Axe About Our Health Plan

Group Overview

A loose affiliation of <redacted> survivors, who can sometimes be found reminiscing at The Rabjohns Hotel. Their claim to fame is the successful annihilation of their onetime rivals: Tompson Mall Security. They have no known affiliations to any group or playing style.

History

AAOHP was formed in early 2008, in the days when massive hordes of zombies still packed the streets of Malton, and survivors faced grim odds.

One fateful dawn, as a terrible storm pounded the suburb of Ruddlebank - a dozen undead poured through a failed barricade at The Rabjohns Hotel. Without remorse, the dead fell upon the sleeping occupants, man women and child alike. In the ensuing bloody melee, four strangers made it to the roof, leaving thrice their number behind dead, dying, or re-animating. They would be the only survivors.

For three days they fought off an ever-growing horde of undead, stoked on by the haunting feeding groans from below. As supplies dwindled, the four survivors, bonded by the crucible of battle, agreed to make one last push to the one place they would be safe: Tompson Mall.

After a harrowing sprint through the streets, with the horde (later known as The Babyeaters) and the reanimated corpses of their families seconds behind them, the four survivors made it behind the makeshift walls of the Tompson Mall.

Safety would prove fleeting, as the survivors heard sounds of an animal in distress emanating from the building they had taken shelter behind. Fearing the worst, the group burst into the building only to see a man in a mall cop uniform violating a donkey. They would later learn that this man, his balding head covered in a sheen of sweat, with tiny pig-eyes behind coke-bottle glasses was none other than Officer Tommy (http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1386056), of the Tompson Mall Security; and the activity he was engaged in was considered one of the secret privileges of membership to this heinous organization.

In the ensuing firefight, a half-dozen members of TMS would lay cold; and a new survivor group would be formed: Axe About Our Health Plan. These brave souls would dedicate their lives to protecting the innocent…..Also, they would dedicate considerable time, and energy towards murdering, then mutilating, and/or taunting the corpses of any member, or suspected member, or blood-relative, or suspected blood-relative/friend/friend of friend of Tompson Mall Security.

News!

Original members of AAOHP are back roaming the streets as of March, 2016.

Now that they have defeated the evil scourge that was Tompson Mall Security, they have turned to more productive and peaceful endeavors.