User:Slift
Who is this dashing man?
Many people ask this question... many people are left answerless... The real Slift is a strange and enigmatic man, Co-leader of The stickling 300 he rules with a pistol in hand, a shotgun in the other... and about 10 more pistols in his jacket. He shoots fast and aims true, and swears when he misses. His skills at mocking the zombie horde are a mighty +100 and his skill with a sniper rifle (Strangely... missing from maltron) is mighty... perhaps this is a good thing for the shambling masses. His powerlevel is a claimed over 9000.
What does he do?
Tries to keep stickling and shearbank free of idiots, and seems to be an incessant target of shit because he tries to make the place good for all. Pathetic Bill is trying his last nerve however and Slift's trigger finger (Slift having not killed any PKers since a few days before the fall of stickling) is getting MIGHTY twitchy.
Zombie killing
Slift loves his pistols... almost to an unhealthy level, seriously... carrying 10 of the little guys. And he uses them to deadly effect... still Slift wants fire based weapons... or at least a chainsaw...
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Pistol Ninja |
| This user is a pistol ninja He shall bring headshots to barhah!. |
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Pyromaniac |
| Slift is a pyro and proud of it. |
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Mandalorian |
| User is an Atin Manda and proud of it. |
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Execution Count |
| Slift has filled 23 Pkers with lead! |
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Cyber virus? |
This user believes that the ability to ruin buildings is eventually going to kill Malton.
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