Talk:Harbingers of Peace

KingRoach, I would like to humbly welcome you to our small but dedicated group of Prophets. I have myself just returned from a brief hiatus, and look forward to helping the misguided citizens of malton allongside you in the future. Through Death, Freedom! ~Karl Minus Qualia

Greetings indeed! May I suggest you aquire a cell phone and add me to your contact list and we can chat?

KingRoach

STREETFIGHT CHALLENGE

KingRoach said "Ah my dear dear Cheap Ass brother Charlie. I must appologise, for when last we met I was lost to myself and unable to adequately express the salvation I wished to impart upon you. Now, I have found my calling, and I hope I can bring to you peace." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)

KingRoach said "I give you now the peace that comes with eternal life." (4 hours and 30 minutes ago)

KingRoach shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (4 hours and 30 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (4 hours and 29 minutes ago)

KingRoach said "I see you struggle in the dark; and yet it is into the dark's peaceful embrace I attempt to deliver unto you. Please, hold still little lamb as I administer your baptism into Peace." (3 hours and 35 minutes ago)

Obviously you've got a tracking device in me or something. It's knda' strange, I'm sleeping in a new spot that I haven't told anyone about.

Not sure who you are but I'm hoping you watch this board so I thought I'd post here with my intentions for the situation.

As you know, you were unable to finish me off in the dark. It is however a 2-way street and you're lucky I wasn't at full AP.

I shot all my ammo at you and even tried a few melee attacks and I was only able to bring you down to 16 HP.

I don't plan on running or healing Roach. Consider this an old school streetfight. Last man standing wins.

We've both used up our ammo and now must rely on hand to hand combat to finish our grim task.

If a man heals, leaves for ammo, or gets outside help the other man "wins" by default. So what do you say Roach, are you in? Play by the rules posted here and I'll assume you are.

-GoodTimeCharlie 1:20pm (EST) May 30th, 2008

A note - the above was originally posted on the cheapassgamer.com forums. For anyone curious, it ends like this (also taken from the CAG forums):

So King Roach and I WERE having an honorable streetbrawl and some tool had to ruin it.

Overnight, somebody came in and announced that Roach was a death cultist and would pay.

They realized what was going though so they let us be and moved on. Our sole audience member continued to watch.

I had a educator's workshop thing this morning so I logged in before I left, hitting Roach with 1 of 12 attacks.

Not good but he was at only 2HP. I check in early this afternoon to find he had struck back a few times but I was still way ahead on HP.

Of course it didn't matter as this moron waltzed in spouting foolishness and PK'ed us both, a career Pker no less.

I took no comfort in the fact that Roach got whacked as I did as well, plus we were both toughing it out.

I'm still convinced that Roach reads this board as either a CAG member or somebody's alt so I thought I'd share.

I had nothing to do with this King Roach, I was hoping to live or die in our brawl. Irony is now we're side by side corpses.

I may take the night off to recover AP as I'm still quite low from the battle, I'll check in for a revive tomorrow or Monday.

Here's my murderer and their UD blog site, I guess they spend a lot more energy on UD then I do.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1082046 and http://amberpain.blogspot.com/ Can't wait till I'm on the blog!

- Subotei's Crotch 07:52, 2 June 2008 (BST)

I sent King Roach a text message from the FEZ ball something to this effect: My most sincere and humble apologies, had I known you were in the middle of a competition, I would not have intervened.

Okay...maybe that's not strictly true. But I have been making an effort lately to stiffle the urge to kill people on low health. This is the specific entry that features you lot. Feel free to drop by and praise, threaten, rant, bribe or whine as you will. --Amber Waves of Pain 13:48, 15 July 2008 (BST)

deleted - no longer necessary Ninja4hire 18:41, 12 February 2009 (UTC)

Active Group

I am most certainly active. Thank you for the aid Rooster. ~KingRoach

I read your page, per your suggestion, KingRoach.

You spoke to one of my alts. I have read your page, and understand your philosophy. If the undead life truly offered everything I want, I could agree with you. It does not. Zombies don't have headshot, for instance. I am sure I enjoy killing as much as you, though the alt you spoke to is not currently equipped for it, being part of a group seeking to learn some of the secrets of Malton, but I am also very pro-survivor, in large part because the odds, in my opinion, are against them. I am glad you did not interrupt my work with a-for me-pointless death(I need to be alive to do the experiment I have in mind), and I thank you for the information. You understand, of course, that I took the opportunity to report your location to the semi-proper authorities, in the hopes that they will soon free you from what you consider a burden: your life. No hard feelings, I hope. Best wishes.

Direct Contact from the One Who Rudely Asked you to Contact one of Us Directly FIRST

I apologize for the inappropriate Eff You type remarks made at the Arms, but I confess to being slightly under the influence. I happen to agree that a mutual goal makes the game more fun, but it's really very, very difficult to coordinate a goal when I/my group can't communicate because I/we're always getting killed. Maybe if you gave us half a chance to communicate & coordinate something, we could have more fun battling over the Arms. As it is, all we do is Stand Up, go to a cemetery, get revived, & get killed again. Woo. I'm frankly indifferent to whether you're zerging or not; in fact, I'm quite fascinated by such intense reactions to the suggestion. Maybe I should change my character's name to Jane Goodall, because I get a real kick out of the way humans in real life interact in roleplaying games. I can't (or rather, am too lazy) to prove anything, so if you're concerned about getting banned for zerging (IF you are concerned, just saying), I'm not out to get ya. Preach Barhah all you want, but I think that we could at the very least bond over a frosty mug of beer. Consider this last bottle salvaged from the ruined Arms a token of this very particularly special & mutually agreeable goal *offers bottle kept cold in secret cooling locales*. Ok? --She bean 20:17, 15 June 2009 (BST)

I suppose I am getting upset at all of the "YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED" posts in capital letters. I doubt I would be banned for something I'm not dooing. I'm sure the people who run the game can tell (I'd imagine they can see the anti-zerging tags the game is supposed to give players who zerg). I also hate to see you so upset (not enough to give up my goal though,) as it was apparent you were. I can tell you one way you can coordinate with your fellows in OPB wether you are dead or not. Go to invisionfree.com and start a forum. It's pretty simple and free.I'll take the beer, but I prefer straight rye; and I'd love some good pipe tobacco if you have some. Yours faithfully in Barhah,

--KingRoach 20:49, 15 June 2009 (BST)

--In that case, I have edited & de-capitalized potentially inflammatory postings on our wiki page. Thanks for the invisionfree.com forum idea & I'll see what we can do to get that going. Meanwhile, I have to dig around for some actual pipe tobacco. All I have on me are a couple of clove cigarettes given to me by a friend. Would those do in a pinch? As for rye, well....once we reclaim the Arms--again--I'll snag a bottle & we'll see what we can do. --She bean 01:52, 16 June 2009 (BST)

KingRoach: hypocrite

(note: complete text posted on the ZombieFark talk page as a reply)

Indeed I didn't look [for King Roach] very hard, but...as it turned out, I was lucky enough to cross paths with the gibbering roach, which allowed me to identify the Harbingers of Peace as his latest fad...I didn't flame anybody in my latest post; I just spoke the truth as I see it. One day roachie's on our talk page crying about being labeled a zerger & begging us to stop offending his sensitive nature, and the next day he's whirling a hatchet around his head while screaming like a blithering idiot, Pkilling like a hypocrite, & then running away. That's what I call cowardly. Or perhaps just plain sad; roachie hasn't "found" himself yet. He thinks he's some kind of individualistic insurrectionary anarcho-nihilist. Barhah Hoohah...with a little discourse analysis I could dismantle any flame you care to throw. But that can get pretty boring to do with trolls, so you probably won't have much luck--She bean 09:25, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

Yay! Flames!

Note: Posted everywhere, blah blah yackety shmackety

Mrs. Bean (or is it Ms. or Mis?), I couldn't care less about your name calling, and I wasn't crying about your page. I was just setting the record straight. I don't zerg. Whoever called me PapaRoach just doesn't pay attention. My only real concern was your threat to report me to the "game authorities" for something I wasn't doing.

I'm also not sure why you call me a hypocrite? Are you taking our conversation as some kinds of peace talks? Maybe we still need to get something straight. MY MISSION IS TO SEE THAT EVERYONE IN MALTON IS DEAD! This is the path God has chosen for us. Is that perfectly clear now Love?

As for my calling being a "new fad," if you check the history of the page of my Order you will see I have been a member since at least May of '08.

Again, you people just don't pay attention. That's not a flame; it's just fact.

--KingRoach--