IRS/recruit

"You're going to like the way you kill. I guarantee it."

Why are we here?
Well, Malton has been eating up government money and we really need everyone to just die. Nobody has homes! Homeless don't pay taxes. They steal and dig through our trash. >:( So, we have to do some dirty work. Killing the homeless of Malton helps out government... and if you're not for us, you're against us, you crazy hobos!
Now, you may be thinking.
"But big corporate guy, you don't live in a home.Aren't you homeless?"
Of coarse not!
For one thing, we don't need sleep or "families".
So we don't need homes.We inject our workers with an "Industry Serum" that helps our workers work without food, water!(They also focus better.) Join IRS Today!