User:MeesoSorry/sandbox

Recorded wisdom of the great Random One. When petitioned for her wisdom theses were the directive received by the members of 15A as spoken by Rando herself.

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"Have patience. Wait and ask again when the time is right."

"Bring me a sacrifice and you shall be rewarded."

"You've reached Rando, I am currently sowing the seeds of chaos across Malton. Please leave a message and I will call you back shortly. Have a random day."

"Make your way to those dens of sin, pubs and dance clubs, and slaughter those to revel in vice rather than in my name."

"Those who flood the streets of Malton with the drug administered by syringe must be stopped. Find them in their laboratories and put an end to their operations."

"Law and order is an abomination. Those who seek to enforce the "the law" in Malton must be shown the error of their ways. Seek out their stations and show them the power of chaos."

"Few things please me like the chaos of a blazing inferno. Some in Malton seek to control the uncontrollable. Enter those fire stations and be like a consuming flame."

"There are those who think that they can hide from me in the darkness. Bring light to their world and show them there is no escaping my will."

"With a knife my will shall be carried out. With its edge shed the blood of those who refuse to accept disorder as the ideal."

"Trees are so predictable. They grow, the are still and constant...I hate constant. There are many in Malton who are like trees. I command you to be like a lumberjack and take a mighty ax to those who stand stagnant."

"Sports...Sports are fine, their rules are not. To subvert the restrictive rules of these...games...I command you to use their equipment in ways they were not designed for...to take lives."

"Ah, alcohol...One of the most effective instigators of Chaos. Take bottles of my most beloved liquid and force ably introduce it to the head of the heathens."

"Have I mentioned I love fire? And what could make a fire better but the smell of burning gasoline and human flesh. Make it so!"

"There are those who appreciate the comfort and consistancy a holy life can provide...and there are those who like to tear it down. Shed you mortal coil, force your way into these houses of worship and leave ruin in your wake."

"Loitering is unforgivable. For the sake of chaos once must remain in constant movement. Those who are complacent enough to stand in the streets deserve to be shown the error of their ways and the danger of their decisions. Teach them to fear zombies enough to find shelter from their bite."

"One aspect of the dead that is dear to my heart is their infectious bite. Watching the chaos spread by those who bear such an infection warms the cockles of my thousand hearts. I wish for more of this feeling. Go out and spread this lovely disease."

"Do zombies kill other zombies? Can they? YES of course...do most zombies expect it? No. This confusion is a beautiful manifestation of my randomness. Go, teach the dead that they too must fear the dead."

"How do you confuse a club or bar full of the ignorant? Zombie Dance Party...Break in and as an offering to me bust out a funky dance number. Their confusion will be your praise."

"My randomness does not always manifest as destruction and death. Show that you are truly random by repairing and barricading buildings throughout the city to appropriate levels. Show that my will may be kind as often as it may be cruel."

"All things in seasons. The season for tearing down has come to an end and now begins the rebuilding. Gather your resources and bring those locations where you and others may gather resources back to life. Bullets, Bandages, Fuel and Needles shall flow."

"I have heard tales of a man who traveled the land planting apple trees and I was pleased with the absurdity...while the ground of Malton is barren, its people are not. Gather medical supplies and travel the city treating those who need it. You shall be my Johnny FAK'lseed."

"There are those who sway in the streets unable to help themselves. I have decided to be generous and send you to them as my emissary. Gather the chemicals required to bring them back to life and do so judiciously. The dead shall once again live and praise the name of Rando."

"Your attire no longer pleases me and I demand change. You are allowed to keep one piece of clothing of your choosing but the rest of your rags must be shed in favor of the new. Do not approach me again until you can show me that you now don the freshest duds in Malton."

"I fear the mechanical demons are once again setting their sights on Malton. Their programming is a contradiction to my random nature and as such they must be destroyed. Kill as many of the power producing reprobates and their noisy compatriots posing as harmless radios and transmitters as possible to relieve my concern."

"Randomness inherently involves minute differences and details and in the pursuit of the importance of such I insist that you seek out those in Malton who do not have the self respect to utilize proper grammar. Point out their error to them and then issue the only punishment with any weight in this world...death."

"Chaos is neither inherently good nor evil. In order to express this concept I command you to find a citizen in need of revivification, assist them with their issue and then, in the timeliest fashion possible re-kill them. In this act will my duality be revealed."

"Despite the crassness of the name the C.R.A.P. tactics employed at times in Malton's history never failed to bring me joy. They caused wild and unpredictable swings and angry retorts from those who disapprove, which of course appealed to my chaotic nature. Go forth and take a C.R.A.P."

"Confusion, Chaos, Randomness, Insanity...all are worthwhile pursuits. Go forth and spread these things. Verbalize my nature to the masses. Sing my existence to the hordes. Warn them of dangers both real and imagined. Quote songs, poems, your own insane ramblings. Whatever you think may have the proper affect."

"Like many things art and design are subjective. That being said, the collective taste of Malton's interior designers is repulsive. The slate must be wiped clean. Destroy paintings, sculptures, or any other chachkies you might find strewn about the interiors of Malton."

"The buildings of Malton could use some redecoration. Find a bevy of decorations befitting my random nature and spread them throughout the interiors of Malton. Do not forget to leave a message on the walls that the decore was inspired by the one...the only...Rando."