User:Squid Boy/Recon

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Yet another page to update! I could do this full time!

Sometime last week

I decided to start - in JEST - a theme as I "pilot fish" the Militant Order of Barhah around Malton, that I'm chastising them for the similarities between faith in Barhah and Scientology.


# Recon Squid said "Calimari Calumny continues..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "Let us consider a moment, this Barhah of which you speak" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "I think perhaps it should be called Barhatology." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It's tiered - clearly those with 10k xp are on a different plane than their lowly brethren" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "It reveres individuals over the collective..." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "And it presses into service the weak minded ferals who never quite make the inner sanctum" (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "You, my good sir BrainsEastThePain, are the new Tom Cruise. You Myodorus, John Travolta." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid said "See the light of HAHRAB! For only 899.99, you too can buy our materials on our website. Search google for Two Girls, one Cup for more information." (yesterday)
# Recon Squid killed a zombie. (yesterday)

- thanks Rev!!!

September 3, 2008

The anti-Barhatology campaign continues...

# Recon Squid said "Ah, the true leader of Barhahtology. The L. Ron Hubbard of the rotted mind - the author of the tiered lies that favor the priviledge and exploit the meek."
# Recon Squid said "Flutter to the street, foul prophet! Spread no more your false redemption!"
# Recon Squid said "I shall now repair to the mall to await your rebuttal. "