| jasonjason
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| Joined:
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January 30, 2007
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| Character style:
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PKer
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| Favorite equipment:
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shotgun, pistol
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| Current status:
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running amok
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| Group:
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Mostly Harmless
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| Kills:
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159
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| Bounty:
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50 (KOS)
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PK Count
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| jasonjason has PKed 159 people.
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Fire is Pretty
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| This user thinks that fire is pretty.
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PKer
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| jasonjason is a PKer and is probably off killing some poor defenseless survivor.
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Bang!
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| jasonjason wants you to die.
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Death Count
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| jasonjason has died 90 times.
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Ban Stupidity
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| jasonjason does not tolerate stupid people unless they are funny.
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A FREE COOKIE
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| jasonjason has given himself a cookie for no good reason. He's just hungry.
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Hell
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| jasonjason is already in Hell.
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I am just like you -
with a cup of tea, a friend,
a corpse at my feet.
Who are you?
I am jasonjason, and I am a PKer, a poet, a radio spammer, and an egotistical pain in the ass. I write haikus for some of my victims, which you can see on my haiku page.
Why did you kill me?
I kill whoever I want to. I might have killed you because you said something dumb, or maybe because you said something funny. I might like you. You might remind me of someone I knew long ago, before we had all these zombies around, back when I was sane. If you think you're too boring to get my attention, then I might have killed you for boring me.
Is your kill count accurate?
Yes. I keep evidence of all my kills, and that count is accurate.
Who the hell keeps reviving you?
Your friends.
No, seriously, who!???
Your friends. I get revived at revive points, just like everybody else. Sometimes people scan me and revive, sometimes they don't scan.
Do you think bounty hunters are silly?
Sometimes. I like the ones who know that they're just glorified PKers. I think the ones who think that killing PKers will increase survivor safety are silly. You kill me and dump me outside. I walk to the revive point, and one of your pals revives me. The net effect is that survivors waste at least 50 AP to kill me and then revive me, while I spent a few AP walking to the revive point. If you stopped killing and started reviving, you'd notice that you're sitting around wasting your AP and the AP of your fellow survivors, without actually accomplishing anything. You sit in safe areas complaining, but in truth, you refuse to leave your comfort zone. There are zombies right around the corner, and your neighbors are fighting for their lives. You'd rather kill me than help out your neighbor.
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