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Revision as of 23:23, 21 January 2009

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The Boondock Saints
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Abbreviations and Nicknames THE BAMF SQUAD
Group Numbers We dunno. Come find us and tally up.
Leaders Kris McKinney
Goals To cleanse the world of the corrupt, of the unrightful, and of the rotten bastards that defile the human race.
Recruitment Policy Read the "Recruitment" bit on this page and then report to the talk page.|
Contact The Saints Forum

Who Are We?


We are the Saints.


We are disciples of pain, and we are here to rid the world of the unclean.

Now you will receive us.

We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.

We do not want your tired and sick.

It is your corrupt we claim.

It is your evil that will be sought by us.

With every breath we shall hunt them down.

Each day, we will spill their blood until it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are the principles that every man of every faith can embrace.

These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption - into our domain.

For if you do, one day you will look behind your shoulder and see us, and on that day you will reap it.

And we will send you to whatever God you wish.


Where to Find Us

You'll often find us around The Kirkland Arms Pub. You're encouraged to come by and have a drink with us.

Also, if you really want our attention, you can tie a string to some beer and drag it around the streets of Roftwood.


News

  • We are looking for an honorary bartender to look over The Kirkland. Preferably one with Tourretts and old-man Conan O'Brien hair.
  • We are no longer at war with The Streltsy. This is not permanent, for as long as "Pulp Fiction is better", hostilities still remain. Bitches.
  • "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys is the Boondock Saint's new adopted theme song.


Recruitment

Things are done a little bit differently this time. In order to qualify for the Boondock Saints, you meet the following:

  • A resident of Roftwood or neighboring suburb.
  • Pro-Survivor
  • A BAMF
  • ACTIVE.

These are imperative. IMPERATIVE, I TELL YOU. If you have come to these terms, visit the discussion page and post under "Recruitment Offers" forum username and your in game profile link. The Administration has to accept all new forum members manually.


A Saints Template

And if you're already a Saint, put this in your wiki page if you'd like.

BoondockSaintsPrayer2.jpg The Boondock Saints
... because someone has to take out the trash.



Supported Policies

Wriststrong.jpg Wrist Strong
This user or group supports wrist awareness.
Sgpicon1.gif Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.
Ubpicon1.gif Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

The Kirkland Arms
Where Everyone's Irish!