User:Speels

Speels ¤ A guy with needles ¤ A pain in the axe ¤ Mah zombie ¤ Talk Speels? Who? Well, one day Speels was off being a right fine fellow in /zom/ when the infamous Papa Moloch approached him, offering a dazzling gift of wondrous proportions: Undeath. In his quest for fame and greatness, he joined the death cultist group of the Ridleybank Resistance Front, The Gore Corps. During his stay in Malton he has shown up at many a siege and slain numerous survivors and zombies. There have been countless reported sightings of him streaking at various Necrotech facilities, but these claims are most likely biased and unverified. Killed? Got any complaints? Do not worry! I aim to please. If you do not like the way you were killed or would like to request a spot on my orange list, leave a comment on my talk page with your complaint/request and profile, and I will get back to you as soon as I can. I look forward to killing you soon! Ridleybank Resistance Front Gore Corps Speels is a proud member of the Ridleybank Resistance Front Gore Corps. Death Cultist If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Watch it, Bub This user has stabbed Bub to death whilst laughing like a maniac. Short-wave Radio Info Speels has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 26.62 MHz Transmitter coordinates: Everywhere