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==Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 MHz - Your Harman Exsanguination Station==
==Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 MHz - Your Harman Exsanguination Station==


====DJ Henrietta====
[[Image:Rnrarrrhdio 28-05.jpg|Rnrarrrhdio 28.05]]
[[Image:Henrietta.jpg|BARHAH MAH ZAMBAH BRAZAHZ!!!]]
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'''November 18<sup>th</sup> 2010'''
28.05 MHz: "This is the Undeadites' Rnrarrhradio, on the air!" (19 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "It's been a while since I've broadcast anything, so I think" (19 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "I'll start off with a bit of Undeadites propaganda" (18 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Point number one: Undeadites rule!!!" (18 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Point number two: we will destroy all the pathetic harmanz!!" (18 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "point number three: surfincow is the best!!!!" (17 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "This edition of Rnrarrhradio is broght to you by:" (16 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Bra!nz in a Can" (16 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "for when you can't find 'em fresh!" (16 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "and we're back! This is Thursday Night radio with me, DJ Cow" (12 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "I'm gonna bring it back old school with a pre-outbreak hit" (11 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Satisfaction by Benny Benassi" (10 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "oh wait, I should have made that a zombie related pun, huh" (10 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "oh well, it's a great tune, here it is coming at you live" (9 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (9 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (8 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS" (7 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Well that was great wasn't it folks? man i could go for" (7 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "a drink right now. or a brain, y'know what I'm saying Malton" (7 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "I'm actually drinking Old Rasputin russian imperial stout" (6 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "bet you wanna know where i got my hands on that" (6 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "WELL JOIN UNDEADITES AND MAYBE SURFINCOW WILL TELL YOU" (6 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Rnrarrrh!!!!!!" (6 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "RNRARRH!!!!!!!!!!" (5 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "What a great job!!! I'm gonna put on another song so i have" (5 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "a minute to think about how awesome this job is!!" (5 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "here's another banger for you danceaholics out there." (4 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "DO THE D-A-N-C-E" (3 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "1-2-3-4-5" (3 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "ahem, 1-2-3-4-FIGHT" (3 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "STICK TO THE B-E-A-T GET READY TO IGNITE" (2 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "YOU WERE SUCH A P-Y-T CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS" (2 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "JUST EASY AS A-B-C THATS HOW WE MAKE IT RIGHT" (2 minutes ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "AND i'm gonna cut it off right there" (1 minute ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "I don't really like that song very much to be honest" (1 minute ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "Well, it's been great having you all with us for this" (1 minute ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "very special broadcast of Rnrarrhradio!! tune in next time" (46 seconds ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "for an interview with special guest: SURFINCOW" (27 seconds ago)<br/>
28.05 MHz: "more to be announced within the day" (18 seconds ago)<br/>


'''December 26<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "And now the final broadcast of <br/>
the 12 days of Undeadite Christmas. Rnrarrrh!!! <br/>
Brought to you once again by Rnrrradio 28.05. <br/>


On the 12th day of Christmas Undeadites gave to me... <br/>
'''January 8<sup>th</sup> 2010:''' <br/>
Twelve burbs a'burning, <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05!! Tune in. Turn on. Drop dead <br/>
Eleven buildings ruined, <br/>
If it's too loud, it's probably Rnrarrrhdio 28.05! <br/>
Ten bite infections, <br/>
This is your hard of hearing host '''Lost luke''' on mic duty. <br/>
Nine gennys damaged, <br/>
Blimey, my ears are still ringing from that Slayer track. <br/>
Eight malls wide open, <br/>
And my eye is still black from that wicked pit! <br/>
Seven Craskers crying, <br/>
For such a easy going lad, Timmy can really throw hands! <br/>
Six bodies laying, <br/>
Let's keep the decibel level elevated shall we? <br/>
Five-jui-cy-brainz, <br/>
Here are The Cramps on 28.05... <br/>
Four feeding groans, <br/>
I been a drag racer on LSD, <br/>
Three Rnrarrrhs, <br/>
and I rode bare-assed on top of the shpinx. <br/>
Two tangling grasps, <br/>
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of Kismet, <br/>
And a har-man-in-a-P-D!!! <br/>
and man, that was fun for a while you bet but... <br/>
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns, <br/>
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun, <br/>
Zombie girls with machine guns! <br/>
Well I savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies, <br/>
intoxicated till I can't tell what the hell I could see, <br/>
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach, <br/>
but all the bars, pills and threeways <br/>
lead me back to the beach and... <br/>
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns, <br/>
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun, <br/>
Zombie girls with machine guns! <br/>
Now they say that virtue is it's own reward, <br/>
but when that surf comes in I'm gunna get my board, <br/>
Got my own ideas about the righteous kick, <br/>
you can keep the rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick! <br/>
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns, <br/>
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun, <br/>
Zombie girls with machine guns. <br/>
This is your dodgy droog '''Luke''' saying: <br/>
It takes a village to raise a child, <br/>
but it takes a horde to raze the village. <br/>
We are Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 Stinking up your speakers <br/>  


On behalf of the Undeadites, <br/>
'''September 12<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. <br/>
Here is a song for Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Sleep well.. <br/>
I'd like to find the a safehome <br/>
We're coming for you. Rnrarrrh!!! <br/>
And tear down the cades <br/>
ransake it and and make it dark <br/>
ruining it as before <br/>
Chorus: <br/>
I'd like to teach the world to eat brains <br/>
In perfect harmony <br/>
I'd like to hold a human in my arms <br/>
And keep it company <br/>
(That's the song I hear) <br/>
I'd like to see the world for once <br/>
(Let the world sing today) <br/>
All standing hand in hand <br/>
And hear screams echo through the hills <br/>
For zeds throughout the land <br/>
That's the song I hear <br/>
(That's the song I hear) <br/>
Let the world sing today <br/>
(Let the whole wide world keep singing) <br/>
A sound of screams that echoes on <br/>
And never goes away <br/>
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus) <br/>
Put your hand in my hand <br/>
I'll eat your brain <br/>
Put your hand in my hand <br/>
and join the undeadites today! <br/>
This is TimmyTebow saying goodnight, <br/>
And now our radio identification <br/>
this is Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
A Undeadite station. <br/>


'''November 16<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''August 3<sup>rd</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
"WELCOME TO THIS BROADCAST OF RNRARRRHRADIO PATHETIC HARMANZ" <br/>
And now word from one of our fans... <br/>
"Undeadites radio is brought to you today by me, surfincow!" <br/>
'''Officer Nubcake said "Fucking hell. Undeadites broadcasting there radio here? We GOTTA Stop that!''' <br/>
"Broadcasting straight from the heart of St George's hospital" <br/>
'''Officer Nubcake said "This is no Undeadite radio station. This ish teh Valk HQ!''' <br/>
"i plan to abuse my radio privelages until i am killed" <br/>
'''Nurse Lunea Haraku said "What an undeadite...? Christ I don't feel so good...''' <br/>
"boy, that was tasty. I'm surfincow, for your health!" <br/>
"i think the best part of being in this hospital" <br/>
"as an obvious Undeadite, is that i have yet to be attacked" <br/>
"these hospital residents are pretty dumb." (5 minutes ago)
"maybe we like you, you are fairly entertaining" <br/>
"31-71, as someone said to me, there's a party outside" <br/>
"come join the fun, it's a blast here in Greentown!" <br/>
"Howdy Undeadites! We sure hope you're having a super day!" <br/>
"anyhow, i'm going to try and destroy the generator" <br/>
"surfincow out" <br/>


'''October 26<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''August 3<sup>rd</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Rrrrnrrrrah radio brings you this special announcement:" <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
"Don't listen to 26.84. The randoms continue to spam" <br/>
Despite being a popular advertising tune, <br/>
"political diatribes that decay your delicious brainz." <br/>
We bring you Let Me Be A Zed by the cavemen <br/>
"The Undeadites prefer sweet brainz, unpoluted by thinking." <br/>
<br/>
"So stop thinking for yourselves, and stop listening" <br/>
I guess you got lost, <br/>
"to other people's thoughts. Instead, meditate." <br/>
Being someone else, <br/>
"Meditate on how much you want the Undeadites to eat you." <br/>
Going to feel the pain, <br/>
"And now, for your listening pleasure, some classic Misfits." <br/>
Forget looking for helps, <br/>
"From their 1982 album, Walk Among Us, here's Skulls." <br/>
Left your gun behind, <br/>
Somewhere along the way, <br/>
We’ve to come back around to find our prey. <br/>
<br/>
But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you, <br/>
So you say it's okay, <br/>
Tell me please, <br/>
Would you one time, <br/>
Let me be a Zed so I can dine, <br/>
Without a fight, <br/>
And let me be a Zed. <br/>
<br/>
Would you let me be a Zed? <br/>
Cause we don’t want your eyes, <br/>
Hide behind someone else, <br/>
You’ll never see the light of day, <br/>
Living in this cell, <br/>
It's time to lurch my way, <br/>
Into the world all askew, <br/>
And then take back all these things you knew. <br/>
<br/>
But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you, <br/>
So you say it's okay, <br/>
Tell me please, <br/>
Would you one time, <br/>
Let me be a Zed so I can dine, <br/>
Without a fight, <br/>
And let me be a Zed. <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


"The corpses all hang, headless and limp." <br/>
'''July 31<sup>st</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
"Bodies with no surprise" <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
"And the blood rains down like devil's rain." <br/>
and now the song that was the second song played on ZH1 <br/>
"We'll bathe tonight." <br/>
I want to be a zombie by Blottie <br/>
<br/>
"I want your skull. I need your skull." <br/>
Lurching shoes <br/>
Watching loser hiding in a shopping mall <br/>
Trying to stay alive <br/>
A brocast telling me 'Get to the mall!' <br/>
A crowded store <br/>
I cade before them <br/>
Misery beyond compare <br/>
Graffiti mocks <br/>
What ya got against fresh air? <br/>
I want an infection and some lurching motion <br/>
Break down the cades with a many brains in reach <br/>
<br/>
CHORUS <br/>
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (help, help, help, help) <br/>
I, I, I wanna take your life <br/>
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (Undeadite, Undeadite) <br/>
Torn and moldy clothes (Undeadite) <br/>
Worms between my toes (Undeadite) <br/>
Skin that’s decomposed <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


"Demon I am and face I peel" <br/>
'''July 30<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
"To see your skin turned inside out cause" <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
"Gotta have you on my wall, gotta have you on my wall" <br/>
<br/>
"I want your skull. I need your skull." <br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
Don't make them have to take it away <br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
Make St Alexander’s infected today <br/>
<br/>
Malton and all the people <br/>
Say that all Har!mans must be free <br/>
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s <br/>
There's a man who’s infected just like me <br/>
<br/>
Tell me how would you like it <br/>
If on your way to heal <br/>
You were stopped by the Undeadites <br/>
Could you lie down do nothing <br/>
Would you give in and become a meal? <br/>
<br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
Don't make them have to take it away <br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
Make St Alexander’s ruined today <br/>
<br/>
Another fine song from Paul is dead <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


"Collect the heads of little girls and, put'em on my wall" <br/>
'''July 15<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
"Hack the heads off little girls and, put'em on my wall, Hey!" <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now  a favorite of mine from the Dr. Deadmento show <br/>
<br/>
Dead Har!mans <br/>
Dead Har!mans <br/>
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun <br/>
They don't run when you call <br/>
They don't cade doors at all <br/>
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun <br/>
<br/>
This Har!man died during fall <br/>
He's still rotting in the mall <br/>
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun <br/>
ECC says Har!mans days are through <br/>
Pulled it’s out it brain and now doth chew <br/>
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


"BM, signing off" <br/>
'''June 12<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!! <br/>
Fill Coffin’s hit Drag Me OUT! <br/>
<br/>
Keep that look of worry <br/>
Im an ordinary zed <br/>
They dont tell them nothing <br/>
So I find out what I can <br/>
There’s Undeadites urging <br/>
Right outside the door <br/>
You cant see but feel it <br/>
And mean you harm <br/>
So lose, lose your mind <br/>
and I, I wont leave you blind <br/>
<br/>
Seems so long we’ve been waiting <br/>
Still you dont know what do <br/>
Theres no point escaping <br/>
I would worry some more <br/>
We will come to find you <br/>
You dont like to go outside <br/>
We cant turn off our hunger <br/>
Like your going to lose the fight <br/>
So lose, lose your mind <br/>
And I, I wont leave you blind <br/>
Oh go, go lose your mind <br/>
And I, I wont leave you blind <br/>
<br/>
So drag, drag them out <br/>
Cos I wanta dismember <br/>
Drag, drag them out <br/>
Cos I wanta dismember <br/>
Drag, drag them out <br/>
Cos I wanta dismember <br/>
Drag, drag them out, oh lord <br/>
Cos Ive been an Undeadite all my life <br/>
And I can say to you <br/>
<br/>
So drag, drag them out <br/>
Cos I wanta dismember <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


'''October 23<sup>rd</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''June 10<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
I was lurching by the museum late one night <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!! <br/>
When my ears beheld an eerie fight <br/>
A moldy oldie now  “After the Zed rush” by Meal Yung <br/>
For the Undeadites began to rise <br/>
<br/>
And suddenly to my surprise <br/>
Well I dreamed I saw the Zed infection coming <br/>
bodies all rotting and green <br/>
There were Undeadites groaning and <br/>
Ferals comming <br/>  
And the survivors failed to be <br/>
There was blood flowing <br/>
till t'was done <br/>
That was some killing spree <br/>
<br/>
Look at all the Humans on the run <br/>
In the 21th century. <br/>
<br/>
I was hiding in a caded basement <br/>
with the full gen before eyes <br/>
I was hoping for more adornments <br/>
When the Zeds burst thru the cades <br/>
There was Zed clawing at my head <br/>
and I felt running bye <br/>
I was thinking about what a <br/>
friend had did <br/>
I was hoping a least he’d try <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


They did the smash <br/>
'''June 8<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
They did the Mad Craskers smash <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!! <br/>
The Mad Craskers smash <br/>
Now one for the ladies from Altasty Morsel, You gotta know <br/>
It was a graveyard clash <br/>
<br/>
They did the smash <br/>
I want you to know, that I am very hungry to <br/>
It caught on in a flash <br/>
I wish nothing but pain for you <br/>
They did the smash <br/>
A rotten version of me <br/>
They did the Mad Craskers smash <br/>
Are they infected like me? <br/>
Would they kill you in a theater? <br/>
Do they groan eloquently <br/>
Will you be a crybaby? <br/>
I'm sure you’ll go no further <br/>
<br/>
'Cause the cades that ya made are going fade <br/>
Wasn't able to make it enough to protect you <br/>
Skull open wide <br/>
And every time you scream in shame <br/>
You know how it had to be <br/>
We’ll hold you until you died <br/>
Till you died, and your not alive <br/>
<br/>
You, you, you gotta know <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


The zombies were having fun <br/>
'''June 3<sup>rd</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
The party had just begun <br/>
Welcome to Rnrarrhradio, broadcasting from: <br/>
The guests included Donut <br/>
The Preston Building, located at [27-74] in South Blythville <br/>
James and Peterson <br/>
this is your DJ surfincow, deep behind enemy lines, alive! <br/>
This is E. Hale from the Rnrarrhdio main station <br/>
I am glad to hear that we are now broadcasting Barhah from <br/>
all different directions. <br/>
Rnrarrh Undeadites! <br/>
sorry about that delay folks, the 'ol brain rot is acting up <br/>
it's surfincow again, broadcasting for Rnrarrhradio! <br/>
So far i've gotten positive audience reaction! always good! <br/>
Any potential zombies or current zombies without a horde <br/>
Undeadites are always recruiting! we're a fun horde with <br/>
lots of harman consumption! we got more than 500 kills last <br/>
month alone! Even witnessing such a wrecking crew is a great <br/>
to experience! come check out our forum at: <br/>
http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite/ <br/>
and check us out on the ud wiki at: <br/>
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Undeadites <br/>
Now for some entertainment! It's surfincow's joke time! <br/>
so i was gone earlier because i really wanted to go to the <br/>
zoo, but when i got there, the only animal was a dog. <br/>
It was one ..." *static* "...zu. <br/>
hahaha, that was a good one, now try this one on for size <br/>
Why did the girl fall off of the swing? <br/>
because she had no arms! hahahahaha! <br/>
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? <br/>
Gang rape <br/>
Surfincow here, reminding you that I suck eggs <br/>
What's red and smells like blue paint? <br/>
red paint! <br/>


When out on the streets, El Coo Cooi's voice did ring <br/>
'''May 27<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Seems he was troubled by just one thing <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!! <br/>
He opened the door and shook his fist <br/>
Now one from the Talking heads <br/>
And said, " GRAB ZGANGAH ZAMBAH AZZ AN GAG AHN ZAH BANANA!!!....RNRARRRH" <br/>  
You can't seem to face up to the facts, Your tense and <br/>
nervous and can't relax, Cruel Zombie tearing cades all dow <br/>
down, Crazy Zombies chasing you all over town <br/>
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant? <br/>
Better run run run run run run run away <br/>
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!! <br/>
You don't know just what to do, <br/>
They got a grudge against you know who <br/>
Their groaning a lot, but not saying anything, <br/>
You shot it once! Why kill it again? <br/>
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant?) <br/>
Better run run run run run run run away <br/>
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!! <br/>
Hippie Har!mans want to call a truce, <br/>
But Undeadite Zombies still on the loose, <br/>
They catch you if you move to slow, <br/>
They’ll sneak in and infected in this abode, <br/>
Pulled down the cades and let out a groan, <br/>
Open your head and pull out the brains, <br/>
Ate you for lunch and it tasted real fine, <br/>
and the guy who fought them, he just lost his mind! <br/>
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant) <br/>
Better run run run run run run run away <br/>
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!! <br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves <br/>


'''October 17<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''April 27<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Hello all, this is Undeadite Radio! <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
Undead? Join Undeadites! http://tinyurl.com/2syjcq <br/>
Now a request from Giddings Mall <br/>
You are listening to your host, NECRO! <br/>
Rejoin the bloody fray by Zee Greenrot <br/>
I must say. I am dissapointed with this city..... <br/>
<br/>
Despite my fellow zombies following the teachings <br/>
If tomorrow cades were gone, <br/>
of good old granddady Lenin <br/>
though you worked to save your life. <br/>
the proletariat zombie, has still not <br/>
And try start again, <br/>
overthrown the bourgeoisie opressor that is the survivors... <br/>
but the hoard has come inside. <br/>
we are segregated, We live apart. <br/>
<br/>
WE MUST! i repeat MUST! <br/>
You’d wish on lucky stars, <br/>
reclaim the buildings, and the means of production <br/>
But, you’ll be dead in here today. <br/>
Only then. Can we truly have an equal. classless society. <br/>
Well there's infection in every Zombie bite, <br/>
therefore, I encourage all zombies to cast aside, <br/>
and I’m afraid we’re here to stay. <br/>
The barricades of oppression, and capitalism. <br/>
<br/>
And claim that which has been denied to us for far too long. <br/>
And I’m glad to be an Zombie, <br/>
BRAINS!!!! <br/>
where at least I know I’ll feed. <br/>
All Zombies unite, Ivan Drago be our guiding light!!! <br/>
And I wont forget those who died, <br/>
The zombies and army are one! <br/>
cause their brains were so yummy. <br/>
The zombies cannot and WILL not be defeated! <br/>
<br/>
Our ranks are bolstered with each passing day! <br/>
And I gladly stand up, <br/>
UNITE UNITE!! ZOMBIES RIGHTS!!! <br/>  
next to you and attack you where you stand. <br/>
Smash those symbols of human decadence! the malls!!! <br/>
‘Cause when you think you have us down, <br/>
Remember Zombies, we CAN build a better future <br/>
we rejoin the bloody fray. <br/>
No black and white of life and death <br/>
<br/>
Only, grey, Grey zombies. eating grey matter. <br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
For our children. We shall end segregration <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..." <br/>
End the malls. <br/>
And end the living. <br/>
and the dead, Only the UNDEAD shall remain. <br/>
WE CAN DO IT! <br/>
join the undeadites! <br/>
fighting capitalist opressors since 05 <br/>
Rnrarrrh!!! http://tinyurl.com/gt6b3 <br/>
and you shall know us by the trail of dead. <br/>
Necro123 signing out. <br/>


'''October 15<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''April 27<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
This is Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio broadcasting live from <br/>
GOOOOOODDD MORRRRNING HAR!MAN <br/>
the 151st Brigade HQ inside the Chetham Building!!! <br/>
Undeadite radio is on the air! <br/>
This just in.... GAG AHN AHR BANANAZ HARMANZ!!! <br/>
People ask me are you worried about swine flue? <br/>
Schools closing, events cancelled, virtual ghost towns and the public growing in panic. <br/>
That’s when I bite them and welcome them to Malton where the infection grows and grows. <br/>
You to can be a part of it! Just go to http://tinyurl.com/gt6b3 <br/>  
or listen to Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 for the truth http://tinyurl.com/cy6ojo. <br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite Radio is still kicking <br/>
no mater how much dirt you throw on top of us <br/>


And then this from our loyal listeners: <br/>
'''April 6<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
shut the ..." *static* "... up zombä basturd! i wanna sleep. <br/>
Undeadite radio is on the air! <br/>
Lets slow things down  with one from James dunce <br/>
<br/>
My life is over <br/>
Your life's my goal <br/>
You're just pathetic <br/>
I’ll eat you whole <br/>
<br/>
Your big bad gun <br/>
really ain't impressin' me <br/>
You're infected to the <br/>
N’th degree <br/>
<br/>
We’re Undeadites. We’re Undeadites. <br/>
We’re Undeadites. It's true <br/>
Bloodied your face in this crowded place, <br/>
And you don't know what to do, <br/>
'Cause your brain we going to chew. <br/>
<br/>
We never eat your eyes, <br/>
As you start to die. <br/>
I could see from your face that you’d gone, <br/>
bye-bye, <br/>
But it's time to face the truth, <br/>
You’re always going to die. <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..." <br/>


'''October 14<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''April 6<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
RnRRadio is back on the air, Live at the latest and greatest <br/>
This is Doc Morgus with a Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 special report <br/>
Undeadites raid!!! Who's ready to get eaten? <br/>
After aiding in the fall of Pole mall the Undeadites have <br/>
All your brains are belong to us! <br/>
marched on, leaving a trail of death in their wake <br/>
The Knights Templar of Kempsterbank can report first hand <br/>
One member was quoted as saying 'I'm currently experiencing <br/>
in UD, you're in my suburb, wrecking ..." *static* "... up <br/>
It's a pleasant change, the Knights Templar there were <br/>
getting silly.' I'm not sure if it's the change they wanted <br/>
but the Knights went from silly to dead in less then a day. <br/>
Where will the horde be next? That's one question this <br/>
reporter can't answer. That's all part of the fun. One day <br/>
you're fine and next you realize the Undeadites have passed <br/>
through and wrecked shop. Just another day in Malton. <br/>
For Rnrarrrhdio 28.05, this is Doc Morgus signing off <br/>
“ Rnrarrrh!!!" <br/>


'''October 9<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''April 2<sup>nd</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Me & Sejda are safe at Joachim Mall" <br/>
buddy ur a harman with a big brain playin in ur building <br/>
Undeadites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" <br/>
that is EHB, got mud on yo face, yo big disgrace, swingin ur <br/>
Are you and Sejda ever really safe with the Undeadites here?" <br/>
axe all over the place. but WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE <br/>
That's right ladies and gentlemen, Rnrarrradio is on air!" <br/>
WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy ur a harman with tensions <br/>
Tonight's Rnraport touches on the whereabouts of" <br/>
growin, lookin over seein we're comin, got blood on yo face <br/>
everybody's favorite zombie horde of destruction..." <br/>
yo big disgrace looking up and seeing us enter your place. <br/>
The Undeadites!!!!" <br/>
WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy <br/>
Our loss to THEM has only served to solidify horde bonds and" <br/>
buddy ur a new zed lookin down the street seein us comin <br/>
bring both old and new zombies to the fold." <br/>
over to see all are team got blood on yo face, yo big <br/>
We have since begun our great march to the promised land and" <br/>
disgrace, looking around eating fresh new brainz. WE JUST WE <br/>
killed every puny harman we've met along the way" <br/>
JUST ATE YOU!!! WE JUST WE JUST ATE YOU!!! <br/>
Pashenton and Gibsonton were pathetic excuses for harman ..." <br/>
and now you're part of us!!!!! <br/>
strongholds. When will you silly harmanz kearn?" <br/>
so how did you fellow undeadites like that? <br/>
Nevertheless keep your eyes peeled to the north because" <br/>
this is boom boom bang, signing off. rnrarrrrrrrrrrrrrh! <br/>
the Undeadites will be coming over the horizon" <br/>
...sooner then you think..." <br/>
Rnrarrrh!!!!!" <br/>
...Valkyries beware...." <br/>


'''August 27<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 27<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
We haven’t heard much from  MorN lately but here is a classic <br/>
<br/>
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) <br/>
My name is… Grim Zeddy <br/>
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) <br/>
My name is... Grim Zeddy <br/>
<br/>
Ahem.. excuse me! <br/>
Can I have the attention of the Mall <br/>
for one second? <br/>
<br/>
Hi Har!mans! Do you like violence? (No,No,NO!) <br/>
Wanna see me stick claws through each one of your eyelids? (Owww!) <br/>
Wanna combat me and or the whole hord, squid? (Yeah yeah!) <br/>
Lose you brain and forget what life is? (Huh?) <br/>
You brain's dead weight, I'm trying to liberate <br/>
but I can't figure out which of you to berate (Ummmm..) <br/>
And Dr. Eddy said, "Grim Zeddy you a Zombie!" <br/>
Uh-uhhh! "So why are you attaching? Horde on a spree?" <br/>
Well since my infection, I've felt like attacking something <br/>
Cause threw my original self from window accepting twas dealt <br/>
Got tipped off and ripped this guy’s head off <br/>
Ate so much the floor was covered in red sauce <br/>
Undeadites kill in mass and save the gens for last <br/>
ruining the place, (It’s our saving grace) <br/>
C'mere har!man! (Zeddy, wait a minute, that's mine!) <br/>
Don’t worry there’s plenty of brains to doff! <br/>
<br/>
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) <br/>
My name is… Grim Zeddy <br/>
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) <br/>
My name is... Grim Zeddy <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us… <br/>
'''March 27<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
How about from the  Nixie Lumps <br/>
Spring is here <br/>
Its time to chew <br/>
(whoa-whoa-whoa) <br/>
The har!mans all scream <br/>
As if they knew <br/>
Today's the day <br/>
We know what to do <br/>
And we'll never be hungry anymore <br/>
Because we're <br/>
<br/>
Goin' to the mall and we're <br/>
Gonna eat brains <br/>
Goin' to the mall and we're <br/>
Gonna  eat brains <br/>
<br/>
Gee, really want to infect you and <br/>
Gonna eat brains <br/>
Goin' to the mall and feast <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us… <br/>
'''March 25<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
The Killston trio made this one infamous <br/>
<br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
There’s no use to try <br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
Poor fool, you’re going to die <br/>
<br/>
I met you at the mall <br/>
Where I took your brains <br/>
You were quite tasty <br/>
despite the blood and stains <br/>
<br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
There’s no use to try <br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
Poor fool, you’re going to die <br/>
<br/>
By this time tomorrow <br/>
Reckon where you’ll be <br/>
Facedown on the floor <br/>
Rising as a Zombie <br/>
<br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
There’s no use to try <br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
Poor fool, you’re going to die <br/>
<br/>
This time tomorrow <br/>
Reckon where I'll be <br/>
Lurching through the mall <br/>
Before your friends a flee <br/>
<br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
There’s no use to try <br/>
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley <br/>
Poor fool, you’re going to die <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us... <br/>
'''March 25<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite radio is on the air! <br/>
And now from our mail bag… <br/>
Over compensating har!man with big gun writes… <br/>
<br/>
'''That was rubbish. And where would you happen to be right now Mr. Undeadite?''' <br/>
'''Im curious, i happen to have a gift for ya, made of lead''' <br/>
<br/>
Well small fry you can find me on Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 <br/>
Brought to you by The Corporation for Zombie Broadcasting http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8 <br/>
Now back to the music <br/>
Now back to the music <br/>
<br/>
I feel a biting on my shoulder <br/>
I feel a biting on my shoulder <br/>
And the smells of something molder <br/>
And the smells of something molder. <br/>
I turn to the cades and check the number <br/>
I turn to the cades and check the number <br/>
I try to stay on and never slumber <br/>
I try to stay on and never slumber <br/>
Line 186: Line 651:
I hear the talking of the DJ <br/>
I hear the talking of the DJ <br/>
Can't understand just what does he say? <br/>
Can't understand just what does he say? <br/>
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio I'm on a Undeadite - whoah - Rnrarrrhdio <br/>
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio I'm on a Undeadite - whoah - Rnrarrrhdio <br/>  
I dial it in and tune the station <br/>
They talk about the Zombie invasion <br/>
I understand just a little <br/>
hambargarz!  it's a riddle <br/>
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio. I'm on a Undeadite, whoa-Oh, Rnrarrrhdio <br/>
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio. I'm on a Undeadite, whoa-Oh, Rnrarrrhdio <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''August 27<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 24<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Are your fellow survivors driving you insane?" <br/>
How about one from the Bloodles I am the Zombie  <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Join the Undeadites and eat their BRA!NZ!" <br/>
I am here as you are here as you should fear and we are all <br/>
together.See how they run, no bullets in the gun, see how <br/>
how they cry. I'm moaning. <br/>
Silly little Har!man we know your really type O. <br/>
See how they die no matter how they try, see how they run. <br/>
I'm moaning. I moan, I'm moaning, I'm moan. <br/>
Brain matter custard, dripping from our rancid guys. <br/>
Despite your life, we cant resist, <br/>
Boy, you been a naughty girl soon you’ll be face down. <br/>
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are <br/>
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob. <br/>
Swaying in an ravious state waiting for the hord come. <br/>
If the infection don't come, we’ll come and get ya <br/>
one by one. <br/>
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are <br/>
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob. <br/>
Expert, survivors, combat revivers, <br/>
Don't you think we all laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, <br/>
ha ha ha) <br/>
See how we smile still infected all the while, <br/>
see how you fail. I'm moaning. <br/>
Hide, run and cower try not to scream don’t ya. <br/>
Man, you should have seen us kicking in your skull. <br/>
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are <br/>
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob BARHAH!!! <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''August 1<sup>st</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 21<sup>st</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
We pause now on Undeadite radio for a commercial announcement, <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air <br/>
Zud Light presents "Real Men of Genius" <br/>
Now lets slow things down with one from the King <br/>
Today we salute you Mr. Combat Reviver <br/>
<br/>
Not satisfied the warnings of others <br/>
Dumb guys say “ Won’t you Zombies go away” <br/>
you boldly sank that needle into rotting flesh <br/>
But I cant help infecting all of you <br/>
“Shank Case said "Ah, C.C. After your antics, did you really <br/>
You should stay <br/>
expect a revive? Ha, ha, ha." (16 hours and 51 minutes ago) <br/>
Please let us in <br/>
Zachard Bvil revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. <br/>
If I cant help infecting all of you <br/>
(16 hours and 46 minutes ago)” <br/>
<br/>
Now you can rest assured that this revived Zombie will be <br/>
Like posion flows through you veins <br/>
destroying the pulling down the barricades and <br/>
So will go your brains <br/>
letting the rest of his horde in for lunch. <br/>
The way things are meant to be <br/>
So crack open a Zud Light or a nearby skull and bask in your fame! <br/>
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too <br/>
Mr. Combat Reviver, Zud Light brewing company. <br/>
For I cant help infecting all of you <br/>
We now return to Undeadite Radio, <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
As life fades from thee <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
Life it surly goes <br/>
The way things are meant to be <br/>
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too <br/>
For I cant help infecting all of you <br/>
For I cant help infecting all of you <br/>
<br/>
Elivs has runied the building <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''July 30<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 18<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Attention...." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
...This is a Rnrarrrh Radio special annoucement..." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
And now something from Nickelflak "I want to be a Zombie" <br/>
...The Undeadites regret to inform you..." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
<br/>
...All trains to St Louis's Hospital have been cancelled..." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
I'm through with the living <br/>
...On account of railway stations in ruin..." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
and the clubs their get in <br/>
...And commuter's brainz smeared across the station..." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
Your like the bottom of the barrel <br/>
Keep throwin the dirt on us" on 28.05 MHz <br/>
and we’re always gonna win <br/>
Your life hasn't turned out <br/>
quite the way I want it to be <br/>
<br/>
(tell me what you want) <br/>
<br/>
I want a brand new mall <br/>
with loose baracades <br/>
And lots of survivors to stay in <br/>
And a king size food court <br/>
for the Undeadites and me <br/>
<br/>
(yeah, so what you need) <br/>
<br/>
I'll need lots of brain cause I got no limit <br/>
And a big hospital with hippies in it <br/>
Gonna join the 20K  club <br/>
and it’s quite a feat <br/>
<br/>
(Been there done that) <br/>
<br/>
I want a new place with har!man in denial <br/>
We’ll munch all day <br/>
Running and screaming make <br/>
a Zombie smile <br/>
<br/>
(So how you gonna do it?) <br/>
<br/>
I'm gonna trade this life to destroy and mame <br/>
I'd even remove your hair and eat your brain <br/>
<br/>
[CHORUS] <br/>
'Cause we all just wanna be big Zombies <br/>
Crashin' in hilltop houses and smashing Christmas trees <br/>
The brains come easy and the cades are cheap <br/>
We'll all are hungry but we going to eat <br/>
And we'll hang out in the revival  spots <br/>
Watching clueless har!mans giving shots. <br/>
Every good grave digger's <br/>
Gonna end up there <br/>
Every Zombie Honey <br/>
with their rancid hair <br/>
And we'll bust in their private rooms <br/>
With the latest infection <br/>
and we’re going to chew <br/>
We'll get you <br/>
with an evil smile <br/>
Everybody's knows <br/>
That we’re all hostile <br/>
<br/>
well.. <br/>
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie <br/>
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us… <br/>


'''July 9<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 18<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
Rnrhrrradio is back on the air. <br/>
We interrupt our normally scheduled program for the Z-Day <br/>
I'm your DJ, FW vonJones, spinning the undead wax that'll <br/>
Order speech by General Risenhower <br/>
calm even the most savage of Zeds. <br/>
You will bring about the destruction of the Harmanz, and <br/>
Here's that classic hit from everyone's favorite alternative <br/>
feeding for ourselves in a new world. <br/>
metal band from Seattle, Ar!zh ahn Ganzgrabh. <br/>
Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well trained, <br/>
Here's 'Barhah' on Rnrhrrradio. <br/>
well equipped, and scared. He will fight savagely. <br/>
<br/>
The Undeadities have inflicted upon the Harmanz great defeats <br/>
Na-hab z abban ahn g!b mah <br/>
in open battle. Our “Steamroller of Death” offensive has <br/>
Nah-namrh!z az grahm barg graa <br/>
seriously reduced their strength and their capacity to revive. <br/>
Abara abban brang graa barhah <br/>
Our tactics have given us an overwhelming superiority and <br/>
Barg za-rabah an bargbarg <br/>
placed at our disposal great reserves of rotting corpses. <br/>
Za-barragahz nah za!b!n za <br/>
The tide has turned. <br/>
Bang-bang z!ng grahm na-ahnna zahmhaarh <br/>
The Zombies of the world are lurching together to victory. <br/>
<br/>
I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to hunger, <br/>
Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz <br/>
and skill in battle. <br/>
Ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh <br/>
We will accept nothing less than full victory. <br/>
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh <br/>
Good luck, and let us all beseech the blessing <br/>
Na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh <br/>
"GRAB MAH ZGANGAH AZZ AN GAG AHN MAH BANANA HARMANZ!” <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
Ram barragazh mah brazzaz! <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
Zah nah-namrh!z har an barg bra!nz <br/>
Abar za-bra!nz arh arm anh zam, ahhhhhh <br/>
H!n bang-bang na gahhahngg mrh <br/>
H!n brahzzah az a!rmrh h!n namrh a!rmrh <br/>
Gaz braaz hab zah harmanz gag ann mah banana <br/>
<br/>
Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz <br/>
ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh <br/>
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh <br/>
na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh <br/>
<br/>
That was definately a great tune. Thank Gaz that Lahnzam Ztalah was <br/>
already dead, otherwise, the amount of drugs he did would <br/>
definately have killed him. <br/>
Here's FW vonJones, signing off. Hope the brains are <br/>
plentiful in your neck of Malton. <br/>


'''July 8<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 16<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadites Radio is on the air! <br/>
And now another power ballad from Jean’s flight “Screaming Agony” <br/>
This just in...Shearbank is now being eaten. <br/>
<br/>
Bring plenty of BBQ sauce! <br/>
Hush now dont you try <br/>
Remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us... <br/>
You’re hiding in your bed <br/>
Hoping it was all a bad dream <br/>
Clawing at your head <br/>
Your mind begins to feel the pain <br/>
While your leaving the game of life <br/>
So here it is, there is no chance <br/>
Trying to hold us at bay <br/>
Your nightmare is over...or has it just begun? <br/>
<br/>
Theres no place hide <br/>
A doorway that shatters in the night <br/>
Relax fool, stay right there <br/>
But only didnt realize it and you are scared <br/>
Its a place where you will hide <br/>
To realize your fears, recognize my peers <br/>
And tear the parts of your mind <br/>
Embrace the new world <br/>
Suddenly, you hear and see <br/>
Our inevitable infection <br/>
<br/>
I-will be hovering over you <br/>
I-am gonna see it through <br/>
I-will devour you in the night <br/>
I-am moaning next to you...in screaming agony <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still <br/>
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us… <br/>
'''March 15<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
And now a ditty from Napoelian and the Tear-a- parts, “The’re coming to drag me away" <br/>
<br/>
Remember when you ran away, <br/>
and I broke down the cades and <br/>
begged you not to leave, <br/>
because I'd go bezerk? <br/>
Well, <br/>
You left me anyhow and <br/>
then the infection got worse and worse, <br/>
and now you see I've gone completley <br/>
Zeddddddddddddd! <br/>
<br/>
And,The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH <br/>
The're coming to drag me away........hoho......hehe...... RNRARRRH <br/>
I’ve bought farm, where death is beautiful all the time, <br/>
and I'll be happy to see Undeadites in their bloody coats <br/>
The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''July 7<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 15<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
We interrupt our normally scheduled program for a speech by <br/>
<br/>
Prime Minister Weston Brainkill to the House of Uncommons <br/>
And now a power ballad from the group Flee’d  with “Cades wide open” <br/>
We shall go on to the end, ….we shall feed with growing <br/>
<br/>
confidence, growing strength, and number, whatever the cost <br/>
Well I just heard the news today <br/>
may be, we shall feed in the hospitals, we shall feed in the <br/>
It seems your life is going to change <br/>
forts, we shall feed in the Malls and in the streets, we <br/>
Just close you eyes and pray <br/>
shall lurch through the Millen Hills; we shall never <br/>
Then the screams come from your face <br/>
surrender…Skip the toil, tears and sweat, I have nothing to <br/>
offer but blood, brains and good eating… <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''July 3<sup>rd</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air! we join the football game <br/>
Without sunlight <br/>
already in progress, 'What makes this game so delightful is <br/>
We break into this place <br/>
that when Zombie teams get the ball they are attacking. <br/>
We’ll eat  everything <br/>
Harmanz player Skull McCracken has limped off with a <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
badlycut forehead. He's one of those footballers whose brain <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
are in his head (at least were). Well Roy, do you think that <br/>
<br/>
you'll have to finish above Undeadites United to win the <br/>
Well I don't know if your ready <br/>
league? You have to finish above everyone to win the league. <br/>
To take our wrath, I guess you’ll have to be <br/>
It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday. <br/>
We will take your breath, no matter how you cried <br/>
Caution to listeners of Millen Hills Radio. What you hear <br/>
Just stand in awe, we've destroyed life <br/>
is still not reality. It is contrived, manipulated and <br/>
<br/>
twisted through a team of writers, editors, and advertiser- <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
controlled agencies. It's 'spun' to get what the Harmanzs <br/>
Without sunlight <br/>
want you to hear. <br/>
We break into this place <br/>
But remember boys and girls...Undeadite radio is still <br/>
We’ll eat  everything <br/>  
kicking, no matter how much dirt you <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
throw on top of us.. <br/>
Now everything has changed <br/>
I'll show you fear <br/>
We’ll eat  everything <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
We’ll eat  everything ...oh yeah <br/>
With cades wide open..wide open <br/>
<br/>
If you get the gist <br/>
and head our demand <br/>
there’s no hope you see <br/>
I hope you understand <br/>
That we can take your life <br/>
And hold it by the hand <br/>
And eat the world <br/>
With cades wide open... <br/>
<br/>  
With cades wide open <br/>
Without sunlight <br/>
We break into this place <br/>
We’ll eat  everything <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
Now everything has changed <br/>
I'll show you fear <br/>
We’ll eat  everything <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
With cades wide open <br/>
I'll show you everything..oh yeah <br/>
With cades wide open....wide open <br/>
<br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''July 2<sup>nd</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 12<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Welcome to Undeadites Radio! <br/>
This is Doc Morgus with this Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 news report <br/>
This goes out to all the tasty harmanz.... <br/>
Sources close to the Undeadites have told us that harman <br/>
attacks along the Dartside/Williamsville border have begun <br/>
I tried to get some interviews of the recently attacked, but <br/>
they merely laid on the street bleeding. Although one victim <br/>
was quoted as saying 'Mrh?' <br/>
As always the Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 street team will keep you <br/>
posted on the whereabouts of the biggest little horde in <br/>
Malton...The Undeadites. <br/>
We now return you to the soothing sounds of VoiceintheDark, <br/>
spinning your favorite Undeadite hits. This is Doc Morgus <br/>
saying Rnrarrrh and good night. <br/>


Here they come, just a' lurchin' down the street, <br/>
'''March 11<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Graahing, doowa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo. <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
Cracking safehouses, and munching on bra!n meat, <br/>
And now from Malton Got Talent <br/>
Graahing, doowa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo. <br/>
The Grue Man Group with  Baba O’dieeee <br/>
 
<br/>
They look good... <br/>
Out here in the fields <br/>
They taste fine... <br/>
I fight for my meals <br/>
They look good... <br/>
to end the living <br/>
They taste fine... <br/>
You don’t need to fight <br/>
Hey that last bra!n was mine! <br/>
there’s no help in sight <br/>
 
We won’t forgiven <br/>
Before you know it, they had eaten the whole place, <br/>
<br/>  
Graahing, doowa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo. <br/>
Don't try <br/>
Ruining stuff with...gore caking their face, <br/>
Don't raise your cades <br/>
Graahing, doowa diddy, diddy-dum, diddy-doo. <br/>
It's only Zombie wasteland <br/>
 
<br/>
They look good... <br/>
Avoid my hand <br/>
They taste fine... <br/>
I doubt you can <br/>
They look good... <br/>
knee deep in mire <br/>
They taste fine... <br/>
Don't look over your shoulder <br/>
Even harmanz with half their spine! <br/>
No exodus is here <br/>
The infected ones are near <br/>
Let's get together <br/>
Before we get much colder <br/>
<br/>
Zombie wasteland <br/>
It's just a Zombie wasteland <br/>
Zombie wasteland <br/>
Oh, oh <br/>
Zombie wasteland <br/>
They're all wasted <br/>
   
   
Brought to you by Rnrarrrhdio 28.05. <br/>
'''March 10<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
A Special Request for Doctor Morgus who is in surgery <br/>
Touch of Prey by the Grateful Zed <br/>
Must be getting errie, clocks are running late. <br/>
Sink my teeth in a moaning guy, its all cold. <br/>
Dawn is breaking everywhere, fight a zombie, skull does tear <br/>
Draw the curtains I dont care, but its all fright <br/>
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive. <br/>
Its a lesson to thee, the Zombies and the Pkers all believe <br/>
The abcs we all think of, try kill with a little love. <br/>
I know your life is in arrears, our hunger has been fed for years <br/>
Its even worse than it appears, but its all right <br/>
Cow is laying waste to all seen, but you try to cade in-between <br/>
The words you udder are all just screams, but its all right <br/>
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive. <br/>
Running around and having fits, thats all there really is to it <br/>
Moan through your teeth and split, but its all right <br/>
Oh well a touch of prey, had to bite you anyway, <br/>
Thats all I had to say, but its all right <br/>
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive. <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


'''April 4<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 6<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Greetings yall! <br/>
You broadcast "Lockettside has fallen to the Mall tour and the Undeadites! <br/>
Undeadites own the airwaves! <br/>
The hippies of St. Alex are once again homeless. <br/>
and we would like to say that if helping survivors <br/>
All is as it should be." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
is not for you, then eat them with us! <br/>
Undeadites, eating survivors since.... a really long time! <br/>
Oh! i am a Undeadites zombie friend, killing crappy harmanz! <br/>
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Undeadites <br/>
we would love to have you! So join us and eat dumb harmanz! <br/>
So zombies! if you think killing harmanz is for you then <br/>
join us and yell GANGBANG HARMANZ if you got the skill <br/>
if not then graaaghhh! works pretty well! <br/>
OH!!!!!! JOIN US! <br/>
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Undeadites <br/>
this was a special annoucement from the Undeadites! <br/>
any ahrmanz out there who want to kill me then listen <br/>
carefully, drop dead and join us! Stupid human! <br/>
A zombie ransacked the building. <br/>
A zombie ruined the building. <br/>
A zombie said "Graagh. <br/>
EE! OOH! AHH! UNDEAD MONKEY WANT'S YOU! TO JOIN UNDEADITES! <br/>


'''March 28<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
'''March 5<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. <br/>
And now a dead-a-cation to the hippies in St Alexander’s <br/>
For instance, let's say you're a survivor in the building <br/>
“Lurch Along” by the All American zombies <br/>
and you fear that your partner has been infected. <br/>
Go ahead as you waste your days with cading <br/>
The next time he goes out for restocking, wham!, <br/>
When you fall zombies eating <br/>
you just slam the door behind him and extreme barricade. <br/>
Another day and you've had your fill of shrieking <br/>
He might call you on the radio and say he's not infected, <br/>
With your brains held in our <br/>
but you just say, "Think again, Zombie." <br/>
Hands are shaking cold <br/>
These hands are meant to hold <br/>
Moan to me, when all you got to keep is strong <br/>
Lurch along, Lurch along like I know you do <br/>
And even when their hope is gone <br/>
Lurch along, Lurch along just to make it through <br/>
Lurch along <br/>
Lurch along <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>


*Just then someone else breaks in. <br/>
'''March 5<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
 
Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
Dr Mycroft Chris broadcast "Sorry 'bout the confusion, the 2nd url is" from here, on 28.05 MHz. <br/>  
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
 
Don't make them have to take it away <br/>
*our show goes on. <br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
 
Make St Alexander’s infected today <br/>
My fellow citizens of Malton, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws living forever. The zerging will begin in five minutes. <br/>
Malton and all the people <br/>
 
Say that all people must be free <br/>
*he interrupts again. <br/>
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s <br/>
 
There's a man who’s infected just like me <br/>
Dr Mycroft Chris broadcast "a 7x7 scout report from Sweatman" from here, on 28.05 MHz. <br/>  
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
 
Don't make them have to take it away <br/>
*But the show wont be silenced. <br/>
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies <br/>
 
Make St Alexander’s ruined today <br/>
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your barricade programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality. <br/>
Static...Another fine song from Paul is dead <br/>
 
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite Radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
 
*LOL then he retuned the radio and I am not sure he knows I am in the same building. <br/>
 
'''March 7<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Undeadite Radio is on the air! <br/>
It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio. <br/>
Oh wait…my teeth ARE rotting anyway <br/>
I think it's very cool to discover new songs and find <br/>
something on the radio that you think is so cool that you go destroy the radio. <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, <br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.." on 28.05 MHz.<br/>
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
 
'''February 20<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
The program brought to you by the Undeadites. <br/>
Undeadites are in the house! <br/>
Undeadite radio. Brought to you by Brainz! <br/>
The Undeadites passed 4000 kills tonight. smile.gif <br/>
Undeadites ROCK! <br/>
Your next Whippey... the Undeadites are coming <br/>
 
'''February 18<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Welcome to Undeadites radio!!!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Tonight it will be short and sweet!!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "All around the mulberry bush" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "the Zombie chased the newbie" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "The newbie stopped to pick up his glock" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "*POP* goes the newbie!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Until next time breathers...Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 out...." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
 
'''February 16<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
Undeadites radio is on the air!! <br/>
Now, a classic for the harman from us.... <br/>
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites <br/>
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted.. <br/>
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon <br/>
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon <br/>
Say everybody have you seen my balls? <br/>
They're big and salty and brown <br/>
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up <br/>
Just stick my balls in your mouth! <br/>
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls, <br/>
Stick em in your mouth and suck em! <br/>
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls <br/>
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you, <br/>
So suck on My balls! <br/>
This is Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 signing off.... <br/>
 
'''February 14<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Here comes the bride...." (3 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Short, fat and wide..." (3 minutes ago) <br/>
 
'''February 12<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the air <br/>
This just in flue shots at edmund general hospital are <br/>
cancelled tonight because of infection <br/>
In fact I would cancel any Dr. Apt at that hospital till it <br/>
because it's ruined. <br/>
A good night for the Undeadite hoard <br/>
But I love this city “Malton: the only city where people <br/>
make radio requests like This is for Tina - <br/>
I'm sorry I ate your Brain <br/>
The Corporation for Zombie Broadcasting distributes an <br/>
appropriation that we provide in accordance with a <br/>
statutory formula, the vast majority of goes directly <br/>
in our pockets. <br/>
 
'''February 11<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Hello people, welcome to Undeadites Radio!" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Though it is now called Rnraarrghadio" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "We have from you, the Undeadites rap from the great Artist!" (7 hours and 18 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Necro123 of the undeadites!!" (7 hours and 18 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "An avid campaigner of zombie rights, noted for," (7 hours and 18 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "The famous Bring down the cades campaign" (7 hours and 18 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "In his fight against zombie segregation." (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "But regardless, on with the song!!!" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I’m a zombie named Necro both my parents are dead" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Now I’m hangin in the ghetto earnin Zombie street cred" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "In the Undeadites lounge crib I be chillin with the Shorties" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "My homies and me be drinkin cranial fluid forties" (7 hours and 17 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Certified is the boy i'd like to kick in the rump" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "We're at each others throats just like Rosie & Trump" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I fight the 3 branched DEM and I raid the big party" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "KristiOTD is my Freak cuz she makes me feel dirty" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I pimped out my bramahz with 28 speakers" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I once ate a doctor just to a take his sneakers" (7 hours and 16 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "/Zom/ is my bitch, fool, they ain't no man" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I can’t wait to bust a cap up in his Trenchcoat ass!" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "MY NAME IS NECRO123" (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "TO THE N," (7 hours and 15 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "TO THE E" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "TO THE C," (7 hours and 14 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "TO THE R" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "TO THE O , You see" (7 hours and 14 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "He's a magic man" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "he puts the Zeds in the city" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "don't call him Necro123" (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "'cause my name is N. Piddy." (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Thank you N.Piddy, great song." (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "If you wish to join the undeadites and have more fun," (7 hours and 13 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "and party hard, enjoy banana's in ways that ought not to be," (7 hours and 12 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Enjoyed, Check Undeadites on the wiki" (7 hours and 12 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Or go to http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8" (7 hours and 12 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "For the forums where the mods/admin will help you" (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "keep partying hard, end the segregation." (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "And don't forget, Keep it N.Piddy yo!" (7 hours and 11 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I wish I may, I wish I might, kill all the undeadites" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago)  <br/>
28.05 MHz: "You are likely to be eaten by a grue" (39 minutes ago) <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Oh no! I was eaten by a Grue!" (30 minutes ago) <br/>
 
'''February 9<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Undeadite Radio back on the Air " on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "I see dead people and they make more sense" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "than Paris Hilton....This just in All Movies in Chenery" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "are cancelled for a private showing of Rocky Horror Picture " on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "and now for the song that's rising the charts to number 1" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "All We Want To Do Is Eat Your Brains by the Banana Rammers" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
 
'''February 9<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You retune the radio to operate on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Undeadite radio is on the airwaves!!!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "For all you love birds out there wanting to take " on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "your sweetheart to a movie, I'm sad to report" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "The Undeadites have decided to decend upon Chenery Cinema" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Sorry for the problem" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Now sit back and enjoy this little ditty" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "We only want to eat your brains" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "by Rnrarrrgh and the Banana Rammers" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
 
'''February 7<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Undeadite radio is on the air" <br/>
You broadcast "so open up the door we all come inside and eat your brains" <br/>
You broadcast "were not unreasonable we're not going to eat your eyes " <br/>
You broadcast "Meanwhile I’ll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors" <br/>
You broadcast "I’m not a monster Tom, well, technically I am" <br/>
You broadcast " If you open up the doors We’ll all come inside and eat your brains" <br/>
You broadcast "Well that all for Undeadite radio for tonight back soon" <br/>
 
'''January 15<sup>th</sup> 2008:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Hello all, this is Undeadite Radio!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "With your loveable host Necro!!!, back from hiatus" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Nursing a blood and guts hangover, We, the Undeadites," on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Feel good enough to continue rampaging, Good times," on 28.05 MHz <br/>
You broadcast "With good music, gin, and man meat will be had by all." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Harmans are of course welcome to join in our party." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Provided it's at their pads, and they supply the bran pie." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "However lets us speak on a more serious topic." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "We thought the age of racial segregation had come to an end." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "However it has not. Still i see," on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Poor, innocent and cold zombie men, women and children." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Locked out by cades and kept in the freezing cold." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "This travesty must Stop! Think of the zombies!!!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "If you too are against racial segregation, Then join," on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "the Undeadites at http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "So i wrote a small poem for all of you humans" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "It's nothing fancy, but i hope you'll come to treat us as," on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
You broadcast "Your equals, poetry must be a sign of reason and intellect." on 28.05 MHz. <br/>
 
'''August 22<sup>nd</sup> 2007:''' <br/>
Barhah! Mah zambah az ahn za harn! <br/>
Za Ahndadadz ranzag hazzaz anh zmazh harmanz manbagz anh
bra bagz! Har har, bra bagz... <br/>
Mah zambah brazzaz nahbarg babah zambaz, zmazh anh grab
harmanz rah nah anh zahmarrah. <br/>
Ahndadadz rahbzahd az http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8 <br/>
Undeadite Radio is brought to you by the letters: abghmnr
and z! <br/>
The Undeadites are currently ransacking Dulston. <br/>
 
'''August 17<sup>th</sup> 2007:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Well, Pescodside, while it's been fun doing these dumb..." <br/>
You broadcast "broadcasts from within your pitiful suburb, I have had..." <br/>
You broadcast "quite enough life for this month at least. I must bid..." <br/>
You broadcast "you adieu for now, perhaps you will see my rotting flesh..." <br/>
You broadcast "trotting towards you. at the head of the Undeadites" <br/>
You broadcast "better just GTFO. love, you're friendly neighborhood bovine" <br/>
You broadcast "surfincow." <br/>
You say "see y'alls later. Ima check out the pavement from the 10th floor window of the Farbrother building." <br/>
You say "it's been nice hanging with you all, and not being killed. you're a dim lot." <br/>
 
'''August 15<sup>th</sup> 2007:''' <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Hello brother zombies!!!" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "This is Undeadites radio!!" (2 hours and 9 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "We have come to eat your suburb, and your cat" (2 hours and 8 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Infact, we eat anything (almost) that comes around" (2 hours and 7 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "This comes as part of our apocalypse mission, it's easy," (2 hours and 6 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "we simply want Zombie rights," (2 hours and 6 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Like the ability to freely eat branz" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "But we wouldn't say no to a sqaure dancing fair, and a" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "large bottle of gin!, we also want to see the cades removed" (2 hours and 4 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "They stop us from mingling with the harmanz," (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "infact, they amount to segregration!" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "We as zeds shan't stand up for this!" (2 hours and 3 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "erm. stand for this that is." (2 hours and 2 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "So if your looking for a cool group, Join the Undeadites today" (2 hours and 1 minute ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "The group is consisted of 33% pwnage, 33% awesomeness" (2 hours and 1 minute ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "33% uber and 42% rotten, yes," (exactly 2 hours ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "We really are 141%!!!" (exactly 2 hours ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "See the wiki page for more details" (exactly 2 hours ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "It's named Undeadites, or go to http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Somone will help you, likely one of the uber mods or admin," (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "With us, you can expect much less headshots" (1 hour and 59 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "more killing and lesss banging in front of cades" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "erm," (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "the cades that is, not fellow zeds *snickers*" (1 hour and 58 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "PEOPLE OF MALTON DON'T LISTEN TO ZOMBIE PROPOGANDA!!!!" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "erm, ignore that passerby" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "So... this is Undeadites radio!!!" (1 hour and 57 minutes ago) ...and again. <br/>
29.00 MHz: "We have the hottest tracks back to back." (1 hour and 56 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "I got you babe I got you babe,They say our love won't pay," (1 hour and 55 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "the rent, Before it's earned, our money's all been spent," (1 hour and 55 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "I guess that's so, we don't have a pot,But at least I'm sure" (1 hour and 55 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "of all the things we got" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "babe" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "I got you babe" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "I got you babe!" (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Thank you caller for that, erm wonderful track..." (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "ugh..." (1 hour and 54 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "Janet!, Make sure the next caller is a metalhead!!!" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "damn romacner, wasting my Ap." (1 hour and 53 minutes ago) <br/>
29.00 MHz: "ah well. Till next to on Undeadites radio!" (1 hour and 53 minutes ago) <br/>
 
'''August 15<sup>th</sup> 2007:''' <br/>
You broadcast "I think it's a tribute to either the incompetence of " <br/>
You broadcast "this suburb's inhabitants, or the extreme might of the" <br/>
You broadcast "Undeadites that I haven't been removed from my post" <br/>
You broadcast "Underneath this radio box. " <br/>
You broadcast "time to open your warehouse, gentlemen!" <br/>
You broadcast "love, surfincow." <br/>


'''August 14<sup>th</sup> 2007:''' <br/>
'''March 4<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
You broadcast "Rnraaarh! The Undeadites have come for you and your suburb!" <br/>
Attention Thompson mall shoppers... <br/>
You broadcast "Pescodside, your pitiful defenses are no match for our might" <br/>
There is a sale on brainz in the food court... <br/>
You broadcast "We will obtain brains from each and every one of you." <br/>
There is a sale on brainz in the food court... <br/>
You broadcast "Leave now, while you have a chance, while I'm a breather" <br/>
Despite the best efforts of the harmanz, <br/>
You broadcast "Or stay. that means more brains for us!" <br/>
The mall has been breached and the mall tour has arrived for <br/>
You broadcast "hey zeds listening! need a horde? check out Undeadites!! " <br/>
basement bargains and tasty shoppers. <br/>
You broadcast "Love, surfincow. that's me!" <br/>
Rnrarrrh!!!" on 28.05 MHz. <br/>


'''November 11<sup>th</sup> 2006:''' <br/>
'''March 2<sup>nd</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Hello all!!! this is undeadite radio!!!" (11 hours and 51 minutes ago) <br/>
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout <br/>
28.05 MHz: "and we're gonna stay this time!!!" (11 hours and 51 minutes ago) <br/>
Baracades, Generators, This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism <br/>
28.05 MHz: "i don't know whether my partner JS will be back...." (11 hours and 50 minutes ago)<br/>
All we are saying is give teeth a chance <br/>
28.05 MHz: "but necropolis123/undeadite 123 or necro is!!!" (11 hours and 50 minutes ago) <br/>
All we are saying is give teeth a chance <br/>
28.05 MHz: "So my brazzah zambahz!!!!" (11 hours and 50 minutes ago) <br/>
Another classic from Zomb Deadon here on Undeadite Radio <br/>
28.05 MHz: "the buildings are falling!!!!" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) <br/>
And now a dead-a-cation to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital <br/>
28.05 MHz: "the harmanz are dying!!!" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) <br/>
Some Famous Quotes <br/>
28.05 MHz: "the zombie population is growing!!!" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) <br/>
We attack no one, with or without provocation, and by no means judge anyone. A Valkyrie has to be the type of person that can be PK'ed over and over and let it go… - Izumi Orimoto <br/>
28.05 MHz: "squaredancing is ever more popular!!!" (11 hours and 49 minutes ago) <br/>
A non-violent man or woman will and should die without retaliation, <br/>
28.05 MHz: "and we just wanna have fun!!" (11 hours and 48 minutes ago) <br/>
anger or malice, in self-defense or in defending the honour of their <br/>
28.05 MHz: "ohh......zeds...just wanna have fun!!!" (11 hours and 48 minutes ago) <br/>
womenfolk. This is the highest form of bravery. If an individual or <br/>
28.05 MHz: "And we're gonna ..." *static* "... this city!!!!" (11 hours and 47 minutes ago) <br/>
group of people are unable or unwilling to follow this great law of life, <br/>
28.05 MHz: "Join the undeadites today!!!!" (11 hours and 47 minutes ago) ...and again. <br/>
retaliation or resistance unto death is the second best, though a long <br/>
28.05 MHz: "We're a fun loving group!!!" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago) <br/>
way off from the first.- Gandhi <br/>
28.05 MHz: "see the wiki or join us in Yagotown!!!" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago) <br/>
“Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.<br/>
28.05 MHz: "and their forum is at http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago) <br/>
Paul Harvey Good ….GAAAAAAA! <br/>
28.05 MHz: "I'll see yall there!!!" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago) <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
28.05 MHz: "goodbye!!!" (11 hours and 46 minutes ago) <br/>


'''August 6<sup>th</sup> 2006:''' <br/>
'''February 28<sup>th</sup> 2009:''' <br/>
This is the Undeadites radio first ever broadcast <br/>
Undeadite Radio is on the Air! <br/>
Sadly i'm out of AP but i'll be back tommorow on 28.05 MHZ <br/>
This special request goes out to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital <br/>
Did you miss us (maybe you should have had better aim) <br/>
We’re BACK!!!!! <br/>
And now something from Zomb Deadon <br/>
Imagine no barricades, I wonder if you can, just head our hunger, The destruction of man. Imagine all the zombies Sharing all the Brains. GAHAAA-A-HAAAA <br/>
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us.. <br/>
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Latest revision as of 05:56, 19 November 2010

Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 MHz - Your Harman Exsanguination Station

Rnrarrrhdio 28.05

November 18th 2010 28.05 MHz: "This is the Undeadites' Rnrarrhradio, on the air!" (19 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "It's been a while since I've broadcast anything, so I think" (19 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'll start off with a bit of Undeadites propaganda" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Point number one: Undeadites rule!!!" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Point number two: we will destroy all the pathetic harmanz!!" (18 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "point number three: surfincow is the best!!!!" (17 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "This edition of Rnrarrhradio is broght to you by:" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bra!nz in a Can" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "for when you can't find 'em fresh!" (16 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "and we're back! This is Thursday Night radio with me, DJ Cow" (12 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'm gonna bring it back old school with a pre-outbreak hit" (11 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Satisfaction by Benny Benassi" (10 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "oh wait, I should have made that a zombie related pun, huh" (10 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "oh well, it's a great tune, here it is coming at you live" (9 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (9 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeeooooo BOP" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Bih uh Bih uh Beeeeooooouuuhhh beeeuuhhhbeeeuuhhh" (8 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS BOOM TSS" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Well that was great wasn't it folks? man i could go for" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "a drink right now. or a brain, y'know what I'm saying Malton" (7 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "I'm actually drinking Old Rasputin russian imperial stout" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "bet you wanna know where i got my hands on that" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "WELL JOIN UNDEADITES AND MAYBE SURFINCOW WILL TELL YOU" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "Rnrarrrh!!!!!!" (6 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "RNRARRH!!!!!!!!!!" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "What a great job!!! I'm gonna put on another song so i have" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "a minute to think about how awesome this job is!!" (5 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "here's another banger for you danceaholics out there." (4 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "DO THE D-A-N-C-E" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "1-2-3-4-5" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "ahem, 1-2-3-4-FIGHT" (3 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "STICK TO THE B-E-A-T GET READY TO IGNITE" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "YOU WERE SUCH A P-Y-T CATCHING ALL THE LIGHTS" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "JUST EASY AS A-B-C THATS HOW WE MAKE IT RIGHT" (2 minutes ago)
28.05 MHz: "AND i'm gonna cut it off right there" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "I don't really like that song very much to be honest" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "Well, it's been great having you all with us for this" (1 minute ago)
28.05 MHz: "very special broadcast of Rnrarrhradio!! tune in next time" (46 seconds ago)
28.05 MHz: "for an interview with special guest: SURFINCOW" (27 seconds ago)
28.05 MHz: "more to be announced within the day" (18 seconds ago)


January 8th 2010:
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05!! Tune in. Turn on. Drop dead
If it's too loud, it's probably Rnrarrrhdio 28.05!
This is your hard of hearing host Lost luke on mic duty.
Blimey, my ears are still ringing from that Slayer track.
And my eye is still black from that wicked pit!
For such a easy going lad, Timmy can really throw hands!
Let's keep the decibel level elevated shall we?
Here are The Cramps on 28.05...
I been a drag racer on LSD,
and I rode bare-assed on top of the shpinx.
I even had a gorilla on the slopes of Kismet,
and man, that was fun for a while you bet but...
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns!
Well I savored many foriegn kinds of delicacies,
intoxicated till I can't tell what the hell I could see,
Had all the violence and liquor within close reach,
but all the bars, pills and threeways
lead me back to the beach and...
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns!
Now they say that virtue is it's own reward,
but when that surf comes in I'm gunna get my board,
Got my own ideas about the righteous kick,
you can keep the rewards, I'd just as soon stay sick!
Zombie girls w/ machine guns, Zombie girls w/ machine guns,
That stuff will kill ya, it's loaded with fun,
Zombie girls with machine guns.
This is your dodgy droog Luke saying:
It takes a village to raise a child,
but it takes a horde to raze the village.
We are Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 Stinking up your speakers

September 12th 2009:
Here is a song for Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
I'd like to find the a safehome
And tear down the cades
ransake it and and make it dark
ruining it as before
Chorus:
I'd like to teach the world to eat brains
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold a human in my arms
And keep it company
(That's the song I hear)
I'd like to see the world for once
(Let the world sing today)
All standing hand in hand
And hear screams echo through the hills
For zeds throughout the land
That's the song I hear
(That's the song I hear)
Let the world sing today
(Let the whole wide world keep singing)
A sound of screams that echoes on
And never goes away
(Repeat 1st stanza and Chorus)
Put your hand in my hand
I'll eat your brain
Put your hand in my hand
and join the undeadites today!
This is TimmyTebow saying goodnight,
And now our radio identification
this is Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
A Undeadite station.

August 3rd 2009:
And now word from one of our fans...
Officer Nubcake said "Fucking hell. Undeadites broadcasting there radio here? We GOTTA Stop that!
Officer Nubcake said "This is no Undeadite radio station. This ish teh Valk HQ!
Nurse Lunea Haraku said "What an undeadite...? Christ I don't feel so good...

August 3rd 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
Despite being a popular advertising tune,
We bring you Let Me Be A Zed by the cavemen

I guess you got lost,
Being someone else,
Going to feel the pain,
Forget looking for helps,
Left your gun behind,
Somewhere along the way,
We’ve to come back around to find our prey.

But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you,
So you say it's okay,
Tell me please,
Would you one time,
Let me be a Zed so I can dine,
Without a fight,
And let me be a Zed.

Would you let me be a Zed?
Cause we don’t want your eyes,
Hide behind someone else,
You’ll never see the light of day,
Living in this cell,
It's time to lurch my way,
Into the world all askew,
And then take back all these things you knew.

But lately I'm so hungry waiting for you,
So you say it's okay,
Tell me please,
Would you one time,
Let me be a Zed so I can dine,
Without a fight,
And let me be a Zed.

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

July 31st 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
and now the song that was the second song played on ZH1
I want to be a zombie by Blottie

Lurching shoes
Watching loser hiding in a shopping mall
Trying to stay alive
A brocast telling me 'Get to the mall!'
A crowded store
I cade before them
Misery beyond compare
Graffiti mocks
What ya got against fresh air?
I want an infection and some lurching motion
Break down the cades with a many brains in reach

CHORUS
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (help, help, help, help)
I, I, I wanna take your life
I, I, I wanna be a Undeadite (Undeadite, Undeadite)
Torn and moldy clothes (Undeadite)
Worms between my toes (Undeadite)
Skin that’s decomposed

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

July 30th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!

Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s infected today

Malton and all the people
Say that all Har!mans must be free
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s
There's a man who’s infected just like me

Tell me how would you like it
If on your way to heal
You were stopped by the Undeadites
Could you lie down do nothing
Would you give in and become a meal?

Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s ruined today

Another fine song from Paul is dead

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

July 15th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!! Now a favorite of mine from the Dr. Deadmento show

Dead Har!mans
Dead Har!mans
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
They don't run when you call
They don't cade doors at all
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun

This Har!man died during fall
He's still rotting in the mall
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun
ECC says Har!mans days are through
Pulled it’s out it brain and now doth chew
Dead Har!mans aren't much fun

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

June 12th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Fill Coffin’s hit Drag Me OUT!

Keep that look of worry
Im an ordinary zed
They dont tell them nothing
So I find out what I can
There’s Undeadites urging
Right outside the door
You cant see but feel it
And mean you harm
So lose, lose your mind
and I, I wont leave you blind

Seems so long we’ve been waiting
Still you dont know what do
Theres no point escaping
I would worry some more
We will come to find you
You dont like to go outside
We cant turn off our hunger
Like your going to lose the fight
So lose, lose your mind
And I, I wont leave you blind
Oh go, go lose your mind
And I, I wont leave you blind

So drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember
Drag, drag them out, oh lord
Cos Ive been an Undeadite all my life
And I can say to you

So drag, drag them out
Cos I wanta dismember

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

June 10th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
A moldy oldie now “After the Zed rush” by Meal Yung

Well I dreamed I saw the Zed infection coming
bodies all rotting and green
There were Undeadites groaning and
Ferals comming
And the survivors failed to be
There was blood flowing
till t'was done
That was some killing spree

Look at all the Humans on the run
In the 21th century.

I was hiding in a caded basement
with the full gen before eyes
I was hoping for more adornments
When the Zeds burst thru the cades
There was Zed clawing at my head
and I felt running bye
I was thinking about what a
friend had did
I was hoping a least he’d try

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

June 8th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now one for the ladies from Altasty Morsel, You gotta know

I want you to know, that I am very hungry to
I wish nothing but pain for you
A rotten version of me
Are they infected like me?
Would they kill you in a theater?
Do they groan eloquently
Will you be a crybaby?
I'm sure you’ll go no further

'Cause the cades that ya made are going fade
Wasn't able to make it enough to protect you
Skull open wide
And every time you scream in shame
You know how it had to be
We’ll hold you until you died
Till you died, and your not alive

You, you, you gotta know

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

June 3rd 2009:
Welcome to Rnrarrhradio, broadcasting from:
The Preston Building, located at [27-74] in South Blythville
this is your DJ surfincow, deep behind enemy lines, alive!
This is E. Hale from the Rnrarrhdio main station
I am glad to hear that we are now broadcasting Barhah from
all different directions.
Rnrarrh Undeadites!
sorry about that delay folks, the 'ol brain rot is acting up
it's surfincow again, broadcasting for Rnrarrhradio!
So far i've gotten positive audience reaction! always good!
Any potential zombies or current zombies without a horde
Undeadites are always recruiting! we're a fun horde with
lots of harman consumption! we got more than 500 kills last
month alone! Even witnessing such a wrecking crew is a great
to experience! come check out our forum at:
http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite/
and check us out on the ud wiki at:
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Undeadites
Now for some entertainment! It's surfincow's joke time!
so i was gone earlier because i really wanted to go to the
zoo, but when i got there, the only animal was a dog.
It was one ..." *static* "...zu.
hahaha, that was a good one, now try this one on for size
Why did the girl fall off of the swing?
because she had no arms! hahahahaha!
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape
Surfincow here, reminding you that I suck eggs
What's red and smells like blue paint?
red paint!

May 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!!
Now one from the Talking heads
You can't seem to face up to the facts, Your tense and
nervous and can't relax, Cruel Zombie tearing cades all dow
down, Crazy Zombies chasing you all over town
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant?
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
You don't know just what to do,
They got a grudge against you know who
Their groaning a lot, but not saying anything,
You shot it once! Why kill it again?
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant?)
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
Hippie Har!mans want to call a truce,
But Undeadite Zombies still on the loose,
They catch you if you move to slow,
They’ll sneak in and infected in this abode,
Pulled down the cades and let out a groan,
Open your head and pull out the brains,
Ate you for lunch and it tasted real fine,
and the guy who fought them, he just lost his mind!
Undeadite Zombies!!! (Ce qui est vivant)
Better run run run run run run run away
Oooh oh oh oh Ra Rah RNRARRRH!!!
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...
Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Barhah on the Aarrrwahves

April 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
Now a request from Giddings Mall
Rejoin the bloody fray by Zee Greenrot

If tomorrow cades were gone,
though you worked to save your life.
And try start again,
but the hoard has come inside.

You’d wish on lucky stars,
But, you’ll be dead in here today.
Well there's infection in every Zombie bite,
and I’m afraid we’re here to stay.

And I’m glad to be an Zombie,
where at least I know I’ll feed.
And I wont forget those who died,
cause their brains were so yummy.

And I gladly stand up,
next to you and attack you where you stand.
‘Cause when you think you have us down,
we rejoin the bloody fray.

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..."

April 27th 2009:
GOOOOOODDD MORRRRNING HAR!MAN
Undeadite radio is on the air!
People ask me are you worried about swine flue?
Schools closing, events cancelled, virtual ghost towns and the public growing in panic.
That’s when I bite them and welcome them to Malton where the infection grows and grows.
You to can be a part of it! Just go to http://tinyurl.com/gt6b3
or listen to Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 for the truth http://tinyurl.com/cy6ojo.
But remember boys and girls, Undeadite Radio is still kicking
no mater how much dirt you throw on top of us

April 6th 2009:
Undeadite radio is on the air!
Lets slow things down with one from James dunce

My life is over
Your life's my goal
You're just pathetic
I’ll eat you whole

Your big bad gun
really ain't impressin' me
You're infected to the
N’th degree

We’re Undeadites. We’re Undeadites.
We’re Undeadites. It's true
Bloodied your face in this crowded place,
And you don't know what to do,
'Cause your brain we going to chew.

We never eat your eyes,
As you start to die.
I could see from your face that you’d gone,
bye-bye,
But it's time to face the truth,
You’re always going to die.

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us..."

April 6th 2009:
This is Doc Morgus with a Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 special report
After aiding in the fall of Pole mall the Undeadites have
marched on, leaving a trail of death in their wake
The Knights Templar of Kempsterbank can report first hand
One member was quoted as saying 'I'm currently experiencing
in UD, you're in my suburb, wrecking ..." *static* "... up
It's a pleasant change, the Knights Templar there were
getting silly.' I'm not sure if it's the change they wanted
but the Knights went from silly to dead in less then a day.
Where will the horde be next? That's one question this
reporter can't answer. That's all part of the fun. One day
you're fine and next you realize the Undeadites have passed
through and wrecked shop. Just another day in Malton.
For Rnrarrrhdio 28.05, this is Doc Morgus signing off
“ Rnrarrrh!!!"

April 2nd 2009:
buddy ur a harman with a big brain playin in ur building
that is EHB, got mud on yo face, yo big disgrace, swingin ur
axe all over the place. but WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE
WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy ur a harman with tensions
growin, lookin over seein we're comin, got blood on yo face
yo big disgrace looking up and seeing us enter your place.
WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! WE WILL WE WILL EAT YOU!!! buddy
buddy ur a new zed lookin down the street seein us comin
over to see all are team got blood on yo face, yo big
disgrace, looking around eating fresh new brainz. WE JUST WE
JUST ATE YOU!!! WE JUST WE JUST ATE YOU!!!
and now you're part of us!!!!!
so how did you fellow undeadites like that?
this is boom boom bang, signing off. rnrarrrrrrrrrrrrrh!

March 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
We haven’t heard much from MorN lately but here is a classic

RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is… Grim Zeddy
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is... Grim Zeddy

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the Mall
for one second?

Hi Har!mans! Do you like violence? (No,No,NO!)
Wanna see me stick claws through each one of your eyelids? (Owww!)
Wanna combat me and or the whole hord, squid? (Yeah yeah!)
Lose you brain and forget what life is? (Huh?)
You brain's dead weight, I'm trying to liberate
but I can't figure out which of you to berate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Eddy said, "Grim Zeddy you a Zombie!"
Uh-uhhh! "So why are you attaching? Horde on a spree?"
Well since my infection, I've felt like attacking something
Cause threw my original self from window accepting twas dealt
Got tipped off and ripped this guy’s head off
Ate so much the floor was covered in red sauce
Undeadites kill in mass and save the gens for last
ruining the place, (It’s our saving grace)
C'mere har!man! (Zeddy, wait a minute, that's mine!)
Don’t worry there’s plenty of brains to doff!

RNRARRRH! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is… Grim Zeddy
RNRARRRH! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is... Grim Zeddy

But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…

March 27th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
How about from the Nixie Lumps
Spring is here
Its time to chew
(whoa-whoa-whoa)
The har!mans all scream
As if they knew
Today's the day
We know what to do
And we'll never be hungry anymore
Because we're

Goin' to the mall and we're
Gonna eat brains
Goin' to the mall and we're
Gonna eat brains

Gee, really want to infect you and
Gonna eat brains
Goin' to the mall and feast

But remember boys and girls...Undeadite Radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…

March 25th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
The Killston trio made this one infamous

Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die

I met you at the mall
Where I took your brains
You were quite tasty
despite the blood and stains

Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die

By this time tomorrow
Reckon where you’ll be
Facedown on the floor
Rising as a Zombie

Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die

This time tomorrow
Reckon where I'll be
Lurching through the mall
Before your friends a flee

Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
There’s no use to try
Hang down your head, Tom Ghouley
Poor fool, you’re going to die

But remember boys and girls, Undeadite radio is still
kicking no matter how much dirt you throw on us...

March 25th 2009:
Undeadite radio is on the air!
And now from our mail bag…
Over compensating har!man with big gun writes…

That was rubbish. And where would you happen to be right now Mr. Undeadite?
Im curious, i happen to have a gift for ya, made of lead

Well small fry you can find me on Rnrarrrhdio 28.05
Brought to you by The Corporation for Zombie Broadcasting http://tinyurl.com/ajdp8
Now back to the music

I feel a biting on my shoulder
And the smells of something molder.
I turn to the cades and check the number
I try to stay on and never slumber
I hear the pounding of the Zombies
And try to hide behind the trees
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?
I'm on a Undeadite Rnrarrrhdio I'm on a Undeadite - whoah - Rnrarrrhdio

March 24th 2009:
How about one from the Bloodles I am the Zombie
I am here as you are here as you should fear and we are all
together.See how they run, no bullets in the gun, see how
how they cry. I'm moaning.
Silly little Har!man we know your really type O.
See how they die no matter how they try, see how they run.
I'm moaning. I moan, I'm moaning, I'm moan.
Brain matter custard, dripping from our rancid guys.
Despite your life, we cant resist,
Boy, you been a naughty girl soon you’ll be face down.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob.
Swaying in an ravious state waiting for the hord come.
If the infection don't come, we’ll come and get ya
one by one.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob.
Expert, survivors, combat revivers,
Don't you think we all laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he,
ha ha ha)
See how we smile still infected all the while,
see how you fail. I'm moaning.
Hide, run and cower try not to scream don’t ya.
Man, you should have seen us kicking in your skull.
I am a Zombie (woo), they are the Zombies (woo), We are
Undeadites, goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob BARHAH!!!
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 21st 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air
Now lets slow things down with one from the King

Dumb guys say “ Won’t you Zombies go away”
But I cant help infecting all of you
You should stay
Please let us in
If I cant help infecting all of you

Like posion flows through you veins
So will go your brains
The way things are meant to be
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too
For I cant help infecting all of you

As life fades from thee
Life it surly goes
The way things are meant to be
I’ll take your head, I’ll take your whole life too
For I cant help infecting all of you
For I cant help infecting all of you

Elivs has runied the building
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 18th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
And now something from Nickelflak "I want to be a Zombie"

I'm through with the living
and the clubs their get in
Your like the bottom of the barrel
and we’re always gonna win
Your life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(tell me what you want)

I want a brand new mall
with loose baracades
And lots of survivors to stay in
And a king size food court
for the Undeadites and me

(yeah, so what you need)

I'll need lots of brain cause I got no limit
And a big hospital with hippies in it
Gonna join the 20K club
and it’s quite a feat

(Been there done that)

I want a new place with har!man in denial
We’ll munch all day
Running and screaming make
a Zombie smile

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life to destroy and mame
I'd even remove your hair and eat your brain

[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big Zombies
Crashin' in hilltop houses and smashing Christmas trees
The brains come easy and the cades are cheap
We'll all are hungry but we going to eat
And we'll hang out in the revival spots
Watching clueless har!mans giving shots.
Every good grave digger's
Gonna end up there
Every Zombie Honey
with their rancid hair
And we'll bust in their private rooms
With the latest infection
and we’re going to chew
We'll get you
with an evil smile
Everybody's knows
That we’re all hostile

well..
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie
Hey hey I wanna be a Zombie

But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…

March 18th 2009:
Rnrhrrradio is back on the air.
I'm your DJ, FW vonJones, spinning the undead wax that'll
calm even the most savage of Zeds.
Here's that classic hit from everyone's favorite alternative
metal band from Seattle, Ar!zh ahn Ganzgrabh.
Here's 'Barhah' on Rnrhrrradio.

Na-hab z abban ahn g!b mah
Nah-namrh!z az grahm barg graa
Abara abban brang graa barhah
Barg za-rabah an bargbarg
Za-barragahz nah za!b!n za
Bang-bang z!ng grahm na-ahnna zahmhaarh

Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz
Ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
Na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh

Ram barragazh mah brazzaz!
Zah nah-namrh!z har an barg bra!nz
Abar za-bra!nz arh arm anh zam, ahhhhhh
H!n bang-bang na gahhahngg mrh
H!n brahzzah az a!rmrh h!n namrh a!rmrh
Gaz braaz hab zah harmanz gag ann mah banana

Mah zahmbah grahm barg harmanz
ahhhh har grahm graa zahmbahz, ahhhh
Bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh
na, na, na bra!ngrab barhah nah ganna namrh

That was definately a great tune. Thank Gaz that Lahnzam Ztalah was
already dead, otherwise, the amount of drugs he did would
definately have killed him.
Here's FW vonJones, signing off. Hope the brains are
plentiful in your neck of Malton.

March 16th 2009:
And now another power ballad from Jean’s flight “Screaming Agony”

Hush now dont you try
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You’re hiding in your bed
Hoping it was all a bad dream
Clawing at your head
Your mind begins to feel the pain
While your leaving the game of life
So here it is, there is no chance
Trying to hold us at bay
Your nightmare is over...or has it just begun?

Theres no place hide
A doorway that shatters in the night
Relax fool, stay right there
But only didnt realize it and you are scared
Its a place where you will hide
To realize your fears, recognize my peers
And tear the parts of your mind
Embrace the new world
Suddenly, you hear and see
Our inevitable infection

I-will be hovering over you
I-am gonna see it through
I-will devour you in the night
I-am moaning next to you...in screaming agony

But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still
kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us…

March 15th 2009:
And now a ditty from Napoelian and the Tear-a- parts, “The’re coming to drag me away"

Remember when you ran away,
and I broke down the cades and
begged you not to leave,
because I'd go bezerk?
Well,
You left me anyhow and
then the infection got worse and worse,
and now you see I've gone completley
Zeddddddddddddd!

And,The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH
The're coming to drag me away........hoho......hehe...... RNRARRRH
I’ve bought farm, where death is beautiful all the time,
and I'll be happy to see Undeadites in their bloody coats
The're coming to drag me away........ RNRARRRH

But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 15th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!

And now a power ballad from the group Flee’d with “Cades wide open”

Well I just heard the news today
It seems your life is going to change
Just close you eyes and pray
Then the screams come from your face

With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open

Well I don't know if your ready
To take our wrath, I guess you’ll have to be
We will take your breath, no matter how you cried
Just stand in awe, we've destroyed life

With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you fear
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open
We’ll eat everything ...oh yeah
With cades wide open..wide open

If you get the gist
and head our demand
there’s no hope you see
I hope you understand
That we can take your life
And hold it by the hand
And eat the world
With cades wide open...

With cades wide open
Without sunlight
We break into this place
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you fear
We’ll eat everything
With cades wide open
With cades wide open
I'll show you everything..oh yeah
With cades wide open....wide open

But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 12th 2009:
This is Doc Morgus with this Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 news report
Sources close to the Undeadites have told us that harman
attacks along the Dartside/Williamsville border have begun
I tried to get some interviews of the recently attacked, but
they merely laid on the street bleeding. Although one victim
was quoted as saying 'Mrh?'
As always the Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 street team will keep you
posted on the whereabouts of the biggest little horde in
Malton...The Undeadites.
We now return you to the soothing sounds of VoiceintheDark,
spinning your favorite Undeadite hits. This is Doc Morgus
saying Rnrarrrh and good night.

March 11th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
And now from Malton Got Talent
The Grue Man Group with Baba O’dieeee

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
to end the living
You don’t need to fight
there’s no help in sight
We won’t forgiven

Don't try
Don't raise your cades
It's only Zombie wasteland

Avoid my hand
I doubt you can
knee deep in mire
Don't look over your shoulder
No exodus is here
The infected ones are near
Let's get together
Before we get much colder

Zombie wasteland
It's just a Zombie wasteland
Zombie wasteland
Oh, oh
Zombie wasteland
They're all wasted

March 10th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
A Special Request for Doctor Morgus who is in surgery
Touch of Prey by the Grateful Zed
Must be getting errie, clocks are running late.
Sink my teeth in a moaning guy, its all cold.
Dawn is breaking everywhere, fight a zombie, skull does tear
Draw the curtains I dont care, but its all fright
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
Its a lesson to thee, the Zombies and the Pkers all believe
The abcs we all think of, try kill with a little love.
I know your life is in arrears, our hunger has been fed for years
Its even worse than it appears, but its all right
Cow is laying waste to all seen, but you try to cade in-between
The words you udder are all just screams, but its all right
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
Running around and having fits, thats all there really is to it
Moan through your teeth and split, but its all right
Oh well a touch of prey, had to bite you anyway,
Thats all I had to say, but its all right
You won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t get by, you won’t survive.
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 6th 2009:
You broadcast "Lockettside has fallen to the Mall tour and the Undeadites!
The hippies of St. Alex are once again homeless.
All is as it should be." on 28.05 MHz.

March 5th 2009:
And now a dead-a-cation to the hippies in St Alexander’s
“Lurch Along” by the All American zombies
Go ahead as you waste your days with cading
When you fall zombies eating
Another day and you've had your fill of shrieking
With your brains held in our
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Moan to me, when all you got to keep is strong
Lurch along, Lurch along like I know you do
And even when their hope is gone
Lurch along, Lurch along just to make it through
Lurch along
Lurch along
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 5th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the air!
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s infected today
Malton and all the people
Say that all people must be free
Meanwhile back in St Alexander’s
There's a man who’s infected just like me
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Don't make them have to take it away
Give St Alexander’s back to the Zombies
Make St Alexander’s ruined today
Static...Another fine song from Paul is dead
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking,
no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

March 4th 2009:
Attention Thompson mall shoppers...
There is a sale on brainz in the food court...
There is a sale on brainz in the food court...
Despite the best efforts of the harmanz,
The mall has been breached and the mall tour has arrived for
basement bargains and tasty shoppers.
Rnrarrrh!!!" on 28.05 MHz.

March 2nd 2009:
Ev'rybody's talkin' 'bout
Baracades, Generators, This-ism, that-ism, ism ism ism
All we are saying is give teeth a chance
All we are saying is give teeth a chance
Another classic from Zomb Deadon here on Undeadite Radio
And now a dead-a-cation to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital
Some Famous Quotes
We attack no one, with or without provocation, and by no means judge anyone. A Valkyrie has to be the type of person that can be PK'ed over and over and let it go… - Izumi Orimoto
A non-violent man or woman will and should die without retaliation,
anger or malice, in self-defense or in defending the honour of their
womenfolk. This is the highest form of bravery. If an individual or
group of people are unable or unwilling to follow this great law of life,
retaliation or resistance unto death is the second best, though a long
way off from the first.- Gandhi
“Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.”
Paul Harvey Good ….GAAAAAAA!
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..

February 28th 2009:
Undeadite Radio is on the Air!
This special request goes out to the Hippies in St Alexander's Hospital
Did you miss us (maybe you should have had better aim)
We’re BACK!!!!!
And now something from Zomb Deadon
Imagine no barricades, I wonder if you can, just head our hunger, The destruction of man. Imagine all the zombies Sharing all the Brains. GAHAAA-A-HAAAA
But remember boys and girls…Undeadite radio is still kicking, no matter how much dirt you throw on top of us..


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