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HK-50 Model Protocol Droid 'Memory Core Databank'
Memory Core Archives
1. Accessing: Oldest Logged Action: ...HK-50 reactivated. Recitation: Location: Unknown. Time: Unknown. Cause of Accident: Unknown. Diagnosis: Central Control Cluster: Online. Memory Core: Online. Vocabulator: Online. Motivator: Online. Combat Protocols: 12.5% Mobility Protocols: 25% Labor Protocols: Offline Sensor Protocols: 33% Communication Protocols: 30% Organic Diagnostic Protocols: Offline Memory Storage: 5% 2. Accessing: Next Logged Action: Statement: "Self-Maintenance Routines designate decaying organic as primary Combat Protocol Recalibration target." Statement: "Decaying organic: Terminated." Diagnosis: "Primary Systems: Online. Combat Protocols: 25% Mobility Protocols: 50% Labor Protocols: Offline Communication Protocols: 30% Organic Diagnostic Protocols: 100% Memory Storage: 7%" 3. Accessing: Next Logged Action: Tracking Routine Calibration Target: Imthatguy; Organic; Alledged Criminal; Location Confirmed. Statement: "Ah, there you are, Imthatguy. You were unusually easy to find, even for an organic. Clarification: I am recalibrating my tracking routines, and your name was randomly generated as a potential target. Goodbye." Tracking Routine Calibration: Recalibrating...20% 4. Accessing: Next Logged Action: Statement: "Organic, your face bothers me. I will therefore facilitate communications and terminate hostilities with you." Target: Living Organic: "emospycout" Terminated. ...Combat Routine Calibration adjusting... 5. Accessing: Next Logged Action: Statement: "Ah there you are, Blue Command Vic. Finding you was hampered only byyour brief, yet frequent episodes in death. An admirable habit for an Organic." Statement: "Calibrating Tracking Routines...Calibration Success." Return To HK-50 Main Terminal