Talk:Anti Anti-Zombie Squad

Introductions with Penguinpyro

Ah. Your hate-filled tears are sweet and refreshing, Ain Synagoga.

The last guys who tried this?

They had actual PKing experience and outnumbered us.

Didn't work. Toodles. --Penguinpyro 21:29, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. Keep wearing the AZS tag, AinSynagoga. It'll just boost our group ratings on the stats page. Thanks and bye. --Penguinpyro 21:45, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Your assumptions are ill conceived. Yes AinSynagoga is a member of our group, that I won't deny. Every member of the AAZS is more or less encouraged to wear the AZS tag and do hineous acts of utter villainy such as writing profanities on walls serving as propaganda against the AZS, my regards to Dragei (*hmpf* Dra-gei? Really?) and xoxx, more will follow and in the end all AZS will leave our historical capital, West Grayside whether walking or in body bags.

P.S. That's not an actual letter you dummy. You don't have to use P.S. it is more or less self implied Leader of the AAZS 21:54, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Ah. Sweet and delicious. Keep the tears of hate flowing.--Penguinpyro 22:14, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. it's spelled "heinous"--Penguinpyro 22:15, 29 May 2011 (BST)

The clock is ticking. Soon you will leave West Grayside as the AAZS have commanded, West Grayside being the suburb you the AZS pollute with your pking activities at the moment. I advice you personally to move out of the Younghusband Arms as our ever present scouts have informed me of you sleeping there. When you move screenshots of all the West Grayside area will be taken proving that you complied by the demands of our glorious and all powerful group. Leader of the AAZS 22:24, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Keep on trucking, Ain Synagoga. Mmmmm..... tears. Tears of hatred. The best kind. Your tears refresh my soul and make my spirit soar. Truly a culinary experience. --Penguinpyro 22:28, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. I'd almost rather have your tears over my tequila. They're just that refreshing, Ain.--Penguinpyro 22:28, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Spoken like a true trenchie that assumes people can actually hate other people due to a web based game of clicking a plethora of buttons.Leader of the AAZS 22:37, 29 May 2011 (BST)

OHHHH YES. Jackpot baby! I can smell the tears from here! Thank you Ain, thank you! My gosh, it'll be enough to spice up our tequila for months! Thank you soooo much.--Penguinpyro 22:40, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. *cocks beer, chugs shotgun*--Penguinpyro 22:40, 29 May 2011 (BST)

You can pretend you are drinking alcohol all you want. You are not even old enough to be drinking, so you are effectively roleplaying an adult, only a child would make such a fuss about alcohol, thinking that it automatically makes them cool. Leader of the AAZS 22:43, 29 May 2011 (BST)

You're right. Why am I chugging filthy old beer when I can have all the delicious tequila and your tears that I want, AinSynagoga? Well, maybe play a game of beer AAZS tears pong after this? --Penguinpyro 22:47, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. *cocks tequila, chugs shotgun* I'm totally radical and hip, baby. --Penguinpyro 22:47, 29 May 2011 (BST)

"Radical"? Haha, seriously, is this some kind of obscure math reference asperger sufferers use, or are you trying to sound cool using 90's obsolete MTV catcphrases? Are you locked in a basement or something, this is the 21st century.Leader of the AAZS 22:53, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Help, help, I'm stuck in my basement in the 20th century! Oh my god, my aspergers is eating me ALIVE. Oh god nooooo save meeeeee........Hi. I am penguinpyro. I sperg' all the time. Here is a very long list of shit I care about but you do not, since I sperg and I do not care. --Penguinpyro 22:58, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. *cocks totally hep n' radical tequila, beer, gin, vermouth, whiskey, merlot, chardonnay, pie, brandy and rum, chugs shotgun and katanas and uzis, starts spergin'*--Penguinpyro 22:58, 29 May 2011 (BST)

1337, AAZS-Tears-of-Hate-Chugging Sperglock Holmes

Moar PS- You're forgetting to sign your entries, and then going back to edit and add your sig. A mistake characteristic of Ain Synagoga, as I saw before. My 1337 analytical powers of Asspergerism tell me so.--Penguinpyro 23:00, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Hopefully one day dad will teach you how to open your first beer bottle by yourself as well.Leader of the AAZS 23:10, 29 May 2011 (BST)

UWAAAAAAAAAAH. DAAAAADDDDYYYYY I CAN'T OPEN UP MY TEQUILA BOTTLE with my shotguns, katanas and Uzis. UWAAAAAAAAH. *cocks tequila, chugs shotgun*--Penguinpyro 23:12, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. Sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg sperg--Penguinpyro 23:12, 29 May 2011 (BST

PPS. Did I mention I don't need to open a bottle to get at your delicious ?

Dragons are real because they have moustaches like real gentlemen have.

Just don't try those cheep chinese beer brands, I heard they explode just like those pesky chinese Christmass lights.Leader of the AAZS 23:17, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Amen, brother! Those fucking commies can't get anything right.--Penguinpyro 23:19, 29 May 2011 (BST)

P.S. *cocks non-Chinese tequila, chugs non-chinese Christmas lights* --Penguinpyro 23:19, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Aren't you chinese yourself? Ain told me so.Leader of the AAZS 23:22, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Ni hao, shiao hun dan. Ching ching chong chong ching ching chong chong. --Penguinpyro 23:24, 29 May 2011 (BST)

PS Pita pita pita zeus zeus zeus.--Penguinpyro 23:24, 29 May 2011 (BST)

Are you denying your heritage right now? Isn't the ancient paper dragon going to be pissed, you know, the one a dozen chinese dudes get under and make it move spastically like it has parkinson's? [1] Leader of the AAZS 23:36, 29 May 2011 (BST)

This [2] really looks so realistic, see how pissed the dragon is? I would be pissed too if a dozen chinese dudes poked iron sticks in me. And it has a moustache too, like a real gentleman, so you know that they are doing something extremelly painful for a gentleman to react in such a way. Leader of the AAZS 23:42, 29 May 2011 (BST)

I'm the chingiest of the chongiest, and I've got bling like the blongiest. Uh. *cocks soy sauce, chugs kung fu*--Penguinpyro 23:44, 29 May 2011 (BST)

PS. No, but you're right, that stuff is kind of weird. I prefer the holding hands and spasmodically bouncing up and down like there's no tomorrow. It's soooo much cooler, don't you think? And it doesn't even take any skill! You have to agree it's awesome AND accessible to spergers liek me, evidenced by said video.--Penguinpyro 23:44, 29 May 2011 (BST)

PS. Pita pita pita Zeus Zeus Zeus :D--Penguinpyro 23:50, 29 May 2011 (BST)

PS. I'm still enjoying every drop of your tears. Exquisite. Truly ambrosia.--Penguinpyro 23:52, 29 May 2011 (BST)

PS. Are you slowing down on me, Ain? It's been eight whole minutes. Come on man, keep up. Just because it's past nappy time doesn't mean you should give up. Keep trying. It's the only way to win. I have faith in you. You can stay awake. You can do it. --Penguinpyro 23:56, 29 May 2011 (BST)

It's been 45 minutes since my last post. So Ain Synagoga couldn't reply to big, ugly, meaniehead asspergers penguin because mommy wouldn't let him stay up? Awwwwwww. Poor poor baby. *collects tears, chugs tequila and said tears* --Penguinpyro 00:31, 30 May 2011 (BST)

The First Great Pogrom Night

The results of our first fiery march are 10 dead AZS members in the span of 2 hours, johnnyrichter, NoxiousWeed, xoxx (lol you should see him running and trying to hide), Otterslayer, Cadmus, TibbarRm, Barbour, passongo, Smades, fullcircle and Penguinpyro injured. Who knows? If their leader had not been incompetent, not wasting his time writing on a wiki and had warned them to leave West Grayside forever as demanded by the Great AAZS, today they would still be with us. They are alive in our hearts though.

Headshotted otterslayer who thought it was a good idea to idly stand up and wait for a revive at Herrick Walk, which by the way is the official AZS revive spot. Marvelous.

A full scaled update will be uploaded soon on the main article, tonight we celebrate my brothers.

Also for the record all glorious AAZS seem to have been level 1 firefighters randomly barging in buildings and killing AZS members. This is because we here at the AAZS are avid enthusiasts of the firefighter profession, firefighters are Americas true heroes they helped during 9/11, it is no wonder they helped again tonight so that we can finally rid Malton of the AZS.

P.S. Say Penguinpyro, who is the one now? Goodnight sweet princess... Leader of the AAZS 02:23, 30 May 2011 (BST)

The Second Great Pogrom Night

Being an established tradition, the AAZS could not help but indulge into another heart warming run across West Grayside laying waste upon the AZS, we here at the AAZS hold highly such traditions, as traditions and customs are what give our society as a whole its character and its special flavor.

10 more AZS members were killed, including long time favorites like johnyrichter and Dragei, a player so comfortable with his masculinity he's not even afraid to *wink* at..."wink"...*wink* the *other*...*wink*...*side* as proven by his chosen character name, and we here at the AAZS did exactly that, sent him to that other side with no further delay.

It is the first pogrom that we used zombies as well, the only disadvantage is that when killing someone with a zombie you can't spur your hilarious one liners, like the way many of our members accused the AZS members of prank calling the 901 and then killing them as a fireman in front of 6+ survivors who then just kindly let us have a good nights sleep with them without even touching us. Not even in special places. Nowhere. So this has to mean we appeared legit enough.Leader of the AAZS 01:45, 1 June 2011 (BST)