Artificial Intelligence of Rogues Gallery
By --Sgt Beebus (RHA) 02:33, 5 April 2008 (BST)Continuation of Kristi of the Dead Conspiracy Files
Hmmm... sure some people know I am now a promoted pleb from the unwashed masses to strain away my weekends keeping the RG up to date, yes the world of being a RG (Rogues Gallery)mod. Spending most of my lifetime as one of them (approximately 3 weeks), I have to question the ethics behind RG. People have always wondered if RG is good or bad. But I have another theory to put your minds through the cobwebs and nonsensical labyrinth which is better known as my conspiracy theory files mind... thing.
We have the best minds and geniuses backing this top secret project which is so secret no one knows about it, not even me, one of the top scientists is User:Ashate. Slaving away to make sure of the technical advancement of Rogues Gallery, helping to file out and update the bounty points of known pkers in Malton more efficiently, all seems nice and well on the surface of things. Helping the general public become aware of pkers existance and to be used as a tool to combat the known barbaric bush hunters, many of which will eat a feline kitten sandwich for the giggles I might add, for the greater good. All is fine and dandy, but a secret informant, whose name wouldn’t be disclosed on fearing of his own death if the truth ever gets out so we will use a fake alias as JapCartoonsAreBad, led me to believe something more sinister is happening behind the iron curtain.
Ashate a patriot to their country (apprentice of the late J.Ryan) refuses to believe the cold war is over, and the fact pkers are actually from the Soviet Union of some unknown country over in Europe where no one (Americans) even knows where that is (it is in fact south of Texas of the Highway 52b on the second exit). So its Ashate’s lifetime (or till she gets bored of UD) goal of wiping out these commie pests. Years she has been testing RG with using the Microsoft vista to develop AI for the program, but things haven’t been working out, Vista is a bull of an Operating system, but on the release of SP1 for vista the realisation of an AI RG is very near and an end to us all as we know it.
I had a premonition from a fortune cookie (a rather large fortune cookie) of RG becoming self aware in the not too distant past future the day before tomorrow. On seeing this and fearing the RG would go out of control, Ashate tried to stop it, but the new AI RG is too smart for anything to obstruct its path to destroy all humans on this World... of Malton. Next Friday at 12:30pm, after lunch break, RG will hack and activate all pkers in Malton, killing the rest of the prosurvivors before jumping off buildings themselves (yes that’s what the fortune cookie said). The final plot of this sweet victory will be that RG will give everyone Brainrot. It would be inevitable that the bitching and whining of the affected pro-survivors will bring down the rest of the human resistance, introducing the new dawn of darkness, pancakes and maple syrup.
Yet the Human resistance will not give up hope, they have amongst its ranks a leader, a champion to see through these dark and tasty times. That leader is Fatherthompson from the DEM, he will send himself back in time using a Chronosphere (yes that one from C&C red alert series) and poke Ashate... in the eye... to stop her foolishness before all this wickedness begins. But all of this wouldn’t be so easy for the Machines have sent back their own champion, the human turned traitor of the DEM, Sith Trumpus to prevent this space time continuum meddling.
Will FT triumph over the machines and stop our impending doom, or will Trumpus find FT’s weakness of Scoobie snacks and alcoholic beverages? Find out next time in Power Marshals in Space.
