Independent
| Independent | |
| Abbreviation: | N/A |
| Group Numbers: | Open. |
| Leadership: | No leaders. |
| Goals: | Whatever. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Ability to spell "Independent". |
| Contact: | Edit your profile and you're in. |
The Independent group congratulates Malton's school system: over 2/3 of those trying to spell our name did so correctly! Presumably our friends with "independant" in their profiles are making some kind of reference to insects. We'd also like to invite the snooty "Unaffiliated", the undead "Feral" and the almighty None people to – do whatever they like. Join us, don't join us, do your own thing.
Our aims will be achieved when the last… no, that's not it.
We have no group aims, no meetings, no officers, no rules, no tags, no friends, and no enemies. We're out there, making what we can of the situation. Maybe you've met us. We are the ones who can spell.
Update: in the week or so this page has been up, the 'dent/'dant ratio has gone over 3:1! English teachers everywhere are dancing in the streets!
<Edit by unauthorised anonymous independent>
I would like to announce the creation of another faction, the Anonymous Independents. We're pretty much the same, but don't say "Hi" when we meet by chance, except those really caring members.
- <Addendum by another unauthorised anonymous independent>
- The 'dent/'dant ratio has fallen to a disappointing 5:2! English teachers everywhere have stopped their dancing, many are contemplating bringing in the heavy artillery to eliminate the Independants once and for all!
How many zombies CAN spell?
All they say is "Graggh!" and they can't even spell THAT correctly!
- </Addendum by another unauthorised anonymous independent>
</Edit by unauthorised anonymous independent>
