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'''Note''': Keep in mind that this page is in Colette Hart's User space and she has the divine right to edit and remove any content she does not like.
The user Axe Hack was marked as persona non grata in the past, but not anymore. <span style="font-size:5%">Well, he still is. Just don't tell him about it, ok?.</span>
==Where do I sign?==
==Where do I sign?==
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to have an axe in your skull? I don't, because I'm already dead. But it's pretty annoying. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 08:09, 18 July 2010 (BST)
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to have an axe in your skull? I don't, because I'm already dead. But it's pretty annoying. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 08:09, 18 July 2010 (BST)
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::::Changed my mind. Please put zombie propaganda in the "For Zombies" Section.
::::Changed my mind. Please put zombie propaganda in the "For Zombies" Section.
::::--[[User:Colette Hart|Colette Hart]] 08:32, 19 July 2010 (BST)
::::--[[User:Colette Hart|Colette Hart]] 08:32, 19 July 2010 (BST)
==Hey!==
What's with all this hate against me?!? --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 05:53, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:No hatred towards you, whoever you are... --[[User:Colette Hart|Colette Hart]] 08:15, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:Axe Hack < Shotgun Blast - Shotgun Blast may not be quite as common a visitor as Axe Hack, but when he does show up, he makes a difference. You should learn to be more like your powder based cousins. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)
::But I don't require reload time. =( --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 06:17, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:::Only because your effect is so drawn out and stretched. When you're reloading a shotgun, you're not wasting AP, you're supercharging your weapon, so you can actually kill something (or often many things) in a day. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:Axe Hack < Knife Stab - Knife Stab is an invaluable helper. He tests everything, sees how close they are to completion, and reports the facts. Without him, you'd be wasting your time trying to solve the difficult problems, totally unaware that another is almost fixed. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:Axe Hack < Death Grip - Vastly more efficient than Axe Hack, Death Grip gets stuff done. He's no less versatile, but he's almost as productive as his explosive cousins. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:Axe Hack < Neck Lunge - Neck Lunge does things just as efficiently as Axe Hack, but he also goes the extra mile to ensure that his work cannot be undone easily. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:Axe Hack < Pistol Shot - BOOM! Headshot. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 06:36, 19 July 2010 (BST)
::Now I'm sad.  I'm gonna go hide in that corner over there... [[Image:Weep.gif]] --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 06:46, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:::Interesting discussion. Indulge me in reviewing my two cents. I see it this way: Axe Proficiency: 40% Accuracy, Average Damage Per AP: 1.2 , Average Damage Per 5 Attacks: 6 , '''To Kill 50HP Enemy: 43 Attacks''' Versus my favorite the Knife: Knife Combat: 50% Accuracy Average, Damage Per AP: 1.0, Average Damage Per 5 Attacks: 5, '''To Kill 50HP Enemy: 50 Attacks!''' Clearly Axe is king and knife is a great finisher, information gatherer and light dimmer switch. So axe hack is the "one" of the one, two punch of melee fighting. Also you can start with the knife jab for info, switch to the axe for the damage and once the target is @ 4 HP knife stab for the finisher @ a higher hit rate. If you consider that the Axe is good against overcades as well-you can see why it should be standard equipment.  Also-I am pretty sure that Axe Hack and Knife Stab will also result in "Headshot" (and rightfully so) once you have that skill. Needles, axe and knife. And lets not forget the most feared survivor weapons: the toolbox and the FAK-but that is a different conversation. --[[User:Belisarius17|Belisarius17]] 17:49, 19 July 2010 (BST)


==The Plan==
==The Plan==
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==Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard==
==Archives==
 
Where are the last year's log for the IAHW, sis? It should be preserved. Who knows, maybe someday it might be made into a ''historical event?''--[[User:Miss balalaika|Miss balalaika]] 07:17, 5 June 2011 (BST)
Or, if you're more inclined, "Little pigs, little pigs, ''let me come in''. Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin? Well then I'll ''huff'' and I'll ''puff'', and I'll ''''''blow your house in''''''!" {{User:Misanthropy/Sig}} 16:44, 19 July 2010 (BST)
:[[User:Colette_Hart/International_Axe_Hating_Week/2010|Here.]]--[[User:Colette Hart|Colette Hart]] 18:39, 5 June 2011 (BST)
:Ha! my house is immune to axes! Go on, try and get through the door with that clumsy stick thing. I'll just cut your hand with a more professional weapon. The kitchen knife. --{{User:TripleU/Sig}} 16:56, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Latest revision as of 17:39, 5 June 2011

Note: Keep in mind that this page is in Colette Hart's User space and she has the divine right to edit and remove any content she does not like. The user Axe Hack was marked as persona non grata in the past, but not anymore. Well, he still is. Just don't tell him about it, ok?.

Where do I sign?

Do you have any idea how much it hurts to have an axe in your skull? I don't, because I'm already dead. But it's pretty annoying. --VVV RPGMBCWS 08:09, 18 July 2010 (BST)

No need for signing in. Join our protests and destroy axes, and perhaps eat a fireman or two in our honor. Down with the axe culture!!!
--Colette Hart 05:31, 19 July 2010 (BST)
I'll start spraypainting. I assume I have permission to edit the page? If not, revert away. --VVV RPGMBCWS 06:13, 19 July 2010 (BST)
Just no zombie propaganda, please. --Colette Hart 08:15, 19 July 2010(BST)
Changed my mind. Please put zombie propaganda in the "For Zombies" Section.
--Colette Hart 08:32, 19 July 2010 (BST)

The Plan

Here's my interpretation: You will publish a pre-written speech on the 19th. Beginning immediately after this, we'll spend two days producing propaganda, two days overbarricading/ruining Fire Stations, and then kill people in Fire Stations until you deliver a second, pre-written speech. Correct? --VVV RPGMBCWS 07:39, 19 July 2010 (BST)

I wasn't going to take this THAT seriously... I had writing a speech, a few spraypainting around the city and PKing a fireman or two, and ending with another speech in mind, but go ahead and ruin the Fire Stations if want. And take a couple of your zed friends with you if you want.
--Colette Hart 08:15, 19 July 2010 (BST)

Archives

Where are the last year's log for the IAHW, sis? It should be preserved. Who knows, maybe someday it might be made into a historical event?--Miss balalaika 07:17, 5 June 2011 (BST)

Here.--Colette Hart 18:39, 5 June 2011 (BST)
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