Talk:HM Government

I wish to complain

pursuing our environmental policy by eliminating polluting generators

What is Dave Cameron's response to this damning evidence of him doing precisely the opposite? His Imperial & Royal Highness, the Archduke d’Œuvre  23:41, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Dave Cameron would like to point out that he feels you are being very selective with the truth. He of course had to fuel the generator to enable it to be efficiently destroyed, an act he carried out with aplomb, all be it shortly after destroying you. He is willing to let your flagrant misrepresentation of the facts slide on this occasion due to you, uh, being dead when he did it.

A second generator has now been put in that building by the trenchie that attacked Jess. He will be found and taxed later assuming you don't choose to show your dissatisfaction with Dave's policy decisions prior to the election. We Conservative's will not stand for people abusing women! Gordon 16:59, 23 March 2011 (UTC) (Spokesman to Dave Cameron MP.)

YOUR BUDGET IS TERRIBLE AND I HATE YOU!--Yonnua Koponen ^{Talk ! Contribs} 17:45, 23 March 2011 (UTC)

If you wish to make your dissatisfaction with his budget known I believe George Osborne is holding surgeries around the Shearbank and Roachtown areas at the moment. Both Dave Cameron and Nicholas Clegg are also in the Shearbank vicinity if you wish to speak to either of us regarding the budget. Be warned, Nicholas Clegg is likely to try and enforce the new rise in brainz duty immediately but due to his current state of being unundead Dave Cameron may be open to giving you an adhoc stimulus package. In the form of bullets.