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Hello. How are you today? Really? Oh, that's too bad. That much, huh? Really? Wow. I mean, I always knew he was kind of an bastard, but that's a bit much, isn't it? Yeah, I know. What are you going to do about it? Yeah, I've met her. Yeah? Yeah? Oh, man, that's awesome. He won't see that coming.
Now, on to business.
I am Timur Leng, and for the next fifteen days or so, I am the leader of the Cheap Ass Survivors. It has come to my attention that we have probably recruited every single CAG we can, and must now look to other forums for new members. Perks of being a Cheap Ass Survivor include, but are not limited to:
- An unusually convoluted security system made to compensate for the fact that we don't use a private forum.
- The security of knowing that you PROBABLY won't get PKed by Geo Isgod.
- Entry into a contest to win Command & Destroy for the DS and Beyond Good & Evil for the PC.
- Variety - we regularly switch from protecting against zombies to repairing ruined suburbs to emptying revive queues to hunting PKers to ward off the boredom.
- The powerful bullet magnet residing within Joliet Jake's flak jacket will draw virtually all PKer fire away from you.
- An informal parliamentary monarchy.
Requirements for joining are few. No Zergers, no PKers (if you're on the Rogues Gallery 'cause of some minor thing, we'll understand - happens to all of us), and you have to register on the CAG forums (see link somewhere up above) to facilitate communication. If that last one is a problem, get in contact and we'll work something out. It is recommended that you are active, able to attend the IRC meetings (that's the "parliamentary" bit of our monarchy), not too attached to any one role or suburb, and not too much of a Serious Cat.
If you want to join, just... I dunno, post on our Wiki talk page or PM the new leader Genocidal on either Brainstock or CAG or something.
Oh, one more thing. If you wish to join, you must - must - Want to Music.
- Subotei's Crotch 06:18, 20 June 2008 (BST)
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