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The MCM, led by this hairy jerkface, also decided to make St. George's Hospital a neutral zone. Fine. Go ahead. We'll even try to abide by it. <br> | The MCM, led by this hairy jerkface, also decided to make St. George's Hospital a neutral zone. Fine. Go ahead. We'll even try to abide by it. <br> | ||
So when major factors of SUCK decided to kill TZH and then hide in her stupid school, we informed her of the situation at hand. <br> | So when major factors of SUCK decided to kill TZH and then hide in her stupid school, we informed her of the situation at hand. <br> | ||
Her response was ''I suck. At everything. Even though they are killing the most badass heroes ever in my school, I don't want you guys to do anything awesome."<br> | Her response was ''"I suck. At everything. Even though they are killing the most badass heroes ever in my school, I don't want you guys to do anything awesome."''<br> | ||
Our Response was '''BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!'''<br> | Our Response was '''BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!'''<br> | ||
RESULT: Everyone tries to kill TZH, then we flex, then they left the suburb. <br> | RESULT: Everyone tries to kill TZH, then we flex, then they left the suburb. <br> | ||
Revision as of 17:20, 6 July 2009
Welcome to the Team Zombie Hardcore List of Suck Bags AKA Those who get stomped all the time... BY US!
I am Duke Mothafuckin' Cage and I will be introducing you to those who are max douche all the time.
If you find this offensive, feel free to catch an uppercut to the jaw from John Stossel. Don't fuck with Stoss or the Stache!
The following enemies of Whalberg or components of The SUCK are listed in no particular order.
They are always beat down and fed pavement all the time forever.
There is no degree of SUCK levels when it comes to the discretion of TZH.
Either you totally suck or you totally rock everyone's shit.
If you don't know where you stand, then you more than likely are max chump-ified.
The List of Suck Bags
STEEEEEEEEEVE
No Suck List is complete without this face-bruised pile. This shit sponge thought he could get away with shooting an innocent in our very own Dear Street Police Department.
Well he didn't get away with it. In fact the only thing he got away with was 36 pairs of boots lodged in his ass, because that's how we roll.
Steeeve was so butthurt from the whole ordeal that he decided to ZERG us with three different characters. His major sucktard actions earned him a disowning from his group and an uppercut from Whalberg.
Oh, and then our awesomeness made him quit the game. To this day, you can still use Zombie Steeeve as the welcome mat to Dear Street PD.
Violet Begonia
When the MCM moved into the North Blythvilel area, we didn't care. Whatever. Time to judo chop zombies and stuff dumpsters with pkers.
The MCM, led by this hairy jerkface, also decided to make St. George's Hospital a neutral zone. Fine. Go ahead. We'll even try to abide by it.
So when major factors of SUCK decided to kill TZH and then hide in her stupid school, we informed her of the situation at hand.
Her response was "I suck. At everything. Even though they are killing the most badass heroes ever in my school, I don't want you guys to do anything awesome."
Our Response was BALLS TO THE WHALLS!!!
RESULT: Everyone tries to kill TZH, then we flex, then they left the suburb.
TZH: 9000 Douchebags: -2
