Talk:Harbingers of Peace

KingRoach, I would like to humbly welcome you to our small but dedicated group of Prophets. I have myself just returned from a brief hiatus, and look forward to helping the misguided citizens of malton allongside you in the future. Through Death, Freedom! ~Karl Minus Qualia

Greetings indeed! May I suggest you aquire a cell phone and add me to your contact list and we can chat?

KingRoach

STREETFIGHT CHALLENGE

KingRoach said "Ah my dear dear Cheap Ass brother Charlie. I must appologise, for when last we met I was lost to myself and unable to adequately express the salvation I wished to impart upon you. Now, I have found my calling, and I hope I can bring to you peace." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)

KingRoach said "I give you now the peace that comes with eternal life." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)

KingRoach shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (4 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)

KingRoach said "I see you struggle in the dark; and yet it is into the dark's peaceful embrace I attempt to deliver unto you. Please, hold still little lamb as I administer your baptism into Peace." (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Obviously you've got a tracking device in me or something. It's knda' strange, I'm sleeping in a new spot that I haven't told anyone about.

Not sure who you are but I'm hoping you watch this board so I thought I'd post here with my intentions for the situation.

As you know, you were unable to finish me off in the dark. It is however a 2-way street and you're lucky I wasn't at full AP.

I shot all my ammo at you and even tried a few melee attacks and I was only able to bring you down to 16 HP.

I don't plan on running or healing Roach. Consider this an old school streetfight. Last man standing wins.

We've both used up our ammo and now must rely on hand to hand combat to finish our grim task.

If a man heals, leaves for ammo, or gets outside help the other man "wins" by default. So what do you say Roach, are you in? Play by the rules posted here and I'll assume you are.

-GoodTimeCharlie 1:20pm (EST) May 30th, 2008

A note - the above was originally posted on the cheapassgamer.com forums. For anyone curious, it ends like this (also taken from the CAG forums):

So King Roach and I WERE having an honorable streetbrawl and some tool had to ruin it.

Overnight, somebody came in and announced that Roach was a death cultist and would pay.

They realized what was going though so they let us be and moved on. Our sole audience member continued to watch.

I had a educator's workshop thing this morning so I logged in before I left, hitting Roach with 1 of 12 attacks.

Not good but he was at only 2HP. I check in early this afternoon to find he had struck back a few times but I was still way ahead on HP.

Of course it didn't matter as this moron waltzed in spouting foolishness and PK'ed us both, a career Pker no less.

I took no comfort in the fact that Roach got whacked as I did as well, plus we were both toughing it out.

I'm still convinced that Roach reads this board as either a CAG member or somebody's alt so I thought I'd share.

I had nothing to do with this King Roach, I was hoping to live or die in our brawl. Irony is now we're side by side corpses.

I may take the night off to recover AP as I'm still quite low from the battle, I'll check in for a revive tomorrow or Monday.

Here's my murderer and their UD blog site, I guess they spend a lot more energy on UD then I do.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1082046 and http://amberpain.blogspot.com/ Can't wait till I'm on the blog!

- Subotei's Crotch 07:52, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I sent King Roach a text message from the FEZ ball something to this effect: My most sincere and humble apologies, had I known you were in the middle of a competition, I would not have intervened.

Okay...maybe that's not strictly true. But I have been making an effort lately to stiffle the urge to kill people on low health. This is the specific entry that features you lot. Feel free to drop by and praise, threaten, rant, bribe or whine as you will. --Amber Waves of Pain 13:48, 15 July 2008 (BST)

deleted - no longer necessary Ninja4hire 18:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

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I am most certainly active. Thank you for the aid Rooster. ~KingRoach