Buttery Row School

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Buttery Row School
--Mallrat The Spanish Inquisition TSI The Kilt Store TKS Clubbed to Death CTD 10:47, 6 February 2023 (UTC)
Buttery Row School

Ridleybank [54, 45]

a junkyard a warehouse Margaret General Hospital
St. George's Hospital Buttery Row School Phillips Road
a carpark Hubbard Boulevard Railway Station Acourt Library

Basic Info:

  • Among the internal descriptions found in Schools:
    • "Half-finished work is scattered across the floor."
  • This building can be barricaded normally

Buttery Row School


A derelict concrete building with an arched entrance. You can smell the butter miles before you can see the school. Maps unnecessary.


The horrific accident which resulted in the state of the school today shocked Maltonites from Dakerstown to Miltown. At the time of the accident, the warehouse, located at 54,44, was storing a large shipment of butter, on its way to Vancouver for the Annual Pancake Eating Championships 2005, the 36th event of its kind. Due to a technical blunder on the part of the warehouse manager, 2000 kilos of gunpowder in the form of over 10,000 individual fireworks was being kept in a small, sealed room in the center of the compound. Although it is unknown how a spark was created, it was widely believed at the time that it was yet again the fault of rowdy youths - probably suicidal, who as we all know are responsible for most all of the world's evil.

Regardless of who was at fault, the resulting explosion left the primary school next door totally doused in a one meter-thick layer of hot, creamy butter - trapping, and eventually killing the 426 students and teachers inside.

The zombie epidemic came a day before cleanup operations were scheduled to begin.

The original name of the school was lost to the butter and all records of the school's existence were lost in the outbreak, and so it has become affectionately nicknamed by the survivors of Malton, "Buttery Row School".

Barricade Policy

EHB, for safe sleeping.

Current Status

Powered, EHB, with no radio. BoboTalkClown 21:53, 22 January 2008 (UTC)