Department of Emergency Mayhem
| Department of Emergency Mayhem | |
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| Abbreviation: | DoEM |
| Group Numbers: | Recruiting |
| Leadership: | The Lovely Ms. Fontain,and The Deadly Ms. Alice |
| Goals: | To cause mayhem and mock pro survivor and of course PK |
| Recruitment Policy: | Forums |
| Contact: | Forums |
The Department of Emergency Mayhem
What are we? Well that answer is simple. We are the people who have dedicated ourselves to causing Mayhem and destruction to your cozy little life. We swoop into your little nests kill a few of you and as soon as we entered we are gone just as fast.
A long story short we are here to bring amusement to all and to do what benefits us most. Like our motto implies “We provide the services that best benefit us” if it’s in our best interest we’ll do it and no threatening us won’t do anything.
And just in case you haven’t noticed yet, yes we are mocking the DEM it’s not that we don’t love you guys and gals down there in the system but we love mocking you more. It’s not a declaration of war or anything we just love you and so do our guns. It’s really not our fault.
What we tolerate and don’t
In General we consider just about everything fair game when it comes to killing, we don’t have favorites though our individual members may have little vendettas, We also of course encourage people to report us to their local groups or even the DEM when we kill one of you. Remember it’s normally nothing against you specifically; we just really like you… or rather your brain matter over the wall behind you… maybe even your buildings generator parts as well
We however don’t tolerate Zerging of any kind be it random people and tolerate it even less within our ranks, we also don’t like Greifers be it from a random person, a group or our own ranks. If you feel we’re Greifing you or your group just remember it’s because we love you, though if it gets to much just let us know and we might consider letting up a bit, remember it is just a game after all and even we have a heart… or a few on our shelves… ok maybe a lot on our shelves but that’s not the point. We also generally frown upon spying regardless of who’s doing it, if we want you to know something, we’ll tell you.
As far as recruiting goes In General we like to kill and thats fine but when recruiting it people it needs to be by their choice not ours. We're here to have fun and allow others to experience our fun by either being on the giving end or the receiving side.
In General we don't mind if you try to bring a new person in but it is not acceptable to Threaten them to join by means of Greifing or through out of game harassment.
Just keep in mind. Spraying our group, talking to people about joining, directing them to our wiki or forum is all fine and all acceptable. we want people who have fun and enjoy the aspects of the game and have a sense of humour. Repeatedly threatening people, or Greifing, or harassing them either in game or out or both or things of that nature is not acceptable by any member for any reason at any time.
Why should you join us?
Well why not? We’re the dark side. We do offer many activities and will even have a few events over the course of the year to keep people occupied. We also offer the following on a regular basis:
- Full suburb raids
- Mass Bounty hunter hunts
- GK free for all
- Mall raids
- And cookies. (Only if you’re a good boy or girl ^,^
- And who could leave out the random killing aspect
So if you’re tired of the norm and the rules certain groups would like you to adhere to we offer our hands. Though we do only have three rules
- 1: No Zerging
- 2: No intentional Greifing.
- 3: have fun, remember it is a game.
Our leadership
Our Group was founded by two young gun loving people. The Lovely Ms. Fontain,and The Deadly Ms. Alice| they have a dream of restoring chaos to this undead world and welcome all who wish to do the same. Fair and just they enjoy their job and love their guns and have no fear of getting their hands dirty. seeing us in a building normally means we're there for fun but don't worry you may get lucky ^,^
Want to join our ranks?
It’s simple really. Just show us a screen shot of at least one pk that has been reported (and we will check into it so no lying) and a screen shot of you saying you want to join the DoEM (you’re name must be visible in the screenshot) and then post it in the appropriate area on our forums. See? Not hard.
Getting in touch with us
It’s very, very easy, you can do it through our forums. We’re a friendly lot and love company even from the DEM or the local bounty hunters just remember to keep it civil on our forums. Or alternatively you can leave us a message on our talk page. We love to hear from you all. ^,^
Our news and recent big hits:
November 19th 2008 Aside from just becoming active we haven’t much to report… yet.
