The Boondock Saints

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The Boondock Saints File:Boondock-saints-veritas-aequitas2.JPG Abbreviations and Nicknames The Boondock Saints, The Boondockers, B-Saints (Yeah, we've been called that.) Group Numbers Growing Steadily Leaders Kris McKinney Johnny Naylz Goals To cleanse the world of the corrupt, of the unrightful, and of the rotten bastards that defile the human race. Recruitment Policy Registration| Contact The Saints Forum Who Are We? We are the Saints. We are disciples of pain, and we are here to rid the world of the unclean. Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day, we will spill their blood until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are the principles that every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption - into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind your shoulder and see us, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever God you wish. Where to Find Us You'll often find us around The Kirkland Arms Pub. You're encouraged to come by and have a drink with us. Also, if you really want our attention, you can tie a string to some beer and drag it around the streets of Roftwood. The Boys Here is a nice little page describing some of our members. Ghetto, right, we know. Just ch-check it out. Hell, you might like us. The Boys News We are looking for an honorary bartender to look over The Kirkland. Preferably one with Tourrett's and old-man Conan O'Brien hair. We are no longer at war with The Streltsy. This is not permanent, for as long as "Pulp Fiction is better", hostilities still remain. Bitches. "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by the Dropkick Murphys is the Boondock Saint's new adopted theme song. Guys We Think Are Cool The Forgotten - because they love the film. The Saints - They're just like us! Without accents and drinking problems, that is. Father Liam Murphy, because every group needs a priest like ours. STEP OFF, WE CLAIM HIM. How to Become a Saint Realize all that is good, what true evil is, and that brotherhood is sacred. Stay true to your word, and more than that, stay true to yourself. Drink excessive amounts of Guinness and Jameson's. Leave a comment in the discussion page if you'd like, or come to the forum. A Saints Template And if you're already a Saint, put this in your wiki page if you'd like. The Boondock Saints ... because someone has to take out the trash. Supported Policies Wrist Strong This user or group supports wrist awareness. Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

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