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This is my Sandbox. I play around here You can comment in its discussion.
This is my Sandbox. I play around here You can comment in its discussion.


[[User:William Told/Sandbox/MO|Malton Observer Sandbox]]
==[[User:William Told/Sandbox/MO|Malton Observer Sandbox]]==
==Radio Free Trenchy==
You're not allowed to post there.
(inspired by Trenchipendence Day)
Too long have our trenchy brethren been oppressed by their own stupidity: Let us rise up and free them from the millstone that is their ignorance!


===¿Cómo?===
==Religion in Malton==
Great question. The actions of several incredibly attractive survivors on [[Trenchipendence Day]] showed us all that many survivors are willing to fight ignorance at its heart. Many have seen the true depth of the ignorance of the common [[trenchcoater]], and such massive fail causes most to recoil in horror. But there is still hope: Music.
There are many different religious beliefs in Malton, and this reporter went deep undercover to sift through the layers of religious dogma to provide our readers with an unbiased account of religion in Malton so that they might make an informed decision on which collection of crazy stories to believe.  


===¿Lol Wut?===
*'''Church of Kevan''' - These nutjobs think that Malton is some sort of universe unto itself and was created by some guy named Kevan. Sounds like a load of bull to me.
Years ago, a madman invented a box that can transmit information along different frequencies at the speed of light! This information could then be interpreted by another box and emitted as sound!! [[Radio Transmitter|This machine]] can be used by survivors to communicate across vast distances!!! These strange devices are powered by [[Portable Generators|contraptions]] that run on the [[Fuel|remains of long-dead animals]] and can be set up in any building!!1!!11!
*'''Christianity''' - Believe some Jewish dude died and came back to life, which is complete and utter nonsense. Has anyone in Malton ever died and come back to life? No. End of story.
 
:*'''Protestantism''' - A branch of Christianity whose dogma is based around sexual repression and disliking foreigners.
Utilizing these resources, [[Radio Operation|trained survivors]] can join our pirate radio campaign and broadcast messages to the trenchy masses.
:*'''Catholicism''' - Bunch of bloody drunks. There's a reason people burn Catholic effigies on Guy Fawkes Day... something about traitorous gunpowder or some such nonsense.
 
*'''Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile''' - These guys find stuffed crocodiles and sit around worshiping them. To their credit, they can prove that stuffed crocodiles exist. To their discredit, Pluto isn't a crocodile.
===Messages?===
*'''Judaism''' - No one knows what the hell Jews believe these days. Not even Jews do, and they should be ashamed of themselves for forgetting their rich religious heritage. At least, that's what their mother told me last week when I asked her. She also told me to ask them why they never call.
Yes, we will broadcast messages designed to fight against the ignorance that is constantly displayed throughout Malton. We encourage creativity in these broadcasts, but they should all encourage trenchies to free themselves from themselves, be it through sarcasm, satirical witticisms, insults, or constructive criticism. All broadcasts should end with a [http://tinyurl.com/ tinyurl] that leads to some bitchin' tunes, as any respectable pirate radio broadcast needs tunes of bitchin' quality.
*'''The Imperial Creed''' - They believe they were sent by some God-Emperor. You know who else believed in a God-Emperor? Romans. And you know what their emperors did? In certain cases, they fucked donkeys. Ipso facto, the Imperium's God-Emperor fucks donkeys.
Here is a sample broadcast:
*'''Buddhism''' - I don't like their statues. Fat guys shouldn't be that happy. They should be burying their shame under another bag of Cheetos.
* "This is Radio Free Trenchy with a message"
*'''Sons of Pluto''' - Finally, someone with the good sense to worship a silicate body flying through space at the edge of the solar system. These guys have got heads on their shoulders.
* "for the denizens of Ft. Creedy:"
*'''Paganism''' - They worship personifications of nature representing cultural values completely alien to humans in the modern West. I don't see how you can phrase that in any way that would make it seem absolutely ridiculous. Besides, with Ron Burgundy gone shouting Odin's name as you rush into battle is ''so'' 2007.
* "Shooting zombies outside accomplishes nothing!"
*'''Zombie Religions''' - How the hell should I know what the rotting bastards believe? You can barely understand the buggers. When do I get paid?
* "You spend 40+ AP finding ammo and shooting them."
'''The Winner''' - Sons of Pluto, duh. Who wants to worship some homeless Mexican named Jesús?
* "They can just stand back up for 1-6 AP!"
* "That's Ap you could spend not acting like an idiot."
* "Contrary to popular belief, Malton is big"
* "Step outside the forts and explore it."
* "This has been Radio Free Trenchy,"
* "cleansing Malton of trenchcoats since X/X/0X"
* "Up next is B.B. King with Blues Boys Tune"
* "http://tinyurl.com/6ehwbh"
 
Messages should not be exactly like this, but they all need three things:
* "This is Radio Free Trenchy"
* "(message regarding trenchy habits to avoid, tailored to the broadcaster's preference)"
* "Up next: (bitchin' tunes with tinyurl)"
 
===[[Radio|Frequencies]]===
This is a pirate radio station, so we will not have a dedicated frequency. Instead, we will commandeer a variety of frequencies set aside for trenchy breeding grounds:
* Mall Frequencies
* Fort Frequencies
* Trenchy Group Frequencies
 
===Bitchin' Tunes===
Bitchin' tunes are a must. Any broadcasts lacking tunes that are suitably bitchin' will be disavowed by RFT.
 
===Join the Cause===
Because trenchcoaters are really annoying:

Latest revision as of 05:32, 19 January 2009

¿Qué?

This is my Sandbox. I play around here You can comment in its discussion.

Malton Observer Sandbox

You're not allowed to post there.

Religion in Malton

There are many different religious beliefs in Malton, and this reporter went deep undercover to sift through the layers of religious dogma to provide our readers with an unbiased account of religion in Malton so that they might make an informed decision on which collection of crazy stories to believe.

  • Church of Kevan - These nutjobs think that Malton is some sort of universe unto itself and was created by some guy named Kevan. Sounds like a load of bull to me.
  • Christianity - Believe some Jewish dude died and came back to life, which is complete and utter nonsense. Has anyone in Malton ever died and come back to life? No. End of story.
  • Protestantism - A branch of Christianity whose dogma is based around sexual repression and disliking foreigners.
  • Catholicism - Bunch of bloody drunks. There's a reason people burn Catholic effigies on Guy Fawkes Day... something about traitorous gunpowder or some such nonsense.
  • Cult of the Stuffed Crocodile - These guys find stuffed crocodiles and sit around worshiping them. To their credit, they can prove that stuffed crocodiles exist. To their discredit, Pluto isn't a crocodile.
  • Judaism - No one knows what the hell Jews believe these days. Not even Jews do, and they should be ashamed of themselves for forgetting their rich religious heritage. At least, that's what their mother told me last week when I asked her. She also told me to ask them why they never call.
  • The Imperial Creed - They believe they were sent by some God-Emperor. You know who else believed in a God-Emperor? Romans. And you know what their emperors did? In certain cases, they fucked donkeys. Ipso facto, the Imperium's God-Emperor fucks donkeys.
  • Buddhism - I don't like their statues. Fat guys shouldn't be that happy. They should be burying their shame under another bag of Cheetos.
  • Sons of Pluto - Finally, someone with the good sense to worship a silicate body flying through space at the edge of the solar system. These guys have got heads on their shoulders.
  • Paganism - They worship personifications of nature representing cultural values completely alien to humans in the modern West. I don't see how you can phrase that in any way that would make it seem absolutely ridiculous. Besides, with Ron Burgundy gone shouting Odin's name as you rush into battle is so 2007.
  • Zombie Religions - How the hell should I know what the rotting bastards believe? You can barely understand the buggers. When do I get paid?

The Winner - Sons of Pluto, duh. Who wants to worship some homeless Mexican named Jesús?

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