User:William Told/Sandbox

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Radio Free Trenchy

(inspired by Trenchipendence Day) Too long have our trenchy brethren been oppressed by their own stupidity: Let us rise up and free them from the millstone that is their ignorance!

¿Cómo?

Great question. The actions of several incredibly attractive survivors on Trenchipendence Day showed us all that many survivors are willing to fight ignorance at its heart. Many have seen the true depth of the ignorance of the common trenchcoater, and such massive fail causes most to recoil in horror. But there is still hope: Music.

¿Lol Wut?

Years ago, a madman invented a box that can transmit information along different frequencies at the speed of light! This information could then be interpreted by another box and emitted as sound!! This machine can be used by survivors to communicate across vast distances!!! These strange devices are powered by contraptions that run on the remains of long-dead animals and can be set up in any building!!1!!11!

Utilizing these resources, trained survivors can join our pirate radio campaign and broadcast messages to the trenchy masses.

Messages?

Yes, we will broadcast messages designed to fight against the ignorance that is constantly displayed throughout Malton. We encourage creativity in these broadcasts, but they should all encourage trenchies to free themselves from themselves, be it through sarcasm, satirical witticisms, insults, or constructive criticism. All broadcasts should end with a [[1]] that leads to some bitchin' tunes, as any respectable pirate radio broadcast should. Here is a sample broadcast:

• "This is Radio Free Trenchy with a message"
• "for the denizens of Ft. Creedy:"
• "Shooting zombies outside accomplishes nothing!"
• "Barricading every building to HB or above will"
• "prevent other survivors from entering. The more"
• "survivors inside, the better your chance @ living"
• "Someone saying So-and-so is a PKer/ZombieSpy/GKer"
• "right before s/he kills them doesn't make it so."
• "Seriously, stop shooting zombies outside!!!"
• "::Mrh?:: does not mean ::OMG Shoot me plz!::"
• "It means ::I would like a revive, please.::"
• "Contrary to popular belief, Malton is big"
• "Step outside the forts and explore it."
• "This has been Radio Free Trenchy,"
• "cleansing Malton of trenchcoats since X/X/0X"
• "Up next is B.B. King with Blues Boys Tune"
• "http://tinyurl.com/6ehwbh"

Not all messages should be this long, but they all need three things:

• "This is Radio Free Trenchy"
• "(message regarding trenchy habits to avoid, tailored to the broadcaster's preference)"
• "Up next: (bitchin' tunes with tinyurl)"

Frequencies

This is a pirate radio station, so we will not have a dedicated frequency. Instead, we will commandeer a variety of frequencies set aside for trenchy breeding grounds:

• Mall Frequencies
• Fort Frequencies
• Trenchy Group Frequencies

Bitchin' Tunes

Bitchin' tunes are a must. Any broadcasts lacking tunes that are suitably bitchin' will be disavowed by RFT.

Join the Cause

Because trenchcoaters are really annoying: