Blue Aegis Group/Freedom War
The Freedom War was launched in response to the Autobots' crime spree throughout the suburb of Pashenton.
Background
Pashenton was a peaceful suburb, ruled by a coalition of small survivor groups with a monthly election dictating the major policy directions for the coalition. This changed when the Autobots came into existence, murdering without discrimination or hesitation. The Suburb's defensive forces found themselves taken back by the relentless criminal activities of the Autobots invasion.
Goals of The Campaign
All defenders of the suburb are charged with the following Orders:
- Termination of Autobots
- Restoration of the Democratically Elected Government
- Acquisition of the All-Spark.
Contacts
Citizens wishing to Join the efforts to Defend Pashenton, can contact the Blue Aegis Group on the board.
Known Autobots Criminals
[Optimus Prime] has engaged in a series of hostile acts throughout Pashenton and the neighboring suburbs including, but not limited to; assault, slander, theft, vandalism, child-molestation, murder, incitement, grand theft, violence upon noncombatants, illegal Revive Point creation, squatting, mass murder, racism, hate crime(s), solicitation, prostitution, gambling, human sacrifice, hijacking, piracy, (multiple counts of) home invasion, breaking & entering, production of pornography, carrying a concealed weapon, illegal acquisition of weapons, violation of Pashenton Convention, severe violations of The Second Pashenton Convention, destruction of evidence, improper conduct with prisoners, extrajudicial executions, torture, illegal organ harvesting, engaging in construction without a permit, engaging in sexual congress without proper permits, illegal assembly, illegal acts of subversion, sympathizing with the enemy, providing aid to hostile forces, deployment of illegal checkpoints, production of inferior hot sauce, slavery, smuggling, narcotics related activities, constricting small mice, watching David Letterman without a digital receiver, playing warhammer 40,000, cosplaying as Optimus Prime, exceeding the speed limit on a national highway, providing false maps, wearing a fedora with stilettos, offering exotic services and charging extra for the pole, carrying out mercenary activities without authorization, inability to transform, cannibalism, tribalism, poaching, robbery, extortion, voter fraud, abduction, false imprisonment, grand larceny, refusal to recognize the elected government of Pashenton, and voting republican.. He is to be considered KOS.
