Good evening,
I was an axe-murderer before the outbreak, hunting demons from my cabin in the swamp. The whispers of the fallen are my muse, speaking to me through the serpents and the owls. These days I continue my trade as a professional outdoorsman, perhaps even a bit of a philanthropist. I'm also quite mad.
If I have hewn you asunder or brought harm to your estate, I offer my sincerest apologies. I am merely weeding out inferior forms of humanity. I'm afraid that your feeble resistance only confirms my convictions. The world is moving on without you. We intend to kill every last one of you and destroy all of creation, violently and without remorse. No hard feelings, of course, it is simply our calling.
Ammunition is running out, needles are being squandered, fuel is depleting and buildings are falling into ruin. Your streets remain tainted with the blood of the fallen and you barricade yourselves inside of early graves. You turn on one another, fighting over possessions, property and status. In your attempts to maintain law and order, you invite only chaos and destruction. In the end, it will be your own stubborn ignorance that destroys you.
Immortality, it is our gift. Embrace natural selection and join us on our journey back to the primitive. Only the dead have seen the end of Gore Corps!
*pulls a plastic monkey mask over his face*
Nothing in the cry
of Cicadas suggests they
are about to die.
- Basho
Sacrifice to the Chilean Blob: http://iamscott.net/126505265961.html
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Voluntary Offerings
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| Thanks to Mits, I was offered up to the Chilean Blob.
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| Body Count:
1. Deletion
2. danpachi
3. Mike Madman Calwert
4. Zlatows
5. Mortie 1
6. booze hound
7. Adolph Von Hitler
8. el Doc Juarez
9. M15
10. SittingBull
11. Poooooooo
12. OneWhoLaughs
13. Zormzee
14. docgooden
15. justlink123
16. Betty Bukkake
17. wolface
18. Bantilan
19. Steegle
20. Luca Shoal
21. brain brian
22. Juuso16
23. Plutolaughs
24. Penny Peroni
25. Dash Jones
26. Eileen Leith
27. orkimusprime
28. Lance N 3rd
29. BlueKitten
30. Litheen
31. Silva J
33. Yatezy
34. Robkiller55
35. WLightning
36. RickJamesBitchs
37. Invisible Pedestrian
38. Steve Tyler
39. DiosBratt
40. Elias Howel
41. Wutz E Tonu
42. Yo Dude Ya Hear
43. Nooodles
44. Azraelknight
45. robert eid
46. yarmouth
47. Andrew Barlow
48. Sonja Red
49. Mr Hatchet
50. zombieki11er01
51. sleepman
52. fbi86
53. Dr Hidge
54. mirre350
55. DJ Talent
56. Ironhyde
57. seannyc
58. Jay Hyena
59. Robert N. Marley
60. Officer Doug
61. Chickerific
62. Good Man the Dan
63. Colam
64. Cheeseman Muncher
65. JamieSheridan
66. Stephanie Thorn
67. Henry Henryson
68. Puffy Puff Puff
69. RoyKirk
70. Harry Mann
71. fireman22
72. True Namajnin
73. Robert D Neville
74. Biogesic
75. RHO258
76. Axe H4x
77. Steak Chipotle
78. Tanis half elf
79. Old Dirty Bastard
80. Msizi
81. Captain Entropy
82. Klein MD
the Reverand Cyanide Warning/ Execution
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