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CORAM

Date: Monday 7th November 2011.

Location: the Coram Building, Lukinswood.

Kills: Eleven.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "And apologies to the poor zombie, you did all that work to break in, and we killed everyone. Well, good luck with the ruin!" - Senator Incitatus.

Stuff: Literally seconds before we started shooting, an anonymous zombie broke in and then was helpless but to stand and watch as we cleared out the building. Poor zombie, indeed.


Haslock

Mmm, stodge.

Date: Wednesday 30th November 2011.

Location: the Haslock Building, Chancelwood and St Louis's Hospital, Chancelwood.

Kills: Fourteen.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Isabel Deverell, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "oh jesus that just fucking happened. im out of here this place is unsafe" - BroWithNoName.

Stuff: Plenty of kills by anyone else's standards, and an enjoyable strike, but we'd not quite hit our stride yet. A few of us were starting to experiment with optimising our load-out, however, something that would soon become a hallmark. Oh, and we killed every member of THEM active in the game, that particular day, in one go.


Cheeke/Tompson

Date: Monday 12th December 2011.

Location: the Cheeke Building, Ruddlebank and Tompson Mall, Lockettside.

Kills: Twenty-one.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "Don't worry WhimOrClutters, we'll make sure the bad zombies don't get you!" - Senator Incitatus.

Stuff: Such a fun strike, and the one where we realised we had something special on our hands. The cardboard Isabel Deverell cut-out line started life as an in-joke in the days and weeks before the actual strike, after she told us that she, sadly, couldn't attend. Originally, it was, "[player name withheld] installed a cardboard cut-out of Isabel Deverell in the building. (One second ago)", and in a lucky coincidence one of us captured a dumbwit with the same one second text!

Best wit of the hit.


'The 50AP Show'

"Maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight!"

Date: Wednesday 4th January 2012.

Location: Buckley Mall, Wyke Hills.

Kills: Twenty-seven.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "Welcome to The 50AP Show, my name is Jim Mclusky, maaaaan, we got a show for you tonight, I'm not even joking, you know who's here tonight? Karl Kolchek, everybody! Gonna be here, talking about his new film, 'I Was a Teenage Mrh-Cow'. We begin tonight, however, with our new segment, 'Where The Hell Did All These People Turn Up From And Why Are They Killing Us?'..." - Jim Mclusky.

Stuff: Jim wrote the Daily Show parody lines for this strike before Christmas, and then forgot to update the year to 2012 in January! Whoops. This strike helped us realise that even if we didn't completely empty a building, we were certainly capable of breaking a siege, with Buckley falling within hours of this strike. First of the big kill counts.

Best wit of the hit.


Mitchem emptied and pinata'd

Just waiting for some blind zombie to smash it...

Date: Tuesday 17th January 2012.

Location: Mitchem Mall, Vinetown.

Kills: Twenty-three.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "OM NOM NOM! Dino hungry." - a raptor.

Stuff: The original intention wasn't to pinata the mall, but given a raptor's death and the extra AP we had after emptying it, well, why not? You know you've always wanted to...


Nightclubbing in Penny Heights

Cool party, bro.

Date: Thursday 2nd February 2012.

Location: Club Frossard, Penny Heights and Club Crosland, Penny Heights.

Kills: Seventeen.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Isabel Deverell, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "Tsk. Someone forgot to put the dog out!" - Isabel Deverell.

Stuff: Globetrotters, eh? Snack strong, die meek.

Best wit of the hit.


Bale

Date: Tuesday 14th February 2012.

Location: Bale Mall, East Boundwood/Yagoton.

Kills: Twenty-nine.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Elliot Anderson, Graveyardz, Isabel Deverell, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "What the hell, Ellis?! You monster! You animal! Thirteen dead bodies, what kind of creature are you?!" - Jim Mclusky. Poor noob.

Stuff: So bloody close to emptying it.


Tarasius

Date: Tuesday 6th March 2012.

Location: Tarasius General Hospital, Lerwill Heights.

Kills: Twenty-nine.

In attendance: A Peaceful Apatosaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, Isabel Deverell, Jaida Ross, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: "This has been such a great siege, I feel like we should throw a surprise party!" ... "SURPRISE!" - Isabel Deverell and "It was pandemonium y'all!" - Yollers P Ballin. Yes, yes it was.

Stuff: This was the strike that put us on the map, and also on the radar, after the bulk of it was reported to the Rogues Gallery. Last of the 'linger in target, help defend our targets, launch surprise attack' strikes. Building fell within an hour or two of our appearance.

Best wit of the hit... from the P.O.V. of a lucky victim!


Team Zombie Hardcore

An avatar pulled from the TZH forum itself.

Date: Tuesday 20th March 2012.

Location: Vaugham Cinema, Brooksville and the Hebditch Building, North Blythville and Dear Street Police Dept, North Blythville and Judge Road Police Dept, North Blythville and Club Burney, North Blythville and Bugby Bank, North Blythville and a factory, North Blythville.

Kills: Seventeen.

In attendance: a raptor, Elliot Anderson, High Powered Mutant, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Sir Groansalot.

Quote: Team Zombie Hardcore - dirty cheating twats pretending to be internet hardmen pretending to be hyperactive pre-pubescent wankers who don't deserve kill speeches. Anyone else caught in the crossfire was simply out of luck this night.

Stuff: A right ol' bhall ache to plan and execute, which saved one or two typically dispersed intended targets a similar fate later on.


Haslock II: Pie Harder

Back for a second helping.

Date: Thursday 5th April 2012.

Location: the Haslock Building, Chancelwood.

Kills: Twenty-eight.

In attendance: A Peaceful Apatorsaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, Candy Thief, Elliot Anderson, Graveyardz, High Powered Mutant, James P Mallory, Jim Mclusky, Senator Incitatus.

Quote: "OH MY GOD THAT JUST HAPPENED! IT'S NOT SAFE HERE ANYMORE! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL? DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" - Senator Incitatus.

Stuff: Anything you can do, we can do better (and bigger).

Best wit of the hit.


Bite Strike!

Just a wee nibble.

Date: Wednesday 25th April 2012.

Location: St George's Hospital, Greentown.

Kills: One.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, High Powered Mutant, Jim Mclusky, Plinkton, Sir Groansalot, Senator Incitatus and special guest star *Suburban Zed*.

Quote: "And that is my dramatic interpretation of a meatsicle. *BOWS*" - QBee.

Stuff: Missed the first couple of Suburban Zed bites by accident, but yes, we took down a 60HP target using *only* the harman bite trick!

Best wit of the hit.


Marven

Date: Thursday 3rd May 2012.

Location: Marven Mall, South Blythville.

Kills: Twenty-five.

In attendance: A Peaceful Apatosaur, a raptor, Boris Marven, High Powered Mutant, Jim Mclusky, Julie Marsh, Pagram Librarian, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus.

Quote: 28.28 MHz: "Oh my god. Everyone just died at once!", 28.28 MHz: "Must be some kind of shotgun infection and it's spreading!".

Stuff: Just another mall clearance, you know how it is.


Tarasius II: Grand Finale

That's going to leave a mark.

Date: Sunday May 27th 2012.

Location: Tarasius General Hospital, Lerwill Heights.

Kills: Thirty-four.

In attendance: a raptor, Boris Marven, Candy Thief, Doug Collins, Elliot Anderson, High Powered Mutant, Jaida Ross, Jim Mclusky, Julie Marsh, Plinkton, Senator Incitatus.

Quote: "It was a true honor to come here and slaughter you folks in the company of some of the greatest UD characters I know. You've been our treat!" - High Powered Mutant.

Stuff: Sealed with a kick.


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