Deadly Death Shooty Bang Squad
| Deadly Death Shooty Bang Squad | |
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| Abbreviation: | DDSBS |
| Group Numbers: | Currently: 8 Members |
| Leadership: | Sgt Funk |
| Goals: | To shoot zombies. In an extreme way. |
| Recruitment Policy: | We are not recruiting at this time. |
| Contact: | If you see us in-game, say hi. |
Motto
Keep 'em loaded.
Ethos
Hit hard, hit fast, hit with all the ammo you've got, because your next shot might be your last.
When you can't count on anyone else in Malton, count the bullets left in your clip.
Mission
- If it's dead; make it more so.
- If it's alive; keep it that way.
- There are no problems in Malton that cannot be solved with violence.
- If you encounter a problem that is not solved with violence, you clearly aren't using enough of it.
- Defend strategic points within reason; always live to shoot another day.
Headquarters
Currently our headquarters at Hartland bank. After more of our members have grown in levels, we will move to a different area.
History
Sgt Funk, bitten and infected, staggered across Malton. Finding himself in Vinetown, he fell through the entrance to Hartland Bank. His only hope lay in the form of Private Isacc Glory, who charged to the Sgt.'s location, ignoring zombies and cries of help from other survivors. He rushed around the nearest hospital until he came upon a cache of First Aid Kits - he then sped to Vinetown. Finding the funky, dying Sgt., he FAK'd him. Isacc FAK'd him right on his bite wound.
Scared and alone, they cowered for a day in the bank. They were lost, confused, and the moans of the undead proved too much for the duo. Help came in the form of the veteran Ricky T, who continued to FAK Sgt Funk when Isacc got tired. Eventually, he taught them what he could- how to hunt, fight and survive; and most importantly how to shoot. On the 27th of November 2007, the Deadly Death Shooty Bang Squad were formed.
Nith joined shortly after, braving his way through the zombie hordes to Hartland Bank. Others have followed; SpenoMunster, Stephen Lorenzo, and Oslisk. Bishop1977 has joined us; he wants to be a "fencing guy"... I'm gonna assume that means he wants to barricade stuff, because melee weapons suck le balls. Nith has now left for greener pastures, and Nith00 the shooty fellow is now shambling over from Stanbury Village to greet you all.
More recently, losses have been sustained with the coming of the horde to our humble abode, and personally, Nith00 would like to thank Doctor Heller of M.E.R.C.Y for revification, closing the Nith's extended period of being rather creaky and undead.
Most recent history can be found here: http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Deadly_Death_Shooty_Bang_Squad
Members
In order of Level (Arrival Number):
Ricky T (3) - Lv 41 / 4727 Exp
Nith00 (9)- Lv 37 / 97 Exp - Out of Action unless contacted
Isacc Glory (2) - Lv 22 / 8 Exp - Out of Action unless contacted
Sgt Funk (1) - Lv 15 / 95 Exp - Out of Action unless contacted
SpenoMunster - Lv 1 (4) - Out of Action unless contacted
Maxx Chopper - Lv 3 (5) - Out of Action unless contacted
Oslisk - Lv 6 (6) - Out of Action unless contacted
Bishop 1977 - Lv 1 (7) - Out of Action unless contacted
Jackmollan13 - Lv 1 (8) - Out of Action unless contacted
motty14 - Lv 1 (10) - Out of Action unless contacted
