User:Aaarrgh

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Aaarrgh is a dedicated zombie character, and a member of the Feral Undead.

Character History

William Roland was a technomancer who, once upon a time, worked for NecroTech in their research and development division. He was out of town during the initial outbreak, but died the second go around cause he wasn't that good at his job. Once he came back from the dead, he discovered that NT only really cared about you if you were alive. Viewing this as a form of discrimination against the recently deceased, Will decided to go his own way. A chihuahua rechristened him as Aaarrgh, and for the most part, he hasn't looked back on his life since.

During his early rise to power in Malton, Aaarrgh experienced the usual new-to-this-whole-being-dead-thing dilemma. He retaliated against the universe by assaulting everything he came across: Barricades, survivors, even fellow zombahz. Eventually he learned of the success of Mall Tour '06, and decided that since all the malls were wrecked, a pub crawl was the way to go. In his resulting drunken stupor, he wound up joining the Drunken Dead horde, only to find that he always missed all the good stuff.

In early 2008, Aaarrgh defected from the Drunken Dead and faked his own death, which still has many third-party spectators scratching their heads. In keeping with the traditions he remembered from life, he decided to take a nap in a hole in the ground. This turned out to be somebody's empty grave, and the carrion beetles combined with the number of headshots he'd taken during the past two years led to the onset of Brain Rot, and then later Flesh Rot.

A year after his defection, Aaarrgh reawakened in the cemetery where he died, thanks largely in part to remnants of his old technomancer powers and a cosmic joke comprised of the babbling language of dead things. He discovered that his living persona was picking up no less than five different radio frequencies, and went insane for a few days until he remembered why he was hearing voices in his rotten head. Using his newfound powers to his advantage, Aaargh set off to the southeast. He eventually discovered Fort Feral, and ultimately wound up joining the Feral Undead.

Since his entrance into FU, Aaarrgh has participated in the latest reclamation of the fort from survivor hands.

Aaarrgh makes his home at Fort Feral, and is currently in the fort's exercise yard to help young zeds harvest some experience before taking on the city.

Timeline

November 11 2006 - William Roland dies during the second wave of the outbreak. He returns to life as a zombie the next day and promptly eats his next-door neighbor's chihuahua. With its last breath, the dog rechristens William as "Aaarrgh."

November 20 2006 - Aaarrgh hears of the success of Mall Tour '06. He immediately sets out to eat the town, but discovers that he can't really do that much.

March 07 - After several months preying on his own kind, Aaarrgh finally eats his first full-sized human person. Tasty! He also discovers remnants of his latent Resonance, and begins picking up radio transmissions. They drive him insane and he emulates Ozzy by attempting to bite the head off of a pigeon, stopping only when reminded that it was a bat originally. He then ate the person that reminded him, because hey, when ya gotta eat, ya gotta eat.

September 07 - Mall Tour '07 passes right by, leaving Aaarrgh to his own devices. He happens across an abandoned building and becomes alive long enough to retune his living persona. He then decides that unlife is way more fun, and jumps out of a very tall building.

October 07 - Aaarrgh's body finally finishes putting itself back together. He reminds himself to jump from a lower floor next time, and continues on his way.

December 08 - Aaarrgh is successfully on his way to becoming a standalone superpower within Malton, though his reign of terror is entirely at random. He also joins the Drunken Dead as a lone-wolf agent, though this is mostly because he just wants to belong to something.

April 08 - Due to lack of interaction with the horde, Aaarrgh defects and fakes his own death. He enters a year-long hibernation, during which time his brain and body begin to decompose. This is most likely because he decided to sleep in somebody's empty grave.

May 09 - Aaarrgh returns from the dead, having discovered himself to be actually dead, and again becomes one of the undead. He resumes his crawl through the city, intent on joining the Feral Undead. Simultaneously, he develops Brain Rot and Flesh Rot almost overnight, a consequence of spending so much time being actually dead. He also receives word of the success of Mall Tour '09, and flies into a rage at having been unable to participate a third time in a row. A litter of puppies die of fright as a result, and two high-school students returned home without their legs.

June 09 - Aaarrgh finally arrives at Fort Feral, carrying an armful of booze and a sackful of dead cheerleaders. He begins to participate in random drunken raids and attacks on people that didn't expect to be attacked. He also participated in the latest Reclamation of Fort Feral.

Early July 09 - Aaarrgh encounters a small band of survivors in Miltown, besieged by a mob of zeds. Over the next few days, he plays a key role in the demolition of several key buildings and observes the eating of many tasty brains by the younger zeds he encounters.

July 30, 2009 - Satisfied with how his vacation turned out, Aaarrgh starts heading home.

July 31, 2009 - Aaarrgh returns home to discover the fort in the grasp of a group of humans. He breaks in anyway, and begins a game of hide-and-seek with the humans.

Things of Interest

Aaarrgh is currently cooperating with several human alliances in the hunt for reported PKers, though as a whole he's left his own days of being alive behind him. Also, the humans should probably be told.

After his death, Aaarrgh's living persona shifted from a Hunter-class Covenant warrior in obsidian-hematite armor to that of a ghoul in pimp gear. His complex forms, however, have since dissolved.

Despite retaining (or remembering) a mammoth vocabulary, Aaarrgh mostly speaks in growls. He has become proficient in Zamgrh, but rarely uses it, feeling that a menacing growl is usually more effective in communicating his intent.

Aaarrgh is somewhat proficient in American sign language, and practices in front of a mirror whenever he can find one that isn't broken.

Aaarrgh hates cheerleaders, citing them to be the purest of all evils.

Aaarrgh's official theme song is "Zombie Flood" by Neural Implosion.