User:Darkpigion/Craig
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This is Craig. He is User:Darkpigion's pet and co-ruler of the universe!
Craig is a 217 year old lobster who has lead a veried life. 201 years ago, Craig left school with no qualifications and so he joined a group of touring monkey musisions called "The Trafic Cones". They taught him how to play the banjo and after a while, he managed to nail the position as lead banjo player. The lead singer, José Jahulio, noticed that Craig was a mentaly deranged evil genius and kicked him out of the band. Craig left the Cones vowing that he would have his revenge on each and everyone of them. Although this was 195 years ago and he has yet to kill any of them. (although theoreticly they are all dead now so Craig wins!) Darkpigion found Craig under a rock in Miltown, and there they made a pact to join forces and then take over the world! (yet again, this still hasnt been acomplished) |
