| Undeadites
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| Abbreviation
| None
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| Group Numbers
| On the rise
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| Leadership
| surfincow, Labatte, Creeping Crud
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| Goals
| Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos
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| Recruitment Policy
| Open door policy for all Zombies
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| Contact
| undeadite@yahoo.com Forum
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The Undeadites are an active group of zombies hell-bent on creating carnage. The Undeadites have encountered much success, slaughtering over 4800 survivors in the time that they have been lurching throughout Malton. You may find it difficult to locate the Undeadites as they are constantly searching for fresh brains, but you will know when they are near when you hear the bone-rattling chant of Rnrarrrh!
While they have decimated many survivor safe-houses, they still need more Zombies. Why not join and be able to watch the horde flourish through the blood and gore of harmanz? Plans are being drawn so that the Undeadites can create even more carnage than they have already. And as the horde grows, so does their lust for BRA!NZ.
[edit] Why Join?
The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you are logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. But in a fun, recreational way. We won't tell you to stand in empty buildings or patrol brainless suburbs, this is because we believe in a constant attacking rampage. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our directions sometimes. Where are we? We are on the Rampage and our position changes daily, contact us and we will try to pick you up.
How do you contact us? We have our own forum at http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. The horde is directed with targets and locations of fresh brains, all given out on the forum. So if you want to join, join the forum!
If you want to contact us but dont want to join, please email us at undeadite@yahoo.co.uk
Dead by dawn! BRA!NZ!!!
[edit] Friends of the Undeadites
- Pwotters - Always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages.
- RRF - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall.
- /b/ - The Whatmore Building is quite a unifying force.
- LUE - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall.
[edit] Enemies of the Undeadites
[edit] The Rampage
[edit] Achievements
- The Steamroller of Death, an annihilation technique never rivaled.
- Aided in the annihilation of Yagoton.
- Led the assault on Pegton, resulting in its destruction.
- Crashed the C4NT Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man.
- More than 4800 harmanz devoured!
- Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05.
[edit] Current Location
We're currently located in Whittenside - smashin' down barricades and draggin' hapless survivors out of their safehouses to fulfill their true purpose. Feeding fellow zeds!
[edit] 2008 May
May Kills: 50 (so far)
May Ruins: 10 (so far)
[edit] 2008 April
This month heralded the end of the BB2, but not the end of our hunger.
The north of Malton has been consumed and it was yummy....the sweet odor of death is spreading everywhere. Now, the sounds of battle draw us further south. We rampage through Galbraith Hills, Tapton, and Dartside.
Finally we enter Buttonville. Buckley Mall is part of a large harman infestation in the south of the city. The dwindling number of meatbag strongholds is concentrating their numbers, and a good battle was expected to be had here.
But we were too strong and too many.... Now the mall is an abattoir of glorious carnage after the combined forces of multiple hordes finish the last of the bra!ncake. BARHAH!!!
RIP
We will miss you. *sniff*
Total April Kills: 267
Total April Ruins: 71
[edit] 2008 March
After Ackland Mall is destroyed, the harmanz flee south. Of course, where the bra!nz go we will always follow.
We give chase in a zig zag pattern, laying on them the "Orgy of Death and Ruin" smack-down throughout Lerwill Heights, Shore Hills, North Blythville, and Brooksville.
Eventually the harmanz are left with nowhere else to run but into Marven Mall in South Blythville. This quickly becomes their tomb when the hordes hot on their heels meet up with The Dead and lay seige to them there. With blood running in the streets, much bra!n pie and square dancing was to be had in the mall's ruins.
You are running out of places to flee to harmanz!!!....Mwhahahaha!!!
Total March Kills: 365
Total March Ruins: 81
[edit] 2008 February
Brooke Hills was such a nice, quiet little backwater - until we arrived. Now it is awash with blood and gore and the surviving harmanz have been seen screaming in terror and running for their lives! Come back with our bra!nz meatbags!
We chase their sorry asses into St Luke's Cathedral, where over a three night period the worshippers praying for their lives are ruthlessly slaughtered, their pews destroyed, and the altar defiled.... Rnrarrrh!!!
Located in the nearby junkyard, the HQ of /zom/ is quickly destroyed - and their XP Orgy Plan in the the Fifield Motel ruined.
We will not be used for target practice by trenchcoaters!....BARHAH!!!
We lurched around the NE of Shearbank for a couple of days ruining the Nurton Walk Fire Station, the Hawksley Building and a few others. Then the few remaining bra!n cells that were somehow still working reminded us that a special event in St. Luke's was drawing near. C4NT was having a wedding on Valentine's Day....and the Undeadites object!
You say "HARMANZ!!! Z!Z MARR!AHG.!Z NAH MAHR!!!...ZAMBAHZ HANGRAH AHN AHR GANNAH GRAB ZAH BRA!NZ NAH!!!"
Bulldog C6 said "NoooooOOOoooo!!! Bryn my love! *cradles her lifeless form* I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
BY GOD I'LL KILL YOU ALL *kisses her cheek and lays her down slowly and stands up* OK. who wants some?!"
PsychoPhil said "NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!!"
Bulldog C6 repaired the radio transmitter.
Bulldog C6 said "WHY?! Why am i cursed to lose my love on Valentine's Day?! *Kisses Bryn's corpse on
the forehead* WHY?! WHY!"
a child is here said "**Cries into his hanky** I'm never gonna join the Undeadites, 'cuz they don't
believe in Wuv!"
steug destroyed the radio transmitter.
steug said "You're all clear kids! Now let's blow this thing and go home! Barhah!"
A zombie ( Xom B ) ruined the building.
The wedding party was delicious....Rnrarrrh!!!
The end is nigh for Stickling Mall. The ruin was achieved by Creeping Crud and surfincow. Rnrarrrh!
Fresh from our feast at Stickling, the Undeadites once again break away from the BB2 and shamble off to the SW with an evil grin on our rotting faces.
We decend upon Richmond Hills and take the harmanz by surprise. Many safehouses are cracked open, and their juicy contents devoured.
After a few days, the sound of screams and gunfire draw us further SW into Havercroft - right into the middle of a MOB seige of Ackland Mall. After first ruining the surrounding support buildings, we hit the mall in force.
Following our initial breakin, the next night the Undeadites crack open the SW corner and form a beachhead - which we were able to keep open for more than an hour. This boded well, as the next assault by the MOB on the NW was able to overrun the now exhausted defenders, and in less than a day more than 200 zambahz were having a bra!ncake party in the food court....Barhah!!!
Total February Kills: 391
Total February Ruins: 92
[edit] 2008 January
The New Year started out as a blood bath when Fort Creedy fell in less than three days. All the trenchcoaters in Malton could not stop the BB2 there, and they never will!
After ruining the Farmer Building, we lurched North to attack the main defenses of Pitneybank at the Morrish Building and Giddings Mall. The harmanz were ready for us.
For more than two weeks we have tried to zmazh their safehouses and eat their brainz. But many venerable survivor groups have gathered in the area, and they are holding us at bay with their well organized defense.
During sway-time between our attacks on Morrish and Giddings, we decide to take a break from the BB2, fire up the 'ole Steamroller of Death, and lurch westward.
Our buzzsaw of teeth and claws rips across Peppardville and Pimbank, until we enter Ridleybank to make a cranial withdrawal at the Blackmore Building. Their bra!nz were bland however....with a hint of wuss.
Strange sounds from the NW attract us to Ketchelbank, where we discover that the zookeepers have been hoarding their bra!nz to themselves. After some not so gentle persuasion, we convince them to share. The Steamroller of Death crushes all....
Total January Kills: 189
Total January Ruins: 64
[edit] Undeadite Group Portrait
By surfincow
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