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History

Approx January 30, 2006- Creation of the GBP

February 3, 2006- Creation of the Wiki page. Yay for mass media! Also, survivors belonging to the GBP have found journals and notebooks in the ransacked offices of the Garniss, and have begun logging their daily events and thoughts.

February 5, 2006- Added the GBP as a known group in the Suburb of Scarletwood. -Johann Magnus

February 7th, 2006- By the last count, the GBP is now an offical group! HUAAZH!

February 7th, 2006- Boone, Magnus, and Eldest (with others) have travelled to the Blesley Mall in hopes of gathering supplies and providing any assitance they can in the time they're there.

February 10th, 2006- Johann Magnus broadcasted another entry in his survival journal! It is a miracle!

February 13th, 2006- Zombies have broken through the defences. Barricades recovered but many people are infected and there are still a few zombies inside. (Later on) All's well that ends swell. Safe again.

February 17, 2006- Magnus, Buncy, and Boone have ventured forth. Eldest, vOxDeemOn, and several others are sticking behind to keep shop. Regular patrols have begun of the southern border and forays into the northwest quarter are starting.

February 19, 2006- Eldest and vOxDeemOn have headed out to visit a mall to the west. They plan to be gone about four days. A small group of the remaining GBP are staying behind to keep up the patrols.

February 23, 2006- Eldest and vOxDeemOn have returned successfully from the mall. Johann Magnus also has returned to the GBP. Scott Boone is reportedly close behind. Welcome back GBP!

March 2nd, 2006- Buncy has left the north to make his way back to the GBP headquarters. He should be arriving within four or five days (leaving some time to shop at a mall) Edit: March 5th: Buncy has returned to a rain of rice and gleeful tears, and the babies did not cry that day, for their savior had returned.

March 18th, 2006- The Ascension of Scott Boone at the stroke of midnight. In a stirring ceremony, Johann Magnus slayed his friend so that he may attain a higher greatness. Buncy revived him upon completion. The transcript of the Ascension can be found below.

Thursday, May 10, 2007 - The secret of Scarletwood's no-host bars and penchant for late night parties is apparently out. We have attracted the shuffling masses in greater numbers than your average Phish concert. We’re using it as a good excuse to get in some cardio and I personally have taken to making paper fedoras out of old newspapers, dying them pink, and setting them on the heads of any zeds I come across. I feel it improves the festive atmosphere and gives the rotters a sense of style :D

Sunday, April 1, 2007 - We are currently battling against a large horde of zombies that is trying to eat our hospitals.

February 28, 2007 - As part of continuing efforts to make Scarletwood a better place to live, and in preparation for the potential oncoming siege, the GBP has re-established the Scarletwood Fuel Co-Op. Service will become effective immediately.

October 8, 2006 - Following in the tradition of the founding members of the Garniss Border Patrol, Dr Killdare has now completed the Rite of Ascension. The transcript of the Rite has been posted to Dr K's talk page.

September 30, 2006 - After six hard fought weeks of clearing and barricding the suburb, Scarletwood is finally seeing a break in the non-stop action of invading zombie hordes. There is peace in the suburb and many survivors and good friends and allies are here to share a little R & R and a considerable amount of the Garniss Special (often imitated but never duplicated!)

August 13, 2006 - The big bash is attacking scarletwood. The last barricaded building fell at about 3:20PM EDT. All GBP members are asked to check in at the forums.

July 21, 2006 - The invasion from East Greyside has begun. SW Scarletwood safehouses are surrounded. The barracades are still up at most of them, but are only sparsely occupied. Breakout is to the NE.

The Cemetary Revive point is full of potential human soldiers, but there are very few live humans with revive syringes around. Plus, the areas to the S, SW, W, and NW are full of enemy Zs, Breakout is to E.

All human defenders should rally at Mellist Walk Fire Station. Humans are there and ready, but several need healing.

July 19, 2006 - The whole of North East East Grayside is full of Zombies (at least 75+, and there seem to be 0 humans left in East Grayside. No revive points are active in East Grayside, and approaches to them are blocked despite the revive points having at least 30+ hopefuls apiece. Scarletwood (and in particular, North West Scarletwood) should prepare for an invasion. Republic of Scarletwood's claim of neutrality will most likely not be respected, in any case.

June 13th, 2006 - With much regret we see the Old Guard of the Garniss Border Patrol leaving the group. Scott, Buncy and Johann will be sadly missed by all who knew and worked with them. Dr Killdare will now assume Leadership of the GBP.

May 11th, 2006 - The only static that has occured lately has been with other survivor groups. Buncy is now ready for his ascension, and is planning for the event.

April 9th, 2006 - The zombie threat is dwindling again, and some order has returned to the Suburb of Scarletwood. Also, the repeated PKer known as BGolan has been slayed at the hands of Kataron, proud member of the GBP.

April 4th, 2006 - Zombie activity has picked up in the area. GBP members are encouraged to help other survivors first and foremost, and try to push back the intruders.

Survivor Journals

Below is a list of the journal entries that GBP leaders have made. It seems that most of us lost interest in this a little while ago.

Any member of the GBP who logs their daily events or keeps a journal should either update this section with links, or let Buncy know about updates you may have made.

BuncyTheFrog

March 7th, 2006 || March 2nd, 2006 || March 1st, 2006 || February 20th, 2006 || February 19th, 2006 || February 18th, 2006 || February 17th, 2006 || February 16th, 2006 || February 15th, 2006 || February 14th, 2006 || February 13th, 2006 || February 12th, 2006 || February 10th, 2006 || February 9th, 2006 || February 8th, 2006 || February 7th, 2006 || February 6th, 2006 || February 5th, 2006 || February 4th, part 2 || February 4th, 2006 || February 3rd, 2006

Eldest

February 20th, 2006 || February 14th, 2006 || February 8th, 2006 || February 7th, 2006 || February 6th, 2006 || February 5th, 2006 || February 4th, 2006

Scott Boone

March 9th, 2006 || February 11th, 2006

Rites of Ascension

The Old Guard

Boone's Ascension

Scott Boone gained 15 levels at midnight on March 18th, 2006. He was struck down by Buncy The Frog and *poof*, gained all of the zombie skills (not including brain rot), and was revived again. For now, we only have the transcript of the goings on, but more may be added later.

Transcript as broadcast by *poof*

Preparations

Scott Boone said "Buncy, *poof*, and I have talked and decided on a time for me to do the crossing over. We have agreed on midnight Friday (tomorrow) EST timezone. The ones doing the pwning will be *poof*, Buncy, and Kataron." (03-17 04:30 GMT) Scott Boone said "They will be using only axes to kill me as a tribute to our original group of four; teh l33t 4xx0rz. We will be serving wine and nachos too! Come along for some food, thought, ceremonial stuff, death, then rebirth." (03-17 04:35 GMT) Scott Boone said "... and nachos." (03-17 04:36 GMT) Dr Killdare said "I'd like to observe the ritual, if that's OK. From a strictly scientific point of view, of course...Go for it Scott Boone! *adjusts cams, tweeks microphones, drags out makeup kits to powder shiny spot on Scott's forehead....*" (03-17 12:43 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "Well well, it seems people are interested in this, I see more people here then we normally have... Boone, you're a star! *laughs a little*" (03-17 13:14 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Cocktails after the ceremony, everyone! I'm buying!" (03-17 15:00 GMT) ...and again. (03-17 15:01 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Besides, I'm not afraid of Scott, even though I don't know him. His would not be the first love bite I've had here. Occupational hazard, just goes with the job." (03-17 15:04 GMT) Dalt Wisney said "I'm going to hold you to the offer concerning free drinks, Doc :D In the meanwhile i'll take a scouting trip to the northeast and see what, if anything, is stirring." (03-17 17:35 GMT) Dalt Wisney said "Did a quick sweep up in the southest edges of Osmondville and the northeast of Gulsonside before returning here. Seems like atleast one of those small 20+ zed hordes didn't come further than Brockliss Grove PD (80,78) in Osmondville." (03-17 17:53 GMT) Dalt Wisney said "33 stiffs outside their door, and a lot of the survivors had minor damage (3 or less) If you are looking for zeds closer to home i suggest the Streets Hotel (1NW+5N) 5 zeds stood there loitering when i passed. Also Club Stringfellow (3NW+3N) saw one there" (03-17 17:58 GMT) Dalt Wisney said "Oh, and see to that you only use axes in prestine condition when you axe Scott Boone... :D" (03-17 17:59 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Dalt, the beer is iced and tapped and the liquor is top shelf! And I can tell you about Gulsonside *cringe* Just here on R&R for a while, taking in the sights, touring the museums, pubcrawling, the usual tourist stuff." (03-17 18:08 GMT) Dr Killdare said "BTW, I didn't know Scott was to be ritually sacrificed. Will there be blood, guts and gore? *camera moves in to place* No splattering the new Easter dress and bonnet, pls, but the combat boots are OK for a little gore." (03-17 18:11 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "Boone is being prepared for a ritual-esque sacrifice. The three of us shall be discussing the ritual itself later on tonight. In the meantime, we rest, as to be fully prepared to perform our duties" (03-17 18:29 GMT) A flare was fired 9 blocks to the east and 2 blocks to the south. (03-17 18:59 GMT) ...and again. (03-17 18:59 GMT) Eldest said "Good doctor, your attention in this matter is welcome and valued. Documenting this helps each of us in different ways." (03-17 21:49 GMT) Eldest said "And the drinks are always welcome, in my humble opinion." (03-17 21:50 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "Boone, man, you gotta bite me first when you cross over. New experiences, eh? I promise not to strike back. *chuckles*" (03-17 21:55 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "How are we gonna get the zombified Boone outta here? Should some of us work on lowering the cades for him to get out?" (03-17 21:56 GMT) Dr Killdare said "All he has to do is click his heels 3 times and he's gone! *of course, pointing at the next square and clicking the mouse works, too* :)*" (03-17 21:58 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Zebbernecks can always get out, it just takes a lot of hard work for them to get IN. *thank goodness!*" (03-17 21:59 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Scott, if you've never been killed before, don't worry about where you point and click.You won't land on top of survivors. Once you're out of here, whichever way you go, you're on the streets. FreeRun no longer works for you." (03-17 22:01 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "Boone has been dead before. He's not going anywhere, he already has the experience needed to get all the nessicary skills. He will be killed, stand, revived, stand, healed." (03-17 22:14 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Oh! I understand! Its a TRUST thing, little bonding/initiation rite. I'm truely honored to be allowed in here to witness this solemn event & I will keep the camersa rolling although I regret that I cannot lift my hand to harm another being." (03-17 22:24 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "It's hardly an initiation. By doing this, Boone will become the most powerful member of our group. We appreciate your attention, and if you'd like to keep sticking around, the GBP will have a spot for you, and anyone who wants to join." (03-17 23:20 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Thank you, Buncy, I'm honored that you would ask! I accept. May I add GBP to my profile now? Scott, does this ritual now make you the Commander of GBP?" (03-17 23:28 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "The GBP has four commanders: Boone, Mangus, Eldest, and I. You can add 'Garniss Border Patrol' in your profile at any time." (03-18 00:02 GMT) Dr Killdare said "Thank you!" (03-18 00:59 GMT) Scott Boone said "vOxDeemOn, I will put a bite onto your shoulder and give you a t-shirt too. I was bitten by Scott Boone and lived. This will be an interesting event, and I will prepare." (03-18 04:19 GMT)

The Ceremony

Scott Boone said "*Kneels and looks up to the ceiling in wonder*" (03-18 04:20 GMT) Scott Boone said "*Places crucifix at knees and takes glass of wine from golden goblet*" (03-18 04:22 GMT) Scott Boone said "Mumbles incoherently to ceiling*" (03-18 04:25 GMT) Scott Boone said "*Takes a deep breath* sigh, the hour grows near." (03-18 04:27 GMT) Eldest said "What powers there be to enable such transformations..." (03-18 04:29 GMT) Eldest said "From what wellspring do we draw this immortal sustenance?" (03-18 04:30 GMT) Eldest said "Good evening to you all. I bid you good tidings Scott Boone." (03-18 04:30 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "Think happy thoughts, Boone! Very happy thoughts...." (03-18 04:47 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "Who else is here tonight?" (03-18 04:54 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "The ceremony is about to start... We'd appreciate silence until it has reached its end" (03-18 05:00 GMT) Scott Boone said "*sighs* I am ready now." (03-18 05:00 GMT) *poof* said "*enters, face painted black and red, axe in both hands* I have made my peace for what must be done. Let us begin." BuncyTheFrog said "The bonds of the 4XX0rZ are thus strengthened, we shall assist you in your journey" (03-18 05:03 GMT) *poof* said "The bonds of the 4XX0rZ are thus strengthened, we shall assist you in your journey" Scott Boone said "Strengthen the bonds, aid me in my journey" (03-18 05:03 GMT) Scott Boone said "Kill me." (03-18 05:03 GMT) Scott Boone said "KILL ME!!" (03-18 05:04 GMT) *poof* said "We wish you luck in your journey" Scott Boone said "clutches crucifix" (03-18 05:04 GMT) Scott Boone said "Aw fuck, this hurts!" (03-18 05:05 GMT) Scott Boone said "YEAAARGH!!1" (03-18 05:06 GMT) Scott Boone said "goodbye" (03-18 05:07 GMT) *poof* killed Scott Boone. BuncyTheFrog said "(no one dump the body) Learn, friend, and stand before us" (03-18 05:07 GMT) *poof* said "Brother, we will be here to greet your return. *lays axe at Boone's feet*" A zombie said "Grah!" (03-18 05:09 GMT) A zombie said "Grrrrrrrh!! GRAH!!!" (03-18 05:10 GMT) *poof* said "v0x, your arm." A zombie said "Rrrrh" (03-18 05:10 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "Rise again and live my friend, we usher you back into the light" vOxDeemOn said "Ah, it's just a scratch. It'll leave a great scar." (03-18 05:11 GMT)

The (Start of the) Celebration

Scott Boone said "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!" (03-18 05:11 GMT) *poof* said "Rise again and live my friend, we usher you back into the light" Scott Boone said "I am now again, one of you. I feel much stronger than ever." (03-18 05:12 GMT) *poof* said "Now, where is that booze?" BuncyTheFrog said "We shall cleanse you of your ails, become well again 4XX0R!" (03-18 05:12 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "You are the man! It was cool watching you evolve in front of our very eyes! " (03-18 05:12 GMT) Scott Boone said "Now, what we have planned for a long time has been done. You are standing before one of the most powerful beings in this cursed city." (03-18 05:13 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "Wine and beer for everyone!" (03-18 05:13 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "All riight, let's get shit-faced! (If anyone has the full transcript of this ceremony, wiki GBP and place it in the discussion please)" (03-18 05:13 GMT) *poof* said "Friends, this ceremony was broadcast live for all to bear witness to it. May this become something that will help us all reach that higher plane of existence." vOxDeemOn said "Yeah! Hell yeah!" (03-18 05:14 GMT) Scott Boone said "I have saved my cd player for such an occasion." (03-18 05:14 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "Thanks for the heal, as always, Buncy." (03-18 05:14 GMT) BuncyTheFrog said "Let's PARTAY!!! *Grabs a bottle and slings back a gulp of booze*" (03-18 05:15 GMT) vOxDeemOn said "That was a fuckin' trip." (03-18 05:16 GMT) *poof* said "Fair listeners, you have witnessed something wonderous. Tune in at a date that will be announced later. Good night, and stay alive." (03-18 05:16 GMT)

See above

Buncy's Last Broadcast, 13th June 2006

27.86 MHz: "This will be Buncy's last SBS 'cast" 27.86 MHz: "We four started this group for noble reasons" 27.86 MHz: "Our reasons were noble to the end." 27.86 MHz: "I was acting so I could preserve the safety of southern SW" 27.86 MHz: "And tonelli had it wrong; I wanted to be within a group that" 27.86 MHz: "was known. Because what greater acheivement" 27.86 MHz: "is there within this game then running a group that's made" 27.86 MHz: "an impact. On this note, I say goodbye" 27.86 MHz: "And Tonelli..." It should be noted that here, Buncy punches Tonelli 27.86 MHz: "You ass."