I am Awesome.
You are inside the AZS HQ. The barricades are extremely heavily barricaded. There are over 20 survivors and 132 zombies inside. You recognize Eric and a zombie.
A zombie throws a joystick at you and laughs. You duck and notice the item fly out of the window.
Since your last turn:
• Eric kills 131 zombies. (12 hour and 28 minutes ago)
• A zombie laughs. (12 hour and 26 minutes ago)
• Lucky nukes the whole city of Malton. (12 hour and 25 minutes ago)
You are dead again. (12 hour and 24 minutes ago)
That was proof that I am awesome.
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Anti-zombie squad
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GKers Suck
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| This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.
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Paranoia
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| This user is paranoid.
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Calculus
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| love really hates calculus.
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Alt user
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| luckydogpsycho has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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Curse You Encumbrance!!!
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| This user carries around a lot of crap.
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OMG, Yet Another Headshot!
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| This user is amazed their zombie can still lurch after so many headshots.
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Hypnotoad
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| All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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GKers Suck
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| This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.
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Ninja
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| This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
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MOD CONSPIRACY
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| This user is against the mod conspiracy trying to permaban every user off of the wiki. This user has plenty of evidence of this!
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DEM Ally
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| Luckydogpsycho is an ally of the DEM
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The X-Files
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| This User believes that the truth is out there.
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Battleship Cannons Fire!
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| This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces.
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Republican
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| This user is a Republican.
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Trigger Happy
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| This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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PK Reporting
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| This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery.
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Supporter of No Tactics
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| I have no clue what I'm doing.
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Trenchcoater
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| This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.
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Pizza!
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| This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get.
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Pseudo Zombie
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| This user needs more sleep.
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... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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Scout
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| This user is a scout and is probably off locating zombie concentrations.
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WE WANT PIE!
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| This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death...
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Mmmm, cheese…
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| This user really, really likes cheese.
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Alien
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| This user is an alien.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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| This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
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| In his house at R'lyeh, this dead user waits dreaming.
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The Almighty Crowbar
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| Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar.
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Capitalism
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| This User or Group supports the ideals of Capitalism as well as its reintegration into Malton society.
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Pistol Ninja
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This user is a pistol ninja
He shall bring headshots to barhah!.
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Pyromaniac
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| luckydogpsycho is a pyro and proud of it.
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Democracy
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| Democracy gives this user a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
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Supporter of Patton Tactics
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| I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!
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Idiot
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| This user is a complete and utter moron.
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However,
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I'm Smarter
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| This user is smarter than you.
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And please remember to
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KEEP MALTON TIDY
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| Please use the receptacles provided.
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and
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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| Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic
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