Unholy Unity

Unholy Unity Abbreviation: UU, or W Group Numbers: 2. We're a unity. Duh. Leadership: Aruhito and Harduk equally lead the group. Goals: Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton. Recruitment Policy: Private group. Applications might be opened to pairs... eventually. Contact: Talk:Unholy Unity, or Aruhito's SatPhone: 892-7222 What is Unholy Unity? Unholy Unity is Unholy Trinity sans The Shopaholic (Cataleya), put simply. A bloodlusting mute woman who uses a speech-generating device (Aruhito,) and her partner, a medic turned go-go dancer, turned assassin (Harduk) roam Malton in search for their fallen comrade, a sassy shopaholic (Cataleya.) Even in her absence, however, the two decide that the show must go on... and more blood should be shed. OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY! It's nothing against you, we promise! It's just a game, don't take it personally if either of us kills you. We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts. Actually, scratch that. We don't care who you are, we'll just kill you because we can. Of course, there's a possibility that you could just be an asshat. In that case, you totally deserve it. If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which... Killboard Kill count: 11 as of 17:31, 16 May 2014 (UTC) Dates 10 kills: 2014.05.17 Debut at Calvert Mall # Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation 11 2014.05.17 Harris Pillton none Harduk Calvert Mall hey, i'm sorry! it's not like it costed you an arm and a leg! 10 2014.05.17 your little sister Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia Aruhito Calvert Mall penultimate hit, yes, i know i was a bad person. i can only right a wrong with another wrong. 9 2014.05.17 PressX none Harduk Calvert Mall hey bro, i think your controller's broked. 8 2014.05.12 Zenebatos The Dead Aruhito Calvert Mall penultimate hit, i'm not a doctor, but i have enough experience to know how to 'fix' you. 7 2014.05.13 Hagen von Gibichung none Harduk Calvert Mall i can give you the secret to whiter, fairer skin. 6 2014.05.12 PressX none Aruhito Calvert Mall penultimate hit, i think this controller's broke, and so are you! 5 2014.05.12 Tony Rygel none Harduk Calvert Mall you can't hide, not from me. shining star, like a little diamond. 4 2014.05.12 wildbeast12 10 Minutes from Hell Aruhito Calvert Mall penultimate hit, we're much closer to hell than you think, don't delay your death. 3 2014.05.12 Viprin -ETK- Harduk Calvert Mall hey you, you with the face, challenge accepted. A Little Teaser? # Date Victim Group Killer Location Documentation 2 2014.05.08 nolimitz4me Blood Banditz Aruhito Calvert Mall penultimate hit, what your mind can conceive, your body can achieve. 1 2014.05.04 Tommy Crowbar The Fortress Harduk Coy Cinema refuelling the genny, what even happened to function over form?, what use is gold if you're going to die too?