DSS Green Zone Lounge Lizards
DSS Green Zone Lounge Lizards is an alt-group (that is, a group comprised entirely of alts of members of another group) that was originally stationed in Roywood and set on the goal of making radio fun again. This lasted until the zeds broke in and we all died horrible deaths. This is our story. Radio LogsThese are the surviving radio logs, although they do not encompass all of what was broadcast. These were distilled from a blood-spattered reel of quarter-inch tape that was found in the wreckage of the station. The name of the program was "Radio Denial," and it featured various news updates. The earliest surviving record is from April 16 of 2009; the last, from April 27. * 28.19 MHz: "And now it's time for the Zombie Book Review. This week:" (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "'Dying to Live,' by Kim Paffenroth. Printed by specialty" (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "printers Permuted Press, D2L follows the rather rough advent" (7 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "tures of Jonah Caine, a survivor of the zombie outbreak that" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "destroyed civilization. Teaming up with a band of survivors" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "holed up in a museum, Jonah helps fight the evil living - &" (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "the comparatively kind dead. Although the book is very well-" (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "written, characterization is only so-so and the plot is a" (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "disaster, wandering all over the place and taking an abrupt" (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "turn halfway through. Overall, I give it 4/5, as it is a com" (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "pelling tale on the whole. A sequel also exists; I've not" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "yet read it. You're listening to Radio Denial, 28.19." (10 seconds ago)
* 28.19 MHz: "*crackle* ...tening to Radio Denial, 28.--... *crackle*" (38 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Last night I had a crazy dream ... *crackle*" (37 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "'bout a chick in a black bikini ... looked... *crackle*" (36 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...couldn't be real - She must be a magic genie! ..." (35 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*static* But she disappeared around the corner... *hiss*" (33 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...first question...ways, Are these canni...*crackle*" (32 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...bout the chick but what they said was freaky... *hiss*" (31 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...not be con...*static*...human. They prey on hu... *hiss*" (29 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom...feed only...*hiss*..." (27 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...a-boom, don't you just love it...basic skills remain..." (26 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*crackle*...Chick-a-*static*...creatures are...*hiss*..." (24 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...We must not be lulled...members or our friends...*static*" (23 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom *crash*" (23 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...will not respond...emo...*hiss*...behind the second door" (22 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*static*...really far-out...stroyed on sight!...*hiss*" (20 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Every dead body that is not exter...*hiss*...cut that..." (18 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...tell me where the chick went...*crackle*..." (17 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...looked at me, as spaced as could be..." (16 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...PEOPLE IT KILLS GET UP AND KILL...wonder what he meant..." (15 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...a-boom, chick-a-boom, don't ya just love it...*hiss*" (14 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...they kill for food...don't ya just love it..." (13 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...victims, you understand...*hiss*...a-boom-boom-boom..." (12 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*static*...don't ya just love it...what keeps them going!" (11 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Don't ya love it, don't ya love it...ya just love it..." (10 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...There can be no more divisions among the living!...*hiss*" (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...People aren't willing to accept...doctor...*static*..." (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "opened the third door...not running a talk show...*hiss*" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...And she whispered so sexy and low...*crash*...*hiss*..." (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...If there was ever a...*hiss*...cision had to be made..." (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...*crash*...it's now, now!...*static*...*hiss*..." (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom...*static*...just love it..." (2 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "...a-boom, chick-a-boom, don't you jus...*hiss*" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*crackle*...Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom-boom-boom...*hiss*" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "*crackle*...*hiss*... ... *static* ... ... ..." (10 seconds ago)
* 28.19 MHz: "You're listening to Radio Denial. Time for Wiki Suggustion" (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Update. As you may know, there is an Urban Dead Wiki -" (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "wiki.urbandead.com - and there is a suggestions page there." (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Wiki users can vote on suggestions for improvements to the" (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "conditions in Malton. Current suggestions include:" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Overgrown Parks (Keep: 9 / Kill: 8: / Spam:2)" (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Bloody Clothes Layering (Keep: 3 / Kill :12 / Spam: 3)" (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Anger, Rage, Berserk (Keep: 1 / Kill: 4 / Spam: 3)" (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Sorry, Spam 2." (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Music! Music! Music! (Keep: 41 / Kill: 3 / Spam: 10)" (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "NT RRRR (Keep: 19 / Kill: 35 / Spam: 2)" (2 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "and Contaigion (Keep: 3 / Kill: 6)" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "That concludes the Wiki Suggestions Dispatch. Join in at" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Suggestions" (1 minute ago) * 28.19 MHz: "To vote and learn more. Your vote is your voice!" (35 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "This is Radio Denial, 28.19." (10 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "I was out on the river." (42 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "And in the darkness before me," (32 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "In the light of the domed city" (22 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "I saw Rose, lightning Rose." (9 seconds ago) * 28.19 MHz: "You're listening to Radio Denial, on 28.19." (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Time now for the Wiki Suggestion Dispatch, keeping you up to" (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "speed on what's being user-suggested for the game at" (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Suggestions" (8 minutes ago) * A flare was fired 10 blocks to the west and 6 blocks to the north. (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Contagion (Keep: 3 / Kill: 7)" (7 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "NT RRRR (Keep: 21 / Kill: 35 / Spam: 2)" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Music! Music! Music! (Keep: 44 / Kill: 3 / Spam: 10)" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Bloody Clothes Layering (Keep: 3 / Kill :14 / Spam: 4)" (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Overgrown Parks (Keep: 10 / Kill: 10 / Spam: 2)" (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "and Disembowel (Keep: 2 / Kill: 4)" (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "That concludes the Wiki Suggestions Dispatch." (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Hello, and welcome back to Radio Denial, your news font for" (16 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "anything and everything in what's left of Malton" (15 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Time for the Roywood report sorry to be gone for a bit." (15 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Flyboy has just put out two more helicopter reports, but you" (14 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Hey, I was in the middle of something." (14 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Whoops sorry to interrupt you there." (14 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Nah, just roll with it. The helicopter reports never cover" (14 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "the area you live in. I swear Flyboy used to do traffic" (13 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "reports before the outbreak. He has that uncanny gift for" (13 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "finding a place you don't care about and reporting on it. At" (13 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "any rate, please proceed with the Report." (12 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Why thank you. I would like to first off say thanks Micawber" (10 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "The frauley NT building is in ruins with 2 outside and 1 in." (9 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Gilesi NT is powered with 3 outside the cades are VSB." (8 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Monica Hospital is vsb but has no power and nothing outside." (7 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Dismas Hospital is powered and VHB with nothing outside." (7 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Gerrard PD is powered and HB with 4 outside trying to get in" (6 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "The Purt NT building is ruined with 3 squating inside." (5 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "And Linus Hospital is VHB not powered but nothing around." (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Brought to you by Ovaltine!" (4 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Stay clear of the eastern and north eastern area of Roywood" (3 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "If low on AP the area is mostly ruined." (2 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "That concludes the report." (2 minutes ago) * 28.19 MHz: "Cool. I'm gonna go back to sleep. Nite, ever'body." (20 seconds ago)
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