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Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana ! | Malton unite against the crazed fellowship of the undead banana ! | ||
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This user confiscates bananaz<br>from naughty gangbangzambahz<br>and donates them to feed the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/City_Zoo Zoo] pets! | This user confiscates bananaz<br>from naughty gangbangzambahz<br>and donates them to feed the [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/City_Zoo Zoo] pets! | ||
[[Image:Banana_bear.jpg |Maltonian protester demonstrating disapproval against the cult of Barhah, the undead banana]]. | [[Image:Banana_bear.jpg |Maltonian protester demonstrating disapproval against the cult of Barhah, the undead banana]]. | ||
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Hello there ! Fire arms are somewhat poor here, they only work at pointblank range and I still wonder how... ...you could manage to miss a target that close with a shotgun! But we do have wonderful medical science in Malton! Amazing they did it: they revived deads with syringues! Thats Too bad : so few people know how to use available medicines ! Here are some pills for you : take them when you dont feel good, they wont keep you alive if you happen to jump from the top of a tower but you will always stay sane, even when the worst things happen to you Oh I almost forgot to tell you : there is also a band of demented people in Malton! They spend their time wrecking the city and eating anything like your neighbours brains by example. Not happy with that, they think I am deranged because I'm not following their brains diet and also they worship an undead banana called Barah or something. When I saw that, I laughed out loud and they called me heretic or Life cultist or something ! Haha so lets call me a Life Cultist ! : D |
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Oh My! so many ignorant people caught what they thought to be a mind altering disease lately ! |
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