User:Squid Boy/Recon

Not much to put here yet... but my plan is to keep a log of my exploits with the MoB

Sometime last week

I decided to start - in JEST - a joking theme as I "pilot fish" the Militant Order of Barhah around Malton, that I'm chastising them for the similarities between faith in Barhah and Scientology.

So my first bit, which I don't have copies of, but I know is posted backstage at Barhah.com (SOMEONE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE?!?) talked about their tiered hierarchy (the 10k club) and how they exploit hapless ferals to do all of their dirty work.

I called BrainsEasethePain Tom Cruise, and Myodorus John Travolta.

It made me laugh, I hope it entertained them too!

# Recon Squid said "Calimari Calumny continues..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "Let us consider a moment, this Barhah of which you speak" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "I think perhaps it should be called Barhatology." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It's tiered - clearly those with 10k xp are on a different plane than their lowly brethren" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It reveres individuals over the collective..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "And it presses into service the weak minded ferals who never quite make the inner sanctum" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "You, my good sir BrainsEastThePain, are the new Tom Cruise. You Myodorus, John Travolta." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "See the light of HAHRAB! For only 899.99, you too can buy our materials on our website. Search google for Two Girls, one Cup for more information." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid killed a zombie. (yesterday)

September 3, 2008

The anti-Barhatology campaign continues...

You say "Ah, the true leader of Barhahtology. The L. Ron Hubbard of the rotted mind - the author of the tiered lies that favor the priviledge and exploit the meek."

You say "Flutter to the street, foul prophet! Spread no more your false redemption!"

You say "I shall now repair to the mall to await your rebuttal. "