User talk:A.schwan/JR BobDobbs

Yawn

You tasted so bad, the museum staff is gonna have hell to clean up. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 00:36, 30 August 2012 (BST)

Yea, the RNG got the better of me there, at least I got the kill for my scoreboard. I think we are probably in the area for the same reason but you know how tasty a lone COBRA is: I just couldn't help myself. I swear you must be shotgun-proof though. I missed you with 7 of 8 shells. Good thing the pistols were hitting well. --╘~

Flare gun might have worked better. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:44, 30 August 2012 (BST)

BTW, I doubt this would technically be classified as "revenge". I've never shot you with Yuki. With the Mudkip, yes. But that Mudkip's tucked away in Penny Heights taking a nap. :P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:46, 30 August 2012 (BST)

Not revenge for me. That would go up as "scrappy". It's marked as revenge because of the kill you and Summers made on Rob O. back a bit in mid August.--╘~

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His profile says he is retired. Therefore, FoD has no right to deal with the dealings of an ex-member. If you're gonna avenge him in the name of FoD, tell him to remove the "Retired" bit from his profile. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 02:56, 31 August 2012 (BST)

Now there axe mah boy, when an FOD retires, we don't put em down like old horse. We treat em like any other retired person. Sure Rob uses more coupons and does more puzzles these days, I think I even caught him playin shuffleboard the other day. Point is, FOD is FOD unless he chooses not to be and Rob is slower, more relaxed FOD. He posted a revenge claim so who am I not to honor it? So I guess what that means is "Overruled!"--╘~

Ah, but you've missed the point. Whatever happens to the retiree becomes nothing more than a private dealing, not a group dealing. The retiree becomes nothing more than a close friend, and therefore, it no longer counts as a "revenge" kill for FoD. It becomes more of a "I'll help you out" kill. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 20:03, 31 August 2012 (BST)

Ah but you've missed the point as well. Rob is retired FOD. That means he is not active FOD. Retired is not the same as quit. He is still FOD, he was killed, I revenged him. Also lad, I can revenge kill someone for a bad cup of coffee if I have a mind to. Matter of fact, I might revenge kill you for makin me type all this out. Sure I wouldn't flag it as revenge on the list but the revengee would still die. So you gotta ask yourself, what's got your knickers in a bunch here? Is it that you died or that it says revenge next to the screenshot? --╘~

It counts. ~ _{23:15, 31 August 2012 (UTC)}

Let's ask ourselves, "Why does Vapor say it counts?" Is it because I said "Thanks for the intel." Hm...What intel could it be? Maybe it involves yet another group in the area, a group whom Vapor oh so conveniently has an alt in. A group who Robby O has been coincidentally located near for just about most of their recent operations. Perhaps it has to do with a tag someone has gone spraying around early in? I don't care who gave that away, but by hell, I may as well thank every likely suspect for it. So let's wonder. Who really wanted the revenge? FoD? Or this other group which I shall not name? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ ^{#nerftemplatedsigs} 01:24, 1 September 2012 (BST)

Ya just lost me. Mystery groups and fnord tags that no one can see? You part of the "con"?--╘~

He's gone off the deep end again. I said it counts as revenge because it does, end of story. There's no nefarious grand conspiracy here, Axe. ~ _{02:30, 1 September 2012 (UTC)}

That's just what someone part of the conspiracy would say. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 02:40, 1 September 2012 (BST)

Kirsty, you're Axe's friend. Can't you smack some sense into him? Schedule an intervention? Force feed him meds? Too much more of this and he's gonna distract my crew away from Balls, Whalls, and Assoc. ~ _{02:52, 1 September 2012 (UTC)}

Ya know, I just figured out that Axe's last comment was designed to imply that I was part of the conspiracy. At least I think it was. I am pretty sure that it is saying that Vapor is. I'm still not sure of anything except that if ya get between me an whalberg, you're gonna catch a bullet unless you're shootin along side me. Otherwise, that is an impressive piece of bulldada there axe mah boy. Lets just clear this up, If you are in the conspiracy, raise your hand --╘~

Well, curses. It would appear you have found us out, Axe Hack! OW and FoD indeed regularly zerg together under my command, along with 15A, SDN, ACC, TF, TZH and everyone who has an appreviation under three letters (truly you display great cunning to pick up on this subtle theme!). I am secretly Bad Attitude Barbie, Natasha Fatale, MeesoSorry, myself, Carrie Cutter, Jorm, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Kirsty Cotton, and Spiderzed ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

But this knowledge will not stop you from our total zerg domination over all of Malton, valiant adventurer Super Axe Hack! For soon, my plan to dominate Malton through a few people being hanging out vaguely in the area around groups known for pissing people off in a land of limited worthy adversaries/targets will come to FRUITION!!!!!! You can no survive, make your time, the grand conspiracy will come, insignificant worm! COWER. COWER IN FEAR AS MY CLUSTERING OF GROUPS WHO FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE SOMEWHAT NEAR EACH OTHER ATTACK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TARGETS FOR INDEPENDENT REASONS AND BRING ALTS NOWHERE NEAR EACH OTHER ENDS UP DOMINATING MALTON! MUAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! --RadicalWhig 06:06, 1 September 2012 (BST) P.S. The above was sarcasm, Axe. You know, sarcasm, the thing people do when they don't actually say what they mean, using tone and exaggeration to express insincerity? Yeah, that thing there, this is it, Axe.

Well there is whig raising his hand. We know Vapor is a dirty conspirator. Here I thought I was jes headin West but I guess I must be part of the conspiracy too. Ahl be dammed. Anyone else? --╘~

Speakin of conspiracy, I missed that monkey with every shotgun shell but one and hit with almost every pistol round. Same as with yuki. Either there is an eye in the sky or they make shoddy shotguns in these parts.--╘~

Vapor, there is little I can do now. Whig has already admitted he is secretly me... err, I have already admitted that I'm me. So, my part in the conspiracy is already known. Everyone knows UD is 9000 alts and only two people, me (aka, Vapor, Whig, Bob, Babs, Whalberg, etc) and AxeHack. P.S. by everyone I mean me and you and everyone else that is me. -- _{Org XIII} ^Alts 17:32, 3 September 2012 (BST)

Alright then. Let the battle lines be drawn!

	I AM AXEHACK!
	This user is part of a conspiracy whereby all 9000 inhabitants of Malton are secretly alts of only two people

	I AM KRISTY!
	This user is part of a conspiracy whereby all 9000 inhabitants of Malton are secretly alts of only two people