User:Squid Boy/Recon

Yet another page to update! I could do this full time!

Sometime last week

I decided to start - in JEST - a theme as I "pilot fish" the Militant Order of Barhah around Malton, that I'm chastising them for the similarities between faith in Barhah and Scientology.

# Recon Squid said "Calimari Calumny continues..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "Let us consider a moment, this Barhah of which you speak" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "I think perhaps it should be called Barhatology." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It's tiered - clearly those with 10k xp are on a different plane than their lowly brethren" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It reveres individuals over the collective..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "And it presses into service the weak minded ferals who never quite make the inner sanctum" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "You, my good sir BrainsEastThePain, are the new Tom Cruise. You Myodorus, John Travolta." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "See the light of HAHRAB! For only 899.99, you too can buy our materials on our website. Search google for Two Girls, one Cup for more information." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid killed a zombie. (yesterday)

- thanks Rev!!!

September 3, 2008

The anti-Barhatology campaign continues...

# Recon Squid said "Ah, the true leader of Barhahtology. The L. Ron Hubbard of the rotted mind - the author of the tiered lies that favor the priviledge and exploit the meek."
# Recon Squid said "Flutter to the street, foul prophet! Spread no more your false redemption!"
# Recon Squid said "I shall now repair to the mall to await your rebuttal. "

September 5, 2008

Preaching in zombie form. Kudos to MoB for craking Pole Mall. If only I'd been on the East Coast as usual today! I'd have been there live! Instead, I woke up as stale calimari rings rotting next to the dumpsters out behind the food court. Alas Squidalon!

All there was to do was rise and attack as a zombie. Nice to see you Jay Gnaw - you were my first "head butt" kill! You'll also have to forgive my terrible zombish here..

# Recon Squid said "Nahz ahn MAHB! Nahz!"
# Recon Squid said "Nah mah barhahahahgah!! Rahz! Rahz!"

Does that second line sound anything like, "No more Barhahtology! Lies! Lies!"? Well now you know in any case. See you once some kind soul sticks me...

September 6, 2008

Got revived by some nice fellow named Hugo something. Thanks bud! Headed over to the mall, and did more shooting than talking, as they MoB has got the place under siege, and I feel like I need to shift into helpful survivor mode and less comedian mode. I did say:

# Recon Squid said "Adios Idolators! Enjoy riding on your fancy MoB yacht and living in your Barhatology castle!!"

Hee hee! Oh, and my apologies to bisfan and Candy Rotten!