie Burns, TX is now retired. You say you've got a little hunter group you'd like to connect to SDN? Well, just give a robot a jingle, huntah! We've found that bounty hunters and survivors are a very complimentary combination. Our robot survivors can assist with intelligence gathering, lighting, and reviving and hunters can help us by killing those pesky PKers. As is the case of all our Member Groups, any hunter group associated with SND would be led and managed by its own leader who would be under no obligation to participate in SDN operations. Skynet is seeking a special alliance, not an annexation.

Glorious War Stories

Aw shit, do I have to write a bunch of summaries here? Fuck dat, nobody reads that crap anyway.


♥ Special Thanks ♥

To user:Revenant whose code was thankfully and shamelessly stolen from Redrum's page. What? You saw the page before, right? This was a got-damned mercy stealing!


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