Yes, everybody dies. File:Rawk.gif
Like totally.
Are you lonely? Did I embarassed you in front of the class with my guns and knives?
It's okay, it was innevitable. This is the Apocalypse, you know. I've been playin' DOOM for 16 fuckin' years waitin' for this shit to go down. I knew it. I told you, you motherfuckers! I'm fuckin' hardcore! I been geared up and ready for this shit since 1999. I've got a trenchcoat full of katanas, Mossberg Pumps up the yin-yang, janglin' like a wind chime, my Desert Eagle's plated gold, like some King Tut shit! I even stole a battletank from Fort Creedy and stocked it full of bazookas, cigarettes and hot pockets! Best check yo'self, cause I'm 'bout to go 9/11 on that ass! (not in a gay way).
Think you got what it takes to hang with the Columbine Kids? Or you just wanna talk shit? Bring your dad's guns and let's do this, Brutus! MOAR AMMO!!
Merits and Ribbons:
Awarded for honorable DEM service:
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Listed on the Trenchcoater Wall of Shame.
"The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death." - Miyamoto Musashi
Translated: "Fuck it." - Edward K.
| Body Count:
Rampant Rodney
The Huntress
Max Chopper
cool nYou
remembermylast
Alex Orosco
Pat Smear
Phillip Jablonski
Dr Yep
Firebug Malone
txgp17
John the pimp
Firemen blaze
Wraywolf
Paddy Dignam
Duggles Thumbiscuit
Paddy Dignam (2nd Time)
Vermin HvP
Dr Science420
A Rolling Stone
Ashate
Nakaz
pntballpunk
BloodySteve
Giant Angry Squid
Kal YoshiKa
Ettin
layce
literalkaiser
Stewie P
Ron of the Dead
Stringo
segadordracon
Helix666
rukasu15
NaughtyTreeBob
putera fz
nonarne6
Sgt Honda
Captain Spock
Scheduled Outage
Dhavid Grohl
Baz Baziah
Nightforge
Colam
Papa Nixon
Rage McRoiduser
Nightforge
E B Farnum
Louise Blackholler
Lone Gray WoLf
Dastardly McBastard
Knife Man1
Trench Coated
Jack Reyner
matador
Tofffey
lisarose
Jack Skyes
Herb Dangerous
II Duce
Carrie Lone
II Duce (2nd Time)
Kilt Store Owner
William Kane
The Unknown Warrior
Wasabeee
DocClarkSavage
mrkatt2
Rocco McKlusky
Pwner o god
Phat Beats
Kasahara
DDRJake
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