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*by Murray Jay Suskind, COG<br> | *by Murray Jay Suskind, COG<br> | ||
'''The Fifth of November'''<br> | '''The Fifth of November'''<br> | ||
Now back in the old days, the harmanz planned on invading Ridleybank on the 5th of November, and it weren't no joke! Nope, instead of hiding in some library and declaring ultimate victory, they actually tried to take multiple buildings and "secure" Ridleybank. In fact, some | Now back in the old days, the harmanz planned on invading Ridleybank on the 5th of November, and it weren't no joke! Nope, instead of hiding in some library and declaring ultimate victory, they actually tried to take multiple buildings and "secure" Ridleybank. In fact, some whippersnapper tried to organize a [http://c4nt.proboards104.com/index.cgi?board=ridleybank&action=display&thread=753 charge] into Blackmore and actually got dozens of people to show up. Because back in the day the harmanz would actually work together instead of having dick measuring contests and proudly claiming to be the most trenchtastic!<br> | ||
So where was I? Oh, so there was a [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=3003 Halloween Costume Contest] going on at the time because there was a Costume shop in Tynte Mall in those days, and we gots the nicest costumes you ever saw. That and the lightweight brigade charged and charged and charged on the 5th of November, but they couldn't hold any important buildings in Ridleybank. The zombies simply ?rised again and again keeping the harmanz from vandalizing our homes with their evil barricades. A damn lot of us took on more than one harman and ?rised up to 10 times in one day (I was a lot more spry in those days)! However, after a while we got all spent and on the 6th the harmanz not realizing that they had already failed took Blackmore.<br> | So where was I? Oh, so there was a [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=3003 Halloween Costume Contest] going on at the time because there was a Costume shop in Tynte Mall in those days, and we gots the nicest costumes you ever saw. That and the lightweight brigade charged and charged and charged on the 5th of November, but they couldn't hold any important buildings in Ridleybank. The zombies simply ?rised again and again keeping the harmanz from vandalizing our homes with their evil barricades. A damn lot of us took on more than one harman and ?rised up to 10 times in one day (I was a lot more spry in those days)! However, after a while we got all spent and on the 6th the harmanz not realizing that they had already failed took Blackmore.<br> | ||
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Now, us RRF zombies started catching onto some more advanced tactics. We brought our biggest and most effective strike team back home for the 5th (unlike Blackmore I) and the GMT Breakfast Club cracked open Blackmore and got 10-20 zombies inside a day, with more and more following them in each day. Auxunit 10 and a small group of fanatical Maoist zombies called the Red Guards were chipping away at Nichols. And Group 0 (which is what DoHS was called in those days) and DoHS (which is what the Praetorian Guard was called in those days) were both at home, cracking into buildings all over Ridleybank on a daily basis.<br> | Now, us RRF zombies started catching onto some more advanced tactics. We brought our biggest and most effective strike team back home for the 5th (unlike Blackmore I) and the GMT Breakfast Club cracked open Blackmore and got 10-20 zombies inside a day, with more and more following them in each day. Auxunit 10 and a small group of fanatical Maoist zombies called the Red Guards were chipping away at Nichols. And Group 0 (which is what DoHS was called in those days) and DoHS (which is what the Praetorian Guard was called in those days) were both at home, cracking into buildings all over Ridleybank on a daily basis.<br> | ||
So there was a massive battle mounting for the next couple of weeks until the day before Barhahgiving, a massive breakthrough was made and [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=1245&start=450 both Blackmore and Nichols fell] to our | So there was a massive battle mounting for the next couple of weeks until the day before Barhahgiving, a massive breakthrough was made and [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=103&t=1245&start=450 both Blackmore and Nichols fell] to our mighty claws. Over Barhahgiving weekend we ate a bounteous feast and then numerous leftovers as we cleared out the 'bank. I think it was the prettiest feast these old, dead eyes have ever seen. It was something truly worth giving BARHAH! for. | ||
==Babah Tales== | ==Babah Tales== | ||
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To make things even worse, the taste resting on his tongue resembled that of a decomposed cat - not that he ever ate one, right? Right? He slowly passed by a shattered window and froze upon his reflection. His mouth and chin where covered in a dark, crusty flakes of what only could be dried blood.<br> | To make things even worse, the taste resting on his tongue resembled that of a decomposed cat - not that he ever ate one, right? Right? He slowly passed by a shattered window and froze upon his reflection. His mouth and chin where covered in a dark, crusty flakes of what only could be dried blood.<br> | ||
Hell no...<br> | Hell no...<br> | ||
His legs ceased to hold his weight, and he barely managed a landing on his hands, as his guts took a spin and he puked them out. No chance of denying it - he had been one of those undead creatures for quite some time, and | His legs ceased to hold his weight, and he barely managed a landing on his hands, as his guts took a spin and he puked them out. No chance of denying it - he had been one of those undead creatures for quite some time, and apparently had attacked other humans, eating their flesh. This thought stirred up another seizure, until he felt like choking on his own puke.<br> | ||
The humming sound of a bullet missing him only by two or three inches was followed by the typical crack of an assault rifle in the distance. He prepared himself for a second one - which undoubtedly would hit him - as he heard something heavy falling right behind him. The creature almost had managed to reach him. Whoever the shooter was, he for sure saved him from being eaten while vomiting onto the street.<br> | The humming sound of a bullet missing him only by two or three inches was followed by the typical crack of an assault rifle in the distance. He prepared himself for a second one - which undoubtedly would hit him - as he heard something heavy falling right behind him. The creature almost had managed to reach him. Whoever the shooter was, he for sure saved him from being eaten while vomiting onto the street.<br> | ||
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He arrived in front of the police station, banging against the door. Minutes later, he was close to give up, as he heard a voice inside:<br> | He arrived in front of the police station, banging against the door. Minutes later, he was close to give up, as he heard a voice inside:<br> | ||
"School's closed | "School's closed goddammit! Move your sorry ass away from here, or I'll put a neat little hole right between your eyes!"<br> | ||
Soon, a second voice answered.<br> | Soon, a second voice answered.<br> | ||
"Richard, let the man in. He's totally messed up, can't you see? Besides, we could use every help available. You know damn well that the zeds are gaining more and more ground these days."<br> | "Richard, let the man in. He's totally messed up, can't you see? Besides, we could use every help available. You know damn well that the zeds are gaining more and more ground these days."<br> | ||
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As the young man climbed the stairs, the now-alive zedling noticed a patch on his left shoulder reading "DEM". A few seconds later, the sound of a slamming door could be heard upstairs.<br> | As the young man climbed the stairs, the now-alive zedling noticed a patch on his left shoulder reading "DEM". A few seconds later, the sound of a slamming door could be heard upstairs.<br> | ||
"You have to excuse Richards | "You have to excuse Richards behavior. Unfortunately, we need all people we can get. By the way, I'm Martin. What's your name?"<br> | ||
"I... can't..."<br> | "I... can't..."<br> | ||
Finally, the revived zedlings body revolved. Whether struck by the trauma of actually having eaten humans alive, or by some | Finally, the revived zedlings body revolved. Whether struck by the trauma of actually having eaten humans alive, or by some revivification side effect, it didn't matter. The lights went off.<br> | ||
He woke up in a small, dark room. On a chair right next to the bed he was laying on, Martin sat looking at him.<br> | He woke up in a small, dark room. On a chair right next to the bed he was laying on, Martin sat looking at him.<br> |
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