Hunters Anonymous

Hunters Anonymous.
Abbreviation:	H.A
Group Numbers:	Open to admitted hunting addicts.
Leadership:	None. Only The Goddess may enlight us and show us the right path.
Goals:	To reform hunters from their addictions, by shooting them and claiming their bounties.
Recruitment Policy:	Show up to a meeting and receive a pledge pin.
Contact:	PM Sable or DrQuincy on Brainstock.

Hunters Anonymous (H.A) is a Malton-wide fellowship of men and women who share a desire to stop hunting people. H.A suggests members completely abstain from hunting people, regularly attend meetings with other members, and follow its program to help each other with their common purpose; to help members "stay neglectful and help other alcoholics achieve neglectfulness." Although H.A's attrition rates are high, it can be effective as a treatment for hunting addiction.

“	Hi, I am Trump's Alt, and I'm an addict.	”
—Trump's Alt

“	Hi, Trump's Alt.	”
—Hunters Anonymous

	Bounty Hunter
	This User or Group hunts and kills PKers.

	Violence is quicker
	Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.

“	Join us. Later we'll all be jumping off a bridge while lighting up if you'd like to come.	”
—Noelani Kiele

Twelve Steps

These are the original Twelve Steps as published by Hunters Anonymous

1. We admitted we were powerless over hunting — that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Goddess as we understood Her.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to The Goddess, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have The Goddess remove all these defects of Moral character.
7. Humbly asked Her to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through violence and medication to improve our conscious contact with The Goddess as we understood Her, praying only for knowledge of Her Will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had some sort of spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to hunters, and to claim their bounties in all our affairs.

News

Mai 2009

Switched Medications have lead to the founding of Mostly H.Armless.

Here the original news:

'Mostly Harmless teamed up with former rivals H.A to become Mostly H.Armless, a player killing, trash-talk spilling, bounty hunting, Hippo punting guild of calamitous intent. Together, Mostly H.Armless helped provide security for MCM's first birthday party by taking out local scumbags, Team Zombie Hardcore. Blue punch was had, griefers were mad, oak trees were sad, all in all it was pretty rad.' (source: Mostly Harmless)

Apologies to TZH, we will sort out who is responsible for this mistake.

April 2009

Treatments in South Blythville and Lockettside went on with good progress. Thanks especially to Mostly Harmless for some very interesting meetings.

March 2009

Therapy continues and more claims made. Frequent customer Duke D'oeuvre showed some progress and created the first version of our wiki page. We all thank him and are convinced that one day his scones will be enjoyable without creating any adverse reactions.

February 2009

Therapy started and first group claims made in West Grayside. First hunters took the tag Hunters Anonymous and therefore admitted in public that they are addicted to hunting. Please congratulate them in making the first step.

January 2009

H.A formed.

Membership

While all members are of course anonymous, some are less anonymous than others. Here are some of those.

H.A Name	Membership	Member since	Notes
Noelani Kiele	Exalted Ruler	2009-01-26	Make an appointment to avoid disappointment
DrQuincy	Skyclad Prophet	2009-01-26	Mostly Sinless
Dean Hamilton	Chief of Medicine	2009-01-26	In charge of all medications used in treatment.
Nachtgalerie	Night Gallery	2009-02-14	The Recluse...The Child...The Witch...The Host...
Angel Wolf	Most Tame One	2009-02-20	Cutest pony in Malton
Stranger on a Crane		2009-02-22
Vance de Gauss		2009-02-22
Duke D'oeuvre	Hunter/Addict	2009-02-08	Brings scones to meetings
Anonymous	Hunter(s)/Addict(s)	Unknown

A joint venture of Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club and the Rogues Gallery.