Corpse Corps

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Corpse Corps
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Abbreviation: CC
Group Numbers: 1 very smart undead, at the moment...
Leadership: Mister Corpse
Goals: Educate the Breathing Masses
Recruitment Policy: Join only if you wish to separate yourself from the savages, and become a part of something truly wonderful.


Oh how delightful. I see all those little fleshy blood buckets running around, using their metal and their other metal, and I wonder why anyone would resist the immortality that undeath brings. It is so naive of them, their brains must be just chock full of fluids and such that prevent rational thought. That is why the Corpse Corps is here to educate the breathing masses. We are unlike the savages out on the streets in that we know what this hunger is, and why it is. But we also know that the hunger is so much better than the monotony and "satisfaction" of life. It is only fair that we share this concept with everyone in the city. We only feed enough to teach.


It is the goal of Corpse Corps to teach the living how to be dead. Once they are dead, I am positive that they will be overwhelmed by joy at the thought of being in existence forever. The hunger only brings more beings to the path of the undead. It is simply the tool of the revelations. When the city is given the gift, we will rejoice; for that day is the day we have brought about the greatest salvation of all. Now, do not mistake me for a religious corpse. No, I do not worship death. I only appreciate what death brings. Join me, and we will let others appreciate death as well.


I am in Brooksville currently, and that is where we shall begin. There is no good place; only places filled with wretched living humans. Brooksville is as good a place as any.