| Unholy Unity
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| Abbreviation:
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UU, or W
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| Group Numbers:
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2. We're a unity. Duh.
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| Leadership:
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Aruhito and Harduk equally lead the group.
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| Goals:
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Sight-seeing, and crashing into every firing range in Malton.
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| Recruitment Policy:
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Private group. Applications might be opened to pairs... eventually.
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| Contact:
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Talk:Unholy Unity, or Aruhito's SatPhone: 892-7222
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What is Unholy Unity?
Unholy Unity is Unholy Trinity sans The Shopaholic (Cataleya), put simply.
A bloodlusting mute woman who uses a speech-generating device (Aruhito,) and her partner, a medic turned go-go dancer, turned assassin (Harduk) roam Malton in search for their fallen comrade, a sassy shopaholic (Cataleya.) Even in her absence, however, the two decide that the show must go on... and more blood should be shed.
Why make spin-off group just because one member is missing?
Alright, saying that we're Unholy Trinity minus one member is true as of now, but unlike Unholy Trinity, Unholy Unity may be open to recruitment provided that there is interest in the project. We would prefer for you to bring a PKing buddy for you to "pair" with during strikes. Zergers need not apply. We're not kidding, we would kill you if we found out that you are zerging. Cheaters aren't winners.
The more, the merrier, as they say!
OMGWTFBBQ YOU KILLED ME! I'M SO ANGRY!
It's nothing against you, we promise! It's just a game, don't take it personally if either of us kills you.
We usually just kill anyone who pushed us in the queue to the checkout counter in the grocery store, people who turn their music up way too loudly, policemen who just sit around and eat donuts. Actually, scratch that. We don't care who you are, we'll just kill you because we can.
Of course, there's a possibility that you could just be an asshat. In that case, you totally deserve it.
If you feel particularly upset about getting killed, feel free to leave a message in the talk page. Speaking of which...
Killboard
Kill count: 18 as of 07:19, 23 May 2014 (UTC)
Dates
25 kills: ???
10 kills: 2014.05.17
The Mall Tour: Bale Mall
Debut:Calvert Mall
| # |
Date |
Victim |
Group |
Killer |
Location |
Documentation
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| 14 |
2014.05.18 |
Vladimir Kosenko |
Communist Party of Malton |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, i know what you're talking about, but i'm just giving you practical advice.
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| 13 |
2014.05.18 |
fenianpunk |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
what are you looking at? i'm just doing my job!
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| 12 |
2014.05.18 |
Thomas T Burns |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
moshi moshi, grim reaper desu.
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| 11 |
2014.05.17 |
Harris Pillton |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
hey, i'm sorry! it's not like it costed you an arm and a leg!
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| 10 |
2014.05.17 |
your little sister |
Suburban Ed's Peasant Militia |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, yes, i know i was a bad person. i can only right a wrong with another wrong.
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| 9 |
2014.05.17 |
PressX |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
hey bro, i think your controller's broked.
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| 8 |
2014.05.12 |
Zenebatos |
The Dead |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, i'm not a doctor, but i have enough experience to know how to 'fix' you.
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| 7 |
2014.05.13 |
Hagen von Gibichung |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
i can give you the secret to whiter, fairer skin.
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| 6 |
2014.05.12 |
PressX |
none |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, i think this controller's broke, and so are you!
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| 5 |
2014.05.12 |
Tony Rygel |
none |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
you can't hide, not from me. shining star, like a little diamond.
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| 4 |
2014.05.12 |
wildbeast12 |
10 Minutes from Hell |
Aruhito |
Calvert Mall |
penultimate hit, we're much closer to hell than you think, don't delay your death.
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| 3 |
2014.05.12 |
Viprin |
-ETK- |
Harduk |
Calvert Mall |
hey you, you with the face, challenge accepted.
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A Little Teaser?
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